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Today's featured article – Mark Levin

Mark Reed Levin (born September 21, 1957) is an American talk radio personality, host of The Mark Levin Show as well as a television show on Fox News. He has also written seven books. He specializes in current events, constitutional analysis authentic enough to make Wikipedia call it "incendiary," and his signature civil response to participants, including to adversaries he often invites to phone the show. And if you have a problem with that, buster, you can get the hell out of my article, you big dummy.

He has been described as "right-wing" by rational statesmen like Mitt Romney and has occasionally insinuated that some in the Republican Party are not enamored of Republican policies but are "Republican In Name Only" (RINO). (more...)

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A Bunsen burner is a flamethrower that has been bent so the nozzle faces upward. It is noticeably lighter than a military flamethrower. Bunsen burners are primarily gas-powered, with the exception of the Tesla coil. Bunsen burners are the weapon of choice in high-school chemistry labs. (more...)

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On This Day...

January 22: National Cover-Up Day (USA)

1012 - The second coming does not happen.
1492 - Nothing happens. You didn't see anything, so it doesn't count.
1776 - The United States of America was always unquestionably free.
1812 - We have reasonable cause to attack.
1847 - The United States retaliates against a Mexican surprise attack.
1861 - The United States is completely united.
1965 - The United States irrefutably wins the Vietnam War in seven games.
1974 - President Nixon finishes out his "optional" term of office.
2001 - Heavy winds cause the World Trade Center towers to weaken.
2003 - The United States irrefutably wins the War in Iraq in a 4-game whitewash.
2005 - It is the policy of this Administration not to discuss ongoing investigations.
2006 - Global Warming? What Global Warming?
2007 - There is no Grand Conspiracy.
2012 - The Mayan calendar is misinterpreted, since nobody is alive who still reads or speaks Mayan. Turns out they were talking about the end of a cycle rather than the end of the world.
2021 - The Deep State and Antifa decide to battle it out with each other. Nobody notices because they are all hiding from Coronavirus in their bunkers.

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9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun.

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