Babel:Zw

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

How are you gentlemen !! All your Uncyclopedia are belong to us. You are on the way to content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Sophia has inspire us to take off 37,408 'Zigs' to date (for great justice).


Before send signal, read guide of beginner, read Page of content.



Politics | Games | Computers | People | Quaint | Coherent
Most good | Alphabet Sequential Index | Other Section...


The Article Which Makes the Present Feature


Today's featured article – Windows XP

Origiweweweweenal.png

Windows XP, aka NT 5.1.2600, Windows XD or Windows :P is a detestable operating system. It remains Microsoft's "best" system to date, being far superior to subsequent products according to most late adopters.[1] It had an innovative graphical user interface compared to the bloatware known as MS-DOS, while taking up only 40 gigs of disk space. Its file system interacted fully with more dominant operating systems such as OS/2 Warp and Linux, and it featured enhanced mouse support, although still lacking rat support.

If you caught a BSOD, you need to insert a quarter to continue. (In Britain, a pound coin will work, if you push hard.)

Production of XP began in 1998 and was completed in 2000. However, Microsoft realized it did not crash enough, so they worked on making it vulnerable, bug-filled, and overall, an unmitigated pile of blue (or green) screens of death. (more...)

Previously featured article – Switzerland

Blueprint for the Matterhorn.JPG

Switzerland is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century in order to contain gold and produce chocolate bars. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages and synchronised repetitive yodelling. (more...)

You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature.

More being best of Uncyclopedia

Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google


Designated commemoration day

Sucks to be you

March 12: Annual Nice Day for an Indecent Exposure Crackdown

  • 1072 - Lady Godiva makes her famous naked ride through the streets of Coventry. She and her naked horse are each fined a shilling each.
  • 1504 - Michelangelo's David is indecently exposed to the naked world. The naked world goes home to cover up.
  • 1867 - Oscar Wilde heavily uses redirects while composing his play Nera; or The Nihilists.
  • 1894 - Coca Cola is first bottled and sold. Its all-cocaine formula would prove to be immensely popular, eclipsing its competitors Creamy Horseshit and Fruity Skunk. Hot sawdust sandwich lunches would never be the same again.
  • 1923 - Sir Reginald Humptington cuts down a tree in Central America, officially kicking off mankind's war against the rainforest.
  • 1947 - Howard Hughes flies his experimental jet aircraft, the Loose Goose, completely made of compressed sand. The plane disintegrates on takeoff with Hughes noting, "I meant to do that."
  • 1962 - Surfers take over much of Southern California, rendering it uninhabitable for decades.
  • 1982 - Hospital administrators announce that disco has slipped into a coma and not expected to survive.
  • 1996 - The Daily Show featuring John Stewart premiers on Comedy Central, proving that Jewish guys can make a living as a comedian.
  • 2010 - Scientists discover a way to float black censor strips in real life over the private parts of zoo animals and pets. US politicians are outraged when they too have black censor strips constantly floating over their private parts despite their constant public exposure.

Archived Anniversaries

Word of day[edit]

sloth
Try in order to use that in conversation.
Knowledge is power.

News




Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu!

Current events of UnNews news


Did you knew...

Ali sadaka
  • ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...


Do you worry...[edit]

  • ... that a 40 foot tall pine tree is almost always taller than a 30 foot tall one?


Read Many

Writer and Noob of Month

Poll for writer of month | Poll for Noob of month | Passing the winner: 2005/2006

Because of nonsense chat of relation IRC, main screen turn on for this instructional video.

It is protected the Fair Use Clause, and whole group of elite Clinjas.

  1. Windows XP remains the overwhelming favorite of late adopters so hidebound as to also refuse to adopt the term "African American," though it seems we're onto something else now.