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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That the only way to make an Infinite Improbability Drive is Having a Finite Probably Drive adjusted to the exactly probability of an Infinite Improbability Drive popping out in the air? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That the only way to make an Infinite Improbability Drive is Having a Finite Probably Drive adjusted to the exactly probability of an Infinite Improbability Drive popping out in the air? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache? ...That the only way to make an Infinite Improbability Drive is Having a Finite Probably Drive adjusted to the exactly probability of an Infinite Improbability Drive popping out in the air? ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia (pictured) Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... February 9: International Tourettes Day 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST their CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST with a CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST. 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST happens. 1222 - CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST. 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST. 1812 - Canada and The United States go to CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST war. Nobody CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST notices. 1914 - Throngs of tourists visit the US on this day only to find it is actually CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Tourettes Day. They CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST stay, because they feel like they are in CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Paris. 1960 - Oil mining in Alberta, Canada goes wrong, causing the rig to get stuck pumping farther and farther into the hole while the rich liquid spews out. 1965 - Wham-O's Superball is introduced and becomes a runaway hit, because people love to play with balls. 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST fall asleep. 2006 - Dick Cheney gets on stage with Aerosmith to sing Cheney's Got a Gun. CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST. 2008 - Steve CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXISTING KILL™ them instead. 2009 - Kanye West is sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME, DOG. 2010 - Taylor Swift wins at the VMA's again, except this time when Kanye West tries to bring his drunken ass up, she punches him in the nose, where he then falls on Beyoncé, who is so surprised, she screams. This alerts her bodyguards, who then tackle Kanye West and beat the crap out of him. That night he succumbs to his injuries, and Taylor Swift goes back up to the microphone. "I'm sorry, y'all, but Michael Jackson had one of the best deaths of all time! Of all time!"
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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