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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Today's featured article – Arthur Currie General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image. Currie was born on December 5, 1875 in the tiny hamlet of Napperton, Ontario. Currie's last name was originally Curry, but, once he got out of "nappers" in 1897, he changed the spelling to avoid being mistaken for either his rival Arthur Curry (the reader knows him as Aquaman) or the popular Indian dish of the same name. Currie had planned to pursue law or medicine but the convenient death of his father when Currie was 15 made this financially moronic. Currie then pursued teaching; joining the Canada Militia in 1897 was merely a part-time side-hustle. When the poor wages gained from the painful job of educating the devilish spawn of Canada became apparent, Currie stoped dilly-dallying and gave into his destiny as a full-time military man. (more...) Recently featured: Star Trek Windows XP Switzerland Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Star Trek Star Trek was a government-mandated Pavlovian conditioning method to keep left-wing radicals and other kooks locked in their homes, staring at an electron gun with glass in front of it. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 19: Faja Day (Netherlands); Irony Is Ironic Day (UK) 1138 - George Lucas devises the evil world-conquering plan of THX. 1269 - King Louis IX of France orders all Jews found in public without an identifying yellow badge to be fined, "if they want to be fined, but really, if they want trouble, run away quickly, cause I think they breathe fire and stuff". 1770 - Somebody says "Jesus is coming soon". His followers are still waiting. 1776 - In the beginning of the American Revolution, the Boston Herald proclaims: "HOLY SHIT! WE'RE WINNING!" 1792 - The Holy Puzzle Potato of St. Sophia is found missing from the French treasury. (pictured) 1816 - William Henry Webb is born; he vows to make a world wide name for himself. Invents extremely silly game. 1865 - Slaves in Texas finally figure out that they're free, only two years after being told so. 1866 - Slaves in Texas, after much debate, decide to go back to being slaves because they don't know what else to do. 1867 - Slaves in Texas realize that they can breathe fire and shoot lasers out of their eyes, and soon proceed to take over the Bush administration. 1939 - Eleanor Roosevelt gets the first tramp stamp. 1953 - The Rosenbergs commit suicide by electric chair in Sing Sing Sing Prison. 1980 - Freddy Mercury spies a silhouette on the wall. 1983 - Batman has New Year's Eve Party at Wayne Manor. In attendance are Spiderman, Superman, and Wonder Woman among others, but a lonely Bruce Banner is left out of the loop. 1984 - The Incredible Hulk is born. 1989 - Hamburger Helper slaps Chef Boyardee; Valachi family outraged. 2007 - Gary Coleman's low budget commercial is aired on ABC. 2008 - Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to bastard daughter, Maddie. 2009 - Osama Bin Laden voted biggest dick in universe for ninth straight year. 2010 - Neo enters the Matrix again. Changes back to Mr. Anderson. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day [[ curb]] Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. edit News Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings. Do you worry... ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case? Read Many
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