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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That neverthless we have no clue why 42 is the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That neverthless we have no clue why 42 is the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That neverthless we have no clue why 42 is the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience?	Constructor Fleet Headlines The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon (pictured) Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... June 7: Bus Stop Day 6001 BCE - Blueprints for a square wheel are rejected in favor of the triangular wheel. 6000 BCE - The circular wheel is invented. 5000 BCE - The wheel is reinvented. The saying "no need to reinvent the wheel" is coined. 215 BCE - Archimedes is arrested for indecent exposure. 8 CE - Portuguese scientists invent the first water-powered toaster. 1221 - Heinrich the magical unicorn becomes the first president of the North Pole. 1345 - Man invents the bus stop several hundred years before inventing the bus. 1555 - The bus is invented in Horsham, West Sussex. 1776 - The Carebear Cousins are born in an strange incident involving vinegar, a busted condom, and Bill Gates' mother. Care-a-Lot will never be the same. 1777 - The first water powered bus is brought into service in New Atlantis. 1783 - The Montgolfier Brothers have a really good wash. It was indeed an impressive sight. 1905 - Norway files for divorce from Sweden after 91 years of marriage. Bus custody is split equitably with visitation rights granted. 1973 - Tony Jaa waits for a bus to the Coliseum so he can fight Bruce Lee. 2001 - Mary Poppins is brutally murdered outside Aldgate East tube station. 2010 - Mick Jagger finally gets satisfaction. His arrest at the back of a bus while doing so is later plea bargained down to a misdemeanor. 2017 - Self-driving buses start service and pass up people waiting at bus stops, just like in the days with drivers.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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