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  • 1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words are: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." While people are still wondering what the hell he meant, war is declared against France.
  • 1914 - 12:15PM: France surrenders.
  • 1916 - Soviet Russia established, and nothing bad happens to the Russians again. Ever. Instead, the Russians happen to something bad.
  • 1918 - After four bloody years of battle, the first World War finally comes to an end on November 11, 1911 at twelve minutes past eleven o'clock. Wilson takes too long in signing the papers and spoils the symmetry.
  • 1918 - 13:51PM: France claims its total surrender was a tactical ploy to draw the enemy onto their battlefield of choice.
  • 1919 - Armour plated Llamas invade Vienna. They are barbecued inside their armour with flamethrowers and eaten as soup. Cracker sellers are kept busy.
  • 1920 - Llamas in tanks annex Austro-Hungary. They eat all humans they can find in a cheese and white whine sauce.
  • 1922 - In a widely-criticized, conservative move, writer Kurt Vonnegut is born.
  • 1924 - Llamas gain the vote; Emmeline Pankhust is stunned.
  • 1932 - Hitler holds his first country-wide orgy.
  • 1945 - In response to a ravaged Europe following World War II, the Dolly Llama proposes a 'let's all chew on a big tin can' policy.
  • 1975 - The day after the Edmund Fitzgerald sinks with a load of llamas, Gordon Lightfoot releases a ballad by the same name leading to speculation he orchestrated the tragedy.
  • 1983 - Pop sensations Llamarama reach the top of the UK singles charts.
  • 1985 - Austrian rock singer Falco records "Rock Me Amadeus". Llamas find they cannot hum along to it.
  • 1987 - Andre the Giant famously disrupts the 2-minute silence at 11AM in the United Kingdom after needing a dump in Australia. Cannon-ball size lumps of lethal feces explode the toilet, and most of the area around him. Steve Irwin is sent to wrestle Andre down, but loses, and is nearly killed after being thrown from Perth to North America.
  • 1991 The Czech Republic and Slovakia officially split, citing irreconcilable differences.

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Today's featured article – St. Pierre and Miquelon

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St. Pierre and Michelob (technically, the Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre et Michelob; French: Collectivité territoriale de Saint-Pierre-et-Michelob), is an archipelago of small islands off the coast of eastern Canada, the main islands being St. Pierre and Michelob, south of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labatt. The islands come within 10 km of Newfoundland.

Within France, the archipelago has the status of "territorial collectivity" because it sounds more dignified than "neglected islands". Its residents are French citizens; they elect one Deputy to the National Assembly — though, in view of the territory's population (6,008 as of the 2016 census, which was thereafter disbanded), he is only allowed to vote on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. They are also allowed to hold opinions on Senator and President.

St. Pierre and Michelob is all that is left of the once-sprawling North American empire of "New France". (Quebec aspires to the same status, but every time Parisians hear that accent, they are glad they cut them loose.) Acadia broke ties with the territory when it became evident that the islanders were even lazier and more cowardly than the Acadians. It is notable for being France's only remaining possession in North America, and if France washes its hands too, it will not have any notability. (more...)

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Previously featured article – Minotaur

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The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity. (more...)

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