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Today's featured article – Norse Korea

Norse Korea is a land shrouded in mystery, where the thunder of war echoes not only across its borders but also in the halls of Valhalla. The country's leader, Kim Jong Odin, is known for his legendary prowess in keeping a tight grip on the helm of his snowy kingdom — just as Thor would grip Mjolnir, only with slightly less thunderous applause.

Norse Korea's military strategies are inspired by the wisdom of the All-Father himself, who apparently advised, "Why invade your neighbors when you can just hold a never-ending parade and fire missiles that look like they were designed by Loki for his next prank?" The country’s nuclear tests resemble the ravings of a berserker, though one wonders if they might actually be Odin's attempt at a mid-life crisis — "Look, I can totally outshine Ragnarok, guys." (more...)

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Mark Reed Levin (born September 21, 1957) is an American talk radio personality, host of The Mark Levin Show as well as a television show on Fox News. He has also written seven books. He specializes in current events, constitutional analysis authentic enough to make Wikipedia call it "incendiary," and his signature civil response to participants, including to adversaries he often invites to phone the show. And if you have a problem with that, buster, you can get the hell out of my article, you big dummy. (more...)

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March 29: Get Down And Boogie Day in Orthodox Funk

1700 BCE - Moz-Iz eases on down the mountain with the 10 Commandments of Groove.
1580 - The Pope releases his first Billboard hit, F*** The Pro-Testants.
1776 - The Boston Tea Party is ruined when colonists drop the tea in the harbor.
1809 - Pat Sajak is crowned Duke of Fjords in Finland. (pictured)
1844 - The Democrats are split in their convention. Then from Nashville comes a dark horse riding in; it is James K. Polk with the snappy slogan, "Better a Polk in the eye than a limp Johnson".
1902 - Al Gore invents prototype for the internet, known as "Magic Communi-box".
1936 - Joe Louis beats Marvin "The Jersey Jew" Rabinowitz in Madison Square Garden for the heavyweight boxing title. Rabinowitz, 76, would retire to Florida soon afterwards.
1969 - U.S. schools change their atomic bomb attack response protocol from "drop and cover" to "get down and boogie".
1982 - Kentucksylvania admitted as 30th Spade of Amerika.
2003 - The new Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy is released to stores in a far away alternate universe.
2011 - Today, a funky possum pisses in your eye.