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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is 7x7-7 but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That your planet is just about to be torn down in order to make way for a new bypass?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane (pictured) Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... June 29: Make Crude Jokes About Genitals Day 34CE - Ducks first start making jokes about their corkscrew genitalia. 1034 - Court eunuchs in China spend a quiet day with nothing to say. 1194 - Sverre is crowned King of Norway, beginning a long reign of Danish kings with unpronounceable names. 1542 - The comic strip Calvin and Hobbes debuts, lightheartedly poking fun at such contemporary topics as the Protestant Reformation. (pictured) 1758 - Edmond Halley patents Halley's Comet, charging everyone who sees it three pence. He makes only about 5/- but hopes for more the next time the comet returns. 1807 - Sharks curiously stop making jokes about human genitals before they attack people. 1884 - The Picture of Dorian Gray is released by Oscar Wilde, consisting largely of crude jokes about genitals. 1939 - The Colonel Bogey March is originally written to be sung by castrotti. 1965 - The auto accident starting the "Paul is dead" hoax occurs in England. It is actually the other 3 Beatles who die. 1972 - The U.S. Supreme Court rules the death penalty could constitute 'cruel and unusual punishment', particularly the more outlandish methods of carrying out the sentence, such as Texas' legendary alligator tank. 1985 - Your mom sees my wiener for the eightieth time. And likes it as much as she did the first time. 1986 - I discover my mom likes your weiner because she collects McDonald's coffee stirrers. 1999 - Prince continues to party. 2009 - Millions of Americans suffering from insomnia are miraculously cured when Jimmy Fallon receives his own late night talk show.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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