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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Today's featured article – Arthur Currie General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image. Currie was born on December 5, 1875 in the tiny hamlet of Napperton, Ontario. Currie's last name was originally Curry, but, once he got out of "nappers" in 1897, he changed the spelling to avoid being mistaken for either his rival Arthur Curry (the reader knows him as Aquaman) or the popular Indian dish of the same name. Currie had planned to pursue law or medicine but the convenient death of his father when Currie was 15 made this financially moronic. Currie then pursued teaching; joining the Canada Militia in 1897 was merely a part-time side-hustle. When the poor wages gained from the painful job of educating the devilish spawn of Canada became apparent, Currie stoped dilly-dallying and gave into his destiny as a full-time military man. (more...) Recently featured: Star Trek Windows XP Switzerland Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Star Trek Star Trek was a government-mandated Pavlovian conditioning method to keep left-wing radicals and other kooks locked in their homes, staring at an electron gun with glass in front of it. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day May 26: Wear Pants On Your Head Day 1907 - Vauxhall Bridge is opened in Beijing. Commuters on the A202 complain about the roundabout trip in strongly worded letters to the Times. 1958 - Yamahachi 'Iron Shavings' Tsuharo is born in Cape Town, South Africa. 1963 - Unicorns wearing pants on their heads as a disguise are discovered in Portugal, coincidentally by people wearing pants on their heads. 1963 - Unicorns become extinct in Portugal. 1973 - Let's Not Celebrate This Day Festival is celebrated for the first and last time. 1979 - The Afro haircut becomes compulsory in the 48 contiguous states. Alaska follows suit in 1983. 1980 - Spain declares war on Pope Eggs Benedict IV for previous remarks. 1981 - Boy George is proclaimed Queen of England. Prince Philip is so devastated he fails to make a smartass remark. 1982 - Boy George is deposed in a violent uprising of bagpipe makers. 1985 - Peter Pan spins in his grave as Michael Jackson's Neverland is built. 1999 - The Y2K Bug dies squashed under a rock. 2002 - Mars Odyssey spacecraft finds signs of rocks on the planet Mars. 2003 - The first Masked Avenger is found drunk lying in a puddle with dead hooker in lap. Lawsuits ensue and first official 'Sue a Super' day commences. 2004 - The Vienna Boys Choir release a choral version of Whip It ! that ranks #22 on Billboard magazine. 2011 - Somebody uses the word 'bacon' in a sentence. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day daft Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. edit News The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that Crime does indeed pay very well, especially after you get caught? Do you worry... ... if you fall asleep reading this, when you awake you will find that brownies have made you new shoes? ... and that they will always be lime green Crocs? Read Many
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