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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos (pictured) DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election Assassin shoots Uncyclopedia in ear Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... April 27: Eat a Live Piglet Day (Schenectady, New York; Griffin, Georgia) 1124 - King David the Lastnameless takes the throne of Scotland 1294 - Scotland calls the French a bunch of pussies. Angry grumbling ensues. 1368 - The Big Bad Wolf is found guilty of vandalism and mouth robbery, and is sentenced to 30 hours of social work. 1509 - Pope Julius II places the Italian state of Venice under interdict. The interdict arises from finding the state warm and moist. 1521 - Magellan arrives in the Philippines. The locals invite him in for dinner. 1555 - You are born, but die of cholera by age eight. You don't remember this previous life because you were born a moron. 1934 - The first perpetual motion machine goes on sale in Pennsyltucky. Like, for forever. 1935 - AT&T is formed. Its first disgruntled customer is created moments later. 1945 - USA and USSR meet for the first time in Germany, starting a love affair to last several decades. 1949 - Texas becomes the first US State to outlaw cheese, following the discovery of a Soviet covert chedder ring operating in Houston. 1966 - NASA scientists propose using Dusty Springfield's 11-mile tall bouffant to get to the moon. 1984 - The Libyan Embassy in London is taken hostage by a VW campervan, ending in the shooting of Dr. Emmett Brown.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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