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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government (pictured) I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election Assassin shoots Uncyclopedia in ear Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... January 22: National Cover-Up Day (USA) 1012 - The second coming does not happen. 1492 - Nothing happens. You didn't see anything, so it doesn't count. 1776 - The United States of America was always unquestionably free. 1812 - We have reasonable cause to attack. 1847 - The United States retaliates against a Mexican surprise attack. 1861 - The United States is completely united. 1965 - The United States irrefutably wins the Vietnam War in seven games. 1974 - President Nixon finishes out his "optional" term of office. 2001 - Heavy winds cause the World Trade Center towers to weaken. 2003 - The United States irrefutably wins the War in Iraq in a 4-game whitewash. 2005 - It is the policy of this Administration not to discuss ongoing investigations. 2006 - Global Warming? What Global Warming? 2007 - There is no Grand Conspiracy. 2012 - The Mayan calendar is misinterpreted, since nobody is alive who still reads or speaks Mayan. Turns out they were talking about the end of a cycle rather than the end of the world. 2021 - The Deep State and Antifa decide to battle it out with each other. Nobody notices because they are all hiding from Coronavirus in their bunkers.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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