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Gashee morphousite
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...
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Yesterday's featured poem
Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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Vogon Trivia
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- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements?
- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements?
- ...That mattresses can be harvested all the year long except during their mating season?
- ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements?
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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...
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November 21: International Couch Potato Day
- 1783 - Oprah and Shoobily Boobily ze French Guy had the first untethered hot balls flight.
- 1847 - The Great Irish Potato Famine reduces the number of couch potatoes in Scotland and Ireland by 25%. Tragically, this results in a global Deep-fried Mars Bar recession.
- 1877 - Thomas Edison announced his invention of the pornograph.
- 1963 - Lee Harvey Oswald gets laid for the last time.
- 1969 - The first AARPNET link was established.
- 1987 - Morrissey becomes the first person ever to be eaten by a grue and live. Annoyed, the grue eats him again.
- 1996 - Couch Potato Day is established to encourage nations to collectively sit on their asses watching pointless programs at the same time. Scheduled Programs for this day included 100 Ways to Watch Paint Dry, and 20 Things You Didn't Know About Carpet.
- 2002 - NATO invites Bulimia, A Stoner, Laffy Taffy, Lithium-Ion, Ramen-Mania, Slavekia and Slavekneea to become members.
- 2003 - Megatron destroys the Earth, only for it to be remade by Ultra Jesus.
- 2004 - I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus distributes Nintendo DS systems to cheering (m)asses in Nude York Shitty.
- 3503 - God purchases for Earth the expansion pack, Earth, 21st Century Terror. We all love him for that, don't we?
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