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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression? ...That Zaphod Beeblebrox has more heads than Presidency nominations? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile (pictured) John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... November 2: All Soul Food Day 30 - Jesus Christ gives his first public performance, with supporting act Judas Iscariot and his Breakdancing Badgers. 1687 - Exactly the same events happen on this day as they will on July 2nd, 1991. 1765 - James Brown eats his soul, hence All Soul Food Day is declared. Satan is supposedly interested. 1896 - Queen Victoria consumes the soul of George Washington and as a result, invents the iron testicle. The occasion of her death will be marked by the invention of the steam testicle. 1889 - The tallest man in the world destroys Great Yarmouth by taking two steps east. It still hasn't been rebuilt. 1982 - Countdown starts early and students are happy, throwing away David Dickinson into a pile of trash, which sparks his love for antiques. 1987 - Pismo Beach is wiped out by a tsunami. Bugs Bunny is grateful he took a left at Albuquerque. 1997 - Where the fuck is Wycliffe? 2007 - Tokyo has had enough of this shit and decides to blow up everything on the planet. In an ironic twist, Tokyo destroys Tokyo. Will Smith survives. 2015 - Mr T returns the souls of all those he has ever pitied; realizing he has lost his powers, he goes on a pitying spree and brings humanity to the brink of extinction. 2016 - Mr T saves the human race by having sex with every women on the planet. 2237 - George Jetson dies. His boy Elroy is unable to attend. Daughter Judy's husband, Punch, delivers the eulogy. Jane, his wife, is devastated. Due to time issues, The Flintstones are unable to attend.
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