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David the Lastnameless was the first of the Lastnameless. From his bloodline have sprung the greatest men and women who ever have lived. The annals of history record their names and their great influence upon this world.

Throughout history, the bloodline of the Lastnameless tribe has shown itself time and time again to be the blood of kings and emperors. Often remaining hidden for many years, on occasion this noble bloodline will re-emerge, and the earth will shake beneath the feet of the Lastnameless.

Below you will find a list of the individuals of this ancient bloodline and read of their tremendous achievements and obscene power. Do not trifle with the Lastnameless – they are a race far above and beyond that of mortal man. BRIAN OF NAZERETH IS NOT LASTNAMELESS!!! HIS LAST NAME IS COHEN YOU IDIOTS!!!