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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Today's featured article – Alexander IV Alexander the Great was an act that was hard to follow. His empire stretched from Greece to India and as far south as Egypt. For his only male heir — Alexander IV of Macedonia — it would prove impossible to follow. Hence his sobriquet Alexander the Not So Great. Alexander IV was a weak echo of his father, like Caesarion the son of Julius Caesar, Napoleon II heir of Napoleon I, and various Kennedys, Bushes, and Clintons of United States politics. Alexander IV arrived in this world a few months after the death of his father in 323 BC. His mother was the fiery Roxane from Bactria on the Persian frontier, a wild land of two-humped camels and savage inter-tribal wars. Roxane was a warrior princess who was disgusted that her father had her married off to some swarthy, Greek-speaking foreigner. So much did she loathe her spouse that she tried to murder him on their wedding night — at least according to Oliver Stone's film about the Macedonian bleached-blond beach bum. After that bumpy start, the couple managed to avoid killing each other, at least until they produced a male heir. (more...) Recently featured: Arthur Currie Star Trek Windows XP Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Arthur Currie General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image. (more...) You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries August 27: The Day After Tomorrow 1257 - Migration of both African and Indian elephants at the same time cause a shift in the poles, triggering the Little Ice Age. 1650 - Both climate change deniers and proponents say nothing, mostly because they have frozen to death. 1793 - French counter-revolution begins. Corian becomes the counter du jour. 1832 - Sauk leader Black Hawk surrenders to U.S., never to be included in the DC Comics movie universe. 1883 - Krakatoa explodes, hurling pumice, rubber ducks, loofahs and other bathing accessories over 150 miles. 1905 - The science project volcano is invented, setting a bad example for real volcanoes. 1928 - The Kellogg-Post Pact, renouncing oatmeal as an instrument of foreign policy, is signed by 60 cereal companies. 1986 - Mt. St. Helens erupts again but this time in laughter. 2002 - Armageddon starts. 2002.5 - Armageddon nervous. 2003 - Armageddon outta here. 2004 - The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse win the Kentucky Derby in a dead heat. 2009 - Scientists prove the real reason of global warming is the increasing group sex rate of Eskimos. 2014 - The chickens come home to roost because that is what they do. 2101 - All your base are belong to us.	edit Recent news: Farage creates, wins crisis‎ (pictured) Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
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