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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Today's featured article – Arthur Currie General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image. Currie was born on December 5, 1875 in the tiny hamlet of Napperton, Ontario. Currie's last name was originally Curry, but, once he got out of "nappers" in 1897, he changed the spelling to avoid being mistaken for either his rival Arthur Curry (the reader knows him as Aquaman) or the popular Indian dish of the same name. Currie had planned to pursue law or medicine but the convenient death of his father when Currie was 15 made this financially moronic. Currie then pursued teaching; joining the Canada Militia in 1897 was merely a part-time side-hustle. When the poor wages gained from the painful job of educating the devilish spawn of Canada became apparent, Currie stoped dilly-dallying and gave into his destiny as a full-time military man. (more...) Recently featured: Star Trek Windows XP Switzerland Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Star Trek Star Trek was a government-mandated Pavlovian conditioning method to keep left-wing radicals and other kooks locked in their homes, staring at an electron gun with glass in front of it. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day April 28: World Amateur Gene Splicing Day 70,000 BCE - Homo sapiens emerges from Africa in search of restaurants that are really good but not too pricey and don't have wait staff that treat customers like shit. This single thought would propel all future human migration. 3500 BCE - Moses descends from Mt. Sinai amid thunderclaps and bush conflagrations with a number of commandments. 905 - Court jesters throughout Europe go on strike. This is considered so funny by the ruling class that most get promotions and bonuses. 1818 - A Dr. Frankenstein from Germany finds other uses for his electrical turkey deep fryer invention. 1861 - Oscar Wilde first merits mention in his local newspaper for his treatise on the manufacturing of bon-bons. 1920 - The Soviet Union acquires free agent Azerbaijan; US weakly responds by drafting Alaska 39 years later. 1932 - Dr. Bill Cosby announces discovery of vaccine for Jell-O Fever. 2008 - Long-awaited gaming platform Playstation 4 is released to a wildly supportive public. 1953 - Watson and Crick perfect DNA editing by removing Franklin and Gosling from any credit for discovering its structure. 1993 - The Iron Chef makes gene splicing effective and inexpensive. Ironically, his name is not Gene. 2009 - 90% of the population of Schenectady, New York, is wiped out by a mystery illness resulting from yesterday's festivities. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day music Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. edit News Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... Fork Knife is a game about finding fine dining and making reservations during an apocalyptic Uncyclopedia split? ... and that the Battle Royale version has hundreds of Oscar Wildes throwing shade at each other? Do you worry... ... that in the dark, all cats are rather badly lit? Read Many
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