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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That all your bypasses are belong to us? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That all your bypasses are belong to us? ...That what you'd really like to drink almost...almost resembles something, which is completely unlike tea? ...That all your bypasses are belong to us?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus (pictured) Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... December 26: Packaging Day, Useless Office Memorandum Day, International Go to the Pub all Afternoon and Have a Row With the Missus Day The 3rd day of creation - God creates the useless memorandum. 0 - Rudolph catches everlasting cold after night out; he is condemned to a permanent red nose. 17 CE - Jesus recovers from a 'wicked birthday hangover' and cleans up the house before his parents get home. 35 - Stephen the Protomartyr gets stoned off his ass. 931 - Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen; when the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. King Wenceslas then remembers that Stephen really, really likes snowcones. 1991 - The USSR trips on a banana peel and falls down. This marked the end of the communist regime, but Gorbachev's birth mark (wine stain) remained. 2002 - Last recorded vowel movement for God. In an indirect response to this anniversary, God decides to take out His frustration on His rich children every year after-wizard. 2003 - There is devastating spongecake in Ham because they own too many fairy cakes, and Bob makes them play. 2004 - Realising he has nothing to bitch about, Bob Geldof creates a devastating tsunami. 2004 - There is devastating toffee in Southeast Asia because they own too many fudges, and Bob makes them play. 2004 - The idea for Deal or No Deal is created on Boxing Day after Noel Edmonds is trapped in a box, the producer of the show opening it and gasping, thinking 'Hey, why don't we do that with something valuable in the boxes?' 2008 - Mars is destroyed because the Bible has no recorded evidence of Martians, and God makes it pay. 2011 - A devastating white hole wipes out God, leaving no one to make no one pay. 6325 - Despite the discovery of the lost pelvis of Richard Belzer, our world still sucks.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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