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Gashee morphousite
Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs.
Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...
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Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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Vogon Trivia
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- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That automatic doors are immune to depression?
- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That automatic doors are immune to depression?
- ...That the answer to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything, is 42?
- ....That 42 is seven (the number of God) times six (the number of the Devil) but this is totally unrelated to this number being the answer for to the greatest question of all, of life, universe and everything?
- ...That automatic doors are immune to depression?
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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...
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December 4: Crow and Raven Revenge Day, Take a Crap Day the one day women poop; it smells like roses
- c.125,000 BCE - Tool-using crows are seen by early humans and copied. Initially amused, crows are aghast when humans eat whole cow pies instead of probing them for grubs and bugs.
- 1999 BCE - l337 5p3ak 15 kr34t3d.
- 30 CE - Und Jeebus sayd undo da poepple, 'Whoom doo yoo tink eye am?', und da poepple repped, 'You are the exhiological replication of our being, the vast immiturication of a higher homosapianism, the essence of zoology.', und Jeebuz sez, 'Eh?'
- 1596 - The flushing toilet is invented by John Harington. Charles Outhouse threatens suit.
- 1597 - Crows and ravens learn to flush toilets after using them but refuse to replace toilet paper rolls.
- 1680 - Ravens settle into the Tower of London by building their nests inside Beefeater's heads. Londoners think, 'That's so raven.'
- 1874 - Thomas Crapper invents an improved flush toilet, though historians credit the building of sewers underneath flush toilets to be the better improvement.
- 1898 - Crows finally get a measure of revenge on humanity by creating "Old Crow" brand rotgut bourbon.
- 1973 - Crows and ravens start to circle around Richard Nixon during his personal appearances.
- 1993 - Frank Zappa's reported death occurs. He reaches a higher plane and is reincarnated as a raven.
- 2010 - Rick James comes back to life, grabs 100 kilos of cocaine, then vanishes.
- 2019 - Edgar Allen Poe is resurrected, creates a Hip Hop dance hit called "The Raven (Nevermore Remix)", then disappears without a trace. A week later, just before the release of the album, all copies of the recordings of the song disappear as well, including all the pre-release leaks on Torrent.
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