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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That the secret of a superb sandwich is ample wrist movements?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane (pictured) Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... May 27: National Homicide Day 2 CE - World's first homosexual celebrates his 40th birthday by helping create The Church of Tyra. 1032 - In England, first 'Knocke, Knocke: whoeth art there?' joke performed in public. 1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison, then released when the hamster does not press charges. 1931 - Jesus Christ considers starting the Second Coming; he decides he'd rather get Taco Bell and watch porn. 1936 - Freddy Krueger kills himself in his own dreams accidentally. He reincarnates the same day for no reason as Walt Disney. 1937 - J.R.R Tolkien commences work on the majestic The Matrix: Revolutions. 1947 - Mexico Space Program launches its first rocket powered by jumping beans. (pictured) 1955 - J. Edgar Hoover wins the New York Marathon dressed in a tutu. 1963 - The Beatles kick Joseph Stalin out of the band. He quickly composes Back in the USSR as a mild revenge. 1969 - Hippies collect signatures to forbid showers. 'They are so concentration camp' is their argument. 1974 - Jimi Hendrix makes love to his guitar on stage. He is promptly taken to a hospital where he dies of severe penis shredding. 1985 - Ronald Reagan sets a new high score for Pac-Man, humiliating former champion Mikhail Gorbachev. 2006 - Midsomer Village now has NO MORE PEOPLE TO MURDER. 2006 - The Vatican, Luxembourg, Malta and Fiji form the Small Countries Alliance – the most dangerous set of allies since the Axis. Together, they have a total population of 800 and double that in nuclear bombs. 2018 - Uncyclopedians emerge from their bomb shelters and begin building time machines. An overlong lunch break, nap and hand-waving sets the project schedule back, as future Uncyclopedians arriving in their time machines find to their disgust.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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