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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more? ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more? ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane (pictured) Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... July 3: International Hot Pocket Day (pictured) 1775 - American Revolutionary War: George Washington goes to Cambridge, Massachusetts and takes command of the Continental Army, known for their delicious breakfasts. 1776 - The Declaration of Independence is peer reviewed. 1805 - Robert Fulton invents steam-powered toilet paper, to no avail. 1870 - Oscar Wilde graduates from Maudlin College, Oxford, with a double-first in modern classics and flower arranging. 1885 - "He who hath smelt it, dealt it" ruling in federal court sets new legal precedent. 1890 - The moderately severe United States Potato Shortage of the 1880s is resolved when Idaho is accepted as the 43rd U.S. state. 1939 - Coco Laboy, future Montreal Expos 3rd baseman and creator of the "daily double", is born. 1978 - Conceptual artist Humphrey Crawford exhibits his piece Oil, Urine and Diesel on Canvas. 1996 - Jeff Goldblum finally begins to figure out how to take down the aliens. 1983 - After a wild night of passion between a Pop Tart and a mediocre plate of Italian food, the Hot Pocket is conceived. 2005 - The Hot Pocket develops a strange illness and becomes Croissant Pocket. 2014 - Self-heating Hot Pockets with white phosphorus turn out to be extremely popular with arsonists but no one else.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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