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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... August 14: Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day (Saudi Arabia & Jacksonville, FL) A long time ago - Emperor Ovaltine consolidates his power in the Galactic Empire. When he hears about it, Mace Window is shocked. 1844 BCE - Toast is invented. 1855 BCE - Following the War of a Thousand Toasters, the recipe for toast is lost for over 3000 years. 1880 - Cologne Cathedral in Germany, is completed. It smells great! 1923 - Start of the Dotcom Era. 1987 - A young explorer named Wally ("Waldo" in the Americas) is reported missing. 2001 - George W. Bush is "elected" by his daddy's friends to be president of the United States. 2005 - Ego is discovered to be, in fact, a dirty word. Eggo remains as a frozen waffle. 2006 - Horizontal line is discovered in your pants. 2007 - Vertical line is discovered in the inside of your pants. 2007 - Hitler is finally mentioned in Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day. Took long enough. 2008 - The first "sort of" black dictator is introduced into the history of the US. People take to the streets with high hopes of a kinder, gentler dictator. 2009 - Nut and penis implants are invented. 2010 - Nut and penis implants found to cause cancer. Some 1.3 million white gangstas are affected. 2012 - Dick Cheney dies because his cold blackened void of a heart fails. The world is finally safe.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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