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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... May 14: Sky's the Limit Day, Fat Guys in Spandex Festival San Francisco, California USA. 468 BCE - Sky colour declared blue by Greek philosophers. 49 BCE - Sky declared grey by the Roman Republic in order to provoke the Greeks into a fight. 1953 - Sky Masterson, a character from the musical Guys and Dolls, is played by Marlon Brando. 1973 - Skylab, the United States' first space station, is launched. It will take a dozen Druids to keep it in orbit. 1979 - Skylight, the glass thing in my goddamned roof, is greatly expanded by Skylab's wonderful return to Earth. Dammit. 1981 - Demise of the International Dark-Sky Association. 2005 - Skynet is founded by Marlon Brando, utilizing power module and microchips from a crashed Skylab, and broken glass from some guy's skylight. 2006 - Marlon Brando dies in a skydiving accident. 2007 - Bill Gates hits puberty. 2009 - Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd, declares free money for all. 2010 - Puberty sues Bill Gates for 'unbelievable infliction of emotional distress and disgusting zits'; asks $500 billion. 2012 - Marlon Brando's remains explode, with debris landing as far away as Johannesburg, South Africa. 2014 - The Moon sues Bill Gates because doing nothing but orbiting the earth constantly for billions of years is well and truly boring. It seeks all money on Earth or a PC to play on while orbiting. 2525 - I lost my keys again :( 2990 - Lost keys are located in Howard Beach at the social club of an Italian "Gentleman of Honor" who prefers to remain anonymous.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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