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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints (pictured) Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day 13,800,000,000 BCE Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision. 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented. 33 CE - Judas invents the noose while just hanging around. 100 CE - Romans invent the wedgie to torment Christians. 911 - Nostradamus, having predicted 9/11, invents the telephone number 911. 1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard. 1883 - The Worst Invention of the Year is a tossup between Islamic Fundamentalism (Middle East) and Christian Fundamentalism (United States). 1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat. 1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps. 1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush invent George W. 1961 - Hair scientists invent the mullet (pictured). The nesting bird population increases dramatically. 1968 - The internet is developed, sporting six-pack abs and huge rockets and not an ounce of fat. However, 30 years later... 1972 - Construction of the Trans-Amazonian Highway is completed. Lesbian Amazonians are slightly miffed. 1981 - Road rage is invented when the Trans-Amazonian Highway is extended through your cubicle. 2001 - An aircraft magnet is accidently turned on in the Pentagon. 2001 - Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building hybrid 2001 - American Airlines mysteriously loses 2 planes. 2002 - Emo movement is saddened but remains vaguely hopeful when it is invented. 2002 - The White House invents WMD. 2006 - An antigovernment father spends the day without turning on TV or radio, insisting that he doesn't want to hear about what happened five years ago, but in truth, hasn't paid the electricity bill.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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