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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Today's featured article – Chess pieces Chess is often thought of as a game for pretentious tossers, and for teenage nerds in need of a competitive pastime that doesn’t necessarily end with them being wedgied. But this image is outdated. These days the game is also played by boxers desperate to show that repeated brain trauma has not affected their intelligence. Though some rules of the game have been adapted slowly over the millennia, the pieces have remained mostly unchanged and continue to move in much the same way as they did for intellectual wannabes in ancient India, friendless geeks in Sassanid Persia, and social inadequates in Moorish Spain. When a game begins, each side starts with eight pawns (Australian English: Shrimps) - twelve short of a barbie. As the least valuable and most expendable member of your army, your pawns should be assigned a place in the front rank of the infantry. Do not waste body-armour or weapons on these grunts. Advanced players use terror and centuries of oppression to compel their pawns to advance unarmed and unarmoured across the open battlefield, even in the face of airborne attack from the Rooks. (more...) Recently featured: John Mahama HowTo:Become a Pope Norse Korea Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – John Mahama John Dramani Mahama (born 29 November 1958) is the 12th and 14th President of Ghana, his current term having begun on 7 January 2025. Ghanaian voters were inspired by Donald Trump being both the 45th and 47th U.S. President and anxious to prove that Ghana could do it too. They were also ready for another go, having had four years to recover from Mahama's first Presidency. (more...) You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries June 7: Bus Stop Day 6001 BCE - Blueprints for a square wheel are rejected in favor of the triangular wheel. 6000 BCE - The circular wheel is invented. 5000 BCE - The wheel is reinvented. The saying "no need to reinvent the wheel" is coined. 215 BCE - Archimedes is arrested for indecent exposure. 8 CE - Portuguese scientists invent the first water-powered toaster. 1221 - Heinrich the magical unicorn becomes the first president of the North Pole. 1345 - Man invents the bus stop several hundred years before inventing the bus. 1555 - The bus is invented in Horsham, West Sussex. 1776 - The Carebear Cousins are born in an strange incident involving vinegar, a busted condom, and Bill Gates' mother. Care-a-Lot will never be the same. 1777 - The first water powered bus is brought into service in New Atlantis. 1783 - The Montgolfier Brothers have a really good wash. It was indeed an impressive sight. 1905 - Norway files for divorce from Sweden after 91 years of marriage. Bus custody is split equitably with visitation rights granted. 1973 - Tony Jaa waits for a bus to the Coliseum so he can fight Bruce Lee. 2001 - Mary Poppins is brutally murdered outside Aldgate East tube station. 2010 - Mick Jagger finally gets satisfaction. His arrest at the back of a bus while doing so is later plea bargained down to a misdemeanor. 2017 - Self-driving buses start service and pass up people waiting at bus stops, just like in the days with drivers.	edit Recent news: Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane (pictured) Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... historians agree that in the Battle of Solent (1510), warship HMS Mary Rose should not have tried to come about to starboard in strong gusts and instead should have made a left at Albuquerque?
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