Babel:Aa

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$A={\frac {{\frac {A}{A}}(A_{A}+A_{A})^{A}}{A{\sqrt {A_{A}}}-A^{-A}}}*{\frac {A}{A}}A-A_{A}$ A A A A:
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September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day

13,800,000,000 BCE Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision.
3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented.
33 CE - Judas invents the noose while just hanging around.
100 CE - Romans invent the wedgie to torment Christians.
911 - Nostradamus, having predicted 9/11, invents the telephone number 911.
1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
1883 - The Worst Invention of the Year is a tossup between Islamic Fundamentalism (Middle East) and Christian Fundamentalism (United States).
1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat.
1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps.
1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush invent George W.
1961 - Hair scientists invent the mullet (pictured). The nesting bird population increases dramatically.
1968 - The internet is developed, sporting six-pack abs and huge rockets and not an ounce of fat. However, 30 years later...
1972 - Construction of the Trans-Amazonian Highway is completed. Lesbian Amazonians are slightly miffed.
1981 - Road rage is invented when the Trans-Amazonian Highway is extended through your cubicle.
2001 - An aircraft magnet is accidently turned on in the Pentagon.
2001 - Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building hybrid
2001 - American Airlines mysteriously loses 2 planes.
2002 - Emo movement is saddened but remains vaguely hopeful when it is invented.
2002 - The White House invents WMD.
2006 - An antigovernment father spends the day without turning on TV or radio, insisting that he doesn't want to hear about what happened five years ago, but in truth, hasn't paid the electricity bill.

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