Babel:Zw
How are you gentlemen !! All your Uncyclopedia are belong to us. You are on the way to content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Sophia has inspire us to take off 37,242 'Zigs' to date (for great justice). Before send signal, read guide of beginner, read Page of content.
Politics | Games | Computers | People | Quaint | Coherent |
The Article Which Makes the Present FeatureToday's featured article – RastadonThe Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer. The Rastadon was discovered on February 3, 2007, by one Dr. Professor Ima Walrus, who got his Ph.D. in Zoology at Gotham University, as well as Tom Freebird, who had a B.A. in Sociology, and a minor in Taylor Swift, from Michigan Tech. Their historic discovery was found fifty miles north of Rastos, Nebraska. To date, only one skeleton of a Rastadon has ever been found, where it is currently still in active use. After many tests, Dr. Professor Walrus and Mr. Freebird found that the Rastadon's turn-offs included tobacco cigarettes, uniforms, sirens, and corporate life. Whereas its turn-ons included: pistachio ice cream, herbal medicine, large hollow plastic figurines with pipes sticking out of them, and snack foods. (more...) Recently featured:
Previously featured article – The Addams FamilyThe Addams Family is an American family best-known for producing an excessive number of U.S. Presidents. The Roosevelts are in a tie, but not in such short order; so too would be the Clintons, except for certain "deplorable" voters. The Kennedys showed comparable potential, except that various assassins showed more. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google Designated commemoration dayMay 13: Much Rejoicing Day (International)
|
Word of day[edit]Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. News
Did you knew...Ali sadaka
Do you worry...[edit]
|
Recent articlesAnti-Zionism (pictured) | Kevin McCarthy | Mike Johnson | House of Bourbon | Akaa, Finland | Nikki Haley | Menelaus | Ajax | Air Canada | Agamemnon | Great Schism | UnTunes:I'm Just Ten | Taylor Swift | Praey for the gods | Henry Kissinger | Sandra Day O'Connor | Battle for Dream Island | Rastadon | Quintana Roo | Digestive system | The Sims 4 | Ahsoka (TV series) | King Charles II | The Man from U.N.C.L.E. | Antimony | William Pitt the Elder | Tally Hall
Recent article | As for the Majority that we want the page | The book correcting which required | Add to stubs | Pages of lonliness | Examination of urine | Concerning writing the attempt... | |
Writer and Noob of MonthPoll for writer of month | Poll for Noob of month | Passing the winner: 2005/2006 |
Because of nonsense chat of relation IRC, main screen turn on for this instructional video.
It is protected the Fair Use Clause, and whole group of elite Clinjas.