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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Obama photographed with aliens (pictured) Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... Matchbox 20. February 20: Twenty/Twenny/7uun3d Dispute Day c.1 million BCE - Cavemen learn to count beyond ten, but due to extensive toe injuries only make it to 18. c.900,000 BCE - Due to heavy radiation from solar flares, mutant cavemen are able to count well beyond 20. 3001 BCE - Egyptian artisans decorating monuments are found to just be a bunch of chiselers. 20 BCE - 20 Roman scholars in 20 different cities declare 20 to be the perfect number. Coincidence? 793 - A humorous scribe at Lindisfarne Abbey invents leet. Viking raiders cross the seas to kill him specifically. 11-twenty - Twenty is the commonly accepted spelling of the word pronounced 20. 12-twenny - Twenny is da commonly Xepted spellin of 20. 1337 - The use of leet is prohibited on pain of d 13-7uun3d - U h4u3 733n 7uun3d! 14-20 - People decide to spell twenty twenny 7uun3d 20 as '20'. 15-twenty - 16-twenny - 17-7wn3d: Disputes abowt 20 have been pwn3d by God. 2003 - In honour of twenty, the Twenty20 cricket form has been introduced. 2020 - Hindsight is scientifically proven to be twenny 7uun3d. 7uun3d-f1r57 (3n7ury - 1337 15 7h3 n4710n41 14n9u493 0f 34r7h, 50 '7uun3d' 15 7h3 (0rr3(7 593111n9 0f '20'.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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