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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression? ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42? ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything? ...That automatic doors are immune to depression?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia (pictured) Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... Porn in Braille January 19: Porn Day 7,998,824 BCE - Monkeys evolve opposable thumbs. 7,998,824 BCE - Monkeys start to "spank the monkey". 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. 2999 BCE - The first pornographic papyrus is created, featuring Nefertiti. Men say they "just read it for the hieroglyphs". 1450 - Gutenberg invents a printing press capable of printing centerfolds. 1850 - Man invents photography. 1850 - The first pornographic photos are made. 1953 - The first Playboy is issued, featuring Marilyn Monroe. 1953 - The world suffers from a crippling shortage of hand lotion. 1970 - Presidential Commission on Obscenity and Pornography is convened to look into social effects of porn. After six straight weeks of reviewing pornographic materials, the members of the commission say they have come to no conclusions, and ask for six more months to study the issue. 1971 - Man invents videos. 1971 - Man invents porn videos. 1971 - First porn video director becomes millionaire. 1982 - DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, begins research into a network called ARPANET that will allow porn to be transmitted even in the event of a nuclear attack. 1994 - Al Gore invents the world wide web which already has 122 porn sites on its first day of operation. 1994 - First porn web site reaches 100 million hits. This is particularly impressive when you consider that only 5,000 people had web browsers at the time. 2015 - The last male yak porn star dies and the month is renamed after his last partner.
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