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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That dolphins are smarter than you? Mice too. ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Obama photographed with aliens (pictured) Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... March 22: Water Day 3400 BC - Citizens of Atlantis become so enamored with water that they decide to sink their island into the sea, which is principally composed of water. Mostly, kind of. 338 BC - Aristotle is stunned to discover what fish do in water and swears off the stuff forever. 1452 - Tired of city-state constantly fighting city-state, the Mayan Empire decides to invade itself to simplify things. It works like a charm. 1745 - Water Day is officially recognized by fish for the first time; when asked why fish officials reply, "For the halibut." 1801 - The myth that domesticated turkeys will drown themselves by looking up when it rains is disproved. It is also found that humans watching turkeys by standing out in the rain have a 65% chance of contracting pneumonia, but only 10% die of drowning trying to look up when its raining. 1894 - Using "frozen water", the first playoff game for the Stanley Cup starts. 1899 - Tired of delivering pitchers of ice water to Helen Keller's hotel room after she keeps calling them saying "wa-ter, wa-ter", hotel staff ignore her. They later find her teacher Anne Sullivan drowned in an overflowing bathtub in the locked bathroom. 1941 - The state of Washington enslaves water to generate electricity using the Grand Coulee Dam. 1997 - Tara Lipinski, age 14 years and 10 months, becomes the youngest champion of the women's world frozen water walking competition. 1999 - Oprah drinks water on her show. Water sales triple among women. 2005 - Water invades New Orleans. Congress declares war on water. 2008 - Four-year-old Amanda Dinkleschmidt celebrates Water Day by giving her goldfish some water. 2014 - Water now only exists in plastic bottles. Fish cope as best they can.
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