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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Today's featured article – Arthur Currie General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image. Currie was born on December 5, 1875 in the tiny hamlet of Napperton, Ontario. Currie's last name was originally Curry, but, once he got out of "nappers" in 1897, he changed the spelling to avoid being mistaken for either his rival Arthur Curry (the reader knows him as Aquaman) or the popular Indian dish of the same name. Currie had planned to pursue law or medicine but the convenient death of his father when Currie was 15 made this financially moronic. Currie then pursued teaching; joining the Canada Militia in 1897 was merely a part-time side-hustle. When the poor wages gained from the painful job of educating the devilish spawn of Canada became apparent, Currie stoped dilly-dallying and gave into his destiny as a full-time military man. (more...) Recently featured: Star Trek Windows XP Switzerland Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Star Trek Star Trek was a government-mandated Pavlovian conditioning method to keep left-wing radicals and other kooks locked in their homes, staring at an electron gun with glass in front of it. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 23: Sonic the Hedgehog's Birthday 1573 - Buses are first put on sale in high markets. 1610 - Europe carved into that funny shape we know it to be. Celebrity chefs are thought to be responsible. 1892 - Spider-Man does some fancy stuff with a bus, and with the whole coincidence with 1573, well, you get it. 1929 - Puppies are declared the cutest darned thing. Humans introduce rabies to dogs by kissing puppies. 1941 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, only to be invaded by Nazis. 1957 - Gone With The Wind is released by Big Ol' Hunka Pictures. 1969 - The Hamburglar is appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon. 1975 - In Benghazi, Muammar Gaddafi the Eggman is hit in the head by a football and becomes bent on world domination. 1979 - Darth Thatcher begins construction of the first Death Star. 1991 - Sonic the Hedgehog is released in America, Mario fans cringe. 1993 - I buy some milk and put in my refrigerator; France goes on strike. 1994 - I certainly wasn't committing a triple homicide! 2005 - The milk in my refrigerator is going bad. Facebook poll returns "undecided" result on whether to replace it. 2008 - Stockbrokers start the greatest recessions in modern history as most of the world needs a good laugh. 2011 - Jesus arrives on earth as a Native American. The US gives back their land and Jesus gets a sitcom. 2014 - Chaos Emeralds replace Bitcoin as the cryptocurrency of choice. Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day [[ apathy]] Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. edit News Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that nihilists believe that life is like a box of chocolates? ... and that it is a Whitman Sampler that has been sitting on the shelf for too long? Do you worry... ... the Boy Scouts were actually a concept developed by Gen. Gordon at the siege of Khartoum? And since the scouts saw no boys in the Mahdi army, they failed to give an alarm and the British garrison was wiped out? Read Many
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