“I think I saw him once”
“He iz one of my all time favorite directors. I aspire to his quality.”
One of the greatest movie directors in the history of film, Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) has directed more than 50 feature films in his 40+ year lifetime.
Born in the tiny Eastern European country of Batavia, Smithee's family emigrated to the U.S. ('Smithee' is actually the Americanized version of the family's old world name - 'Johnson') during the Great Peat Shortage of 1935. They eventually settled in Oxnard, California where Smithee's father, Tim, found work as a horsepainter. His mother, Esme, worked part time as the Governor of California (1936-38) until the vicissitudes of raising 13 children made it too difficult.
Smithee's first job in the movie industry was at Warner Bros. where he worked as a tripod for the immortal William "One Shot" Beaudine on several of the wildly popular Torchy Blane films. From there he worked his way up to assistant gaffer at Monogram and, in 1955, got his first big break substituting for famed cinematographer Arnie Ellis II after he was mauled by a sloth on the set of Tarzan Buys A Buick.
|Visionaries:||Ingmar Bergman ♦ Peter Bogdanovich ♦ James Cameron ♦ Charlie Chaplin ♦ Coen Brothers ♦ Francis Ford Coppola ♦ Clint Eastwood ♦ Sergei Eisenstein ♦ Federico Fellini ♦ Alfred Hitchcock ♦ Stanley Kubrick ♦ Mira Nair ♦ Martin Scorsese ♦ Steven Spielberg ♦ Andrei Tarkovsky ♦ Orson Welles|
|Not-so-epic:||Michael Bay ♦ Neill Blomkamp ♦ Uwe Boll ♦ Tim Burton ♦ John Carpenter ♦ David Cronenberg ♦ Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer ♦ Mel Gibson ♦ Tom Green ♦ Spike Lee ♦ Sergio Leone ♦ George Lucas ♦ Dolph Lundgren ♦ Spike Milligan ♦ Michael Moore ♦ Leonard Nimoy ♦ Guy Ritchie ♦ George Romero ♦ Joel Schumacher ♦ M. Night Shyamalan ♦ Alan Smithee ♦ Billy Bob Thornton ♦ Joss Whedon ♦ Tommy Wiseau ♦ John Woo ♦ Ed Wood|
|Big in France:||Woody Allen ♦ Michelangelo Antonioni ♦ Darren Aronofsky ♦ Mel Brooks ♦ Sofia Coppola ♦ Jean-Luc Godard ♦ Jim Jarmusch ♦ Charlie Kaufman ♦ Jerry Lewis ♦ David Lynch ♦ Nicolas Winding Refn ♦ Rob Schneider | Remi Gaillard|
|Big in Japan:||Terry Gilliam ♦ Akira Kurosawa ♦ Russ Meyer ♦ Quentin Tarantino|
|Disturbing:||Guillermo del Toro ♦ Robert Rodriguez ♦ Rob Zombie|