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Gashee morphousite
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...
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Yesterday's featured poem
Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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- ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more?
- ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more?
- ...That the spice will flow ONLY if form as/psd45/434/ will be filled thrice, sent, lost, buried, burned, found again and lost once more?
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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...
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February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to EXTRA LONG PENIS their EXTRA LONG PENIS with a EXTRA LONG PENIS.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, EXTRA LONG PENIS happens.
- 1222 - EXTRA LONG PENIS.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets EXTRA LONG PENIS.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to EXTRA LONG PENIS war. Nobody EXTRA LONG PENIS notices.
- 1914 - Throngs of tourists visit the US on this day only to find it is actually EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourettes Day. They EXTRA LONG PENIS stay, because they feel like they are in EXTRA LONG PENIS Paris.
- 1960 - Oil mining in Alberta, Canada goes wrong, causing the rig to get stuck pumping farther and farther into the hole while the rich liquid spews out.
- 1965 - Wham-O's Superball is introduced and becomes a runaway hit, because people love to play with balls.
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to EXTRA LONG PENIS fall asleep.
- 2006 - Dick Cheney gets on stage with Aerosmith to sing Cheney's Got a Gun. EXTRA LONG PENIS.
- 2008 - Steve EXTRA LONG PENIS Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to EXTRA LONG PENISING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Kanye West is sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME, DOG.
- 2010 - Taylor Swift wins at the VMA's again, except this time when Kanye West tries to bring his drunken ass up, she punches him in the nose, where he then falls on Beyoncé, who is so surprised, she screams. This alerts her bodyguards, who then tackle Kanye West and beat the crap out of him. That night he succumbs to his injuries, and Taylor Swift goes back up to the microphone. "I'm sorry, y'all, but Michael Jackson had one of the best deaths of all time! Of all time!"
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