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Did you know... ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans? Latest Episodes John Mahama (pictured) | Vivek Ramaswamy | Norse Korea | Michael VI | Factorial | Bunsen burner | Queue | Odysseus | Mutually exclusive events‎ | Calcium | Kristi Noem | Anti-Zionism | Kevin McCarthy | Mike Johnson | House of Bourbon | Akaa, Finland | Nikki Haley | Menelaus | Ajax | Air Canada | Agamemnon | Great Schism | UnTunes:I'm Just Ten | Taylor Swift edit Selected anniversaries That's no moon... January 30: Well Worn Cliché Day A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.... - The evil armies attack, and only a hero can save the light side. Once upon a time - A young girl, living in poverty, meets Prince Charming and they live happily ever after. That is, until their castle is sold to the Disney Group and they are forced to pose for pictures with sweaty, smelly commoner tourists. 1110 - Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved before. Even though all your exes took your car and all your money each time. 1111 - Besides, there's plenty more fish in the sea, who, when finding out you just won the lottery, take all your money and run Venezuela. 1268 - A battle of epic proportions occurs. The bad guys lose and the half-good guys win. Our heroes from the future find themselves trapped in this age of rape and plundering, and just as they are to be executed for public fornication, the funky professor back in the future figures out a way to save them, and bring them back. 1859 - Abraham Lincoln fights his evil twin. 1939 The bad guys are a bunch of Nazis. Wow, that's really original. 1945 - President Truman considers bombing Japan with the A-bomb. "It's crazy", he says, "but just crazy enough to work." 1960 - The first American movie is released involving guns, aliens, tits, love-triangles, dinosaurs, Mars, and a young misfit whose strange talent is needed to save the world. 1979 - The Japanese release their first movie, game, book, and porno where key characters die for shock value. The survival rate of Japanese characters lowers to 10%. 2003 - America liberates Iraqistan to bring freedom to the Arabs. The liberal media rejects patriotism. 2007 - You wake up, and it was all a dream. 2010 - Aliens invade, but they have a hidden weakness which is discovered just in time. Hint: s'mores and enemas. 2011 - Aliens invade again, different aliens. We shoot the mother ship with a one-in-a-million chance of it hitting. It hits. 2017 - A rag-tag misfit with his own set of rules is persuaded to help the police track down the kitten ripper bandit in order to buy his own freedom. Seventeen sequels follow. 2407 - Super Mario makes an appearance in his 1,309th video game entitled Mario Saves the Princess, AGAIN. It never gets old, does it? 9000 - Vegeta finally gets the meme about his catchphrase. Archived Anniversaries Unwritten Topics Template:Unwrittentopics

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