Marvin the Martian

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Not even Stalin would mess with this crazy mofo.

“It obstructs my view of Venus”

~ Marvin the Martian on Earth

Red Menace or Misguided Astronomer?[edit]

Marvin during one of his hissy fits while visiting San Francisco

Determined to declare all planets in his path from here to Proxima Centauri in the name of Mars. Despite his shortcomings, Marvin overcame his limited physical stature to become a great warrior of the twenty-fourth and a half century.


An avid astronomer, Marvin desires the clearest view for his telescope, eliminating star systems and planets that obstruct his view, using his weapon of choice, the Eludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator (this Earth-shattering device resembles a large firecracker). His support troops consists of a green dog (K-9), and a bottle of 1000 Instant Martians, to which he merely has to add water.


  • Duck Dodgers -- a member of the planetary defense council who has no need for a suit to survive in space. Dodgers and Marvin often conflict over property rights and who looks better in a dress. It is suspected that Dodgers is actually related to Marvin, as seen when accidents knock off Dodger's beak, there is a strong family resemblance.
  • Bugs Bunny: A rabbit who ACME scientists bravely volunteered for a space exploration program in 1952. Bugs encountered Marvin during one of his quests for a unobstructed view from his telescope. The two battled fiercely, ending up infecting Earth with millions of 1000 Instant Martians, who ravaged the planet until they all died out after being exposed to sea-water, which was poison to them.
  • Invader Zim -- ruler of Earth who battled with Marvin until the Martian and Irken empires settled on allowing Mars the province of Megatexas, allowing Marvin to watch Venus. However, Marvin was allegedly "very, very angry" about the constant traveling and declared Star Wars against Zim in current years.