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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience? ...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet? ...That we're sorry for the inconvenience?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia (pictured) Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... February 11: Latin Day 477 - Lorem Ipsum, dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit. 530 - Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur. 844 - Suspendisse commodo magna. 917 - Fusce fermentum odio sed libero. 1120 - Suspendisse auctor ornare libero. 1285 - Phasellus non mauris nec nibh cursus vulputate. 1346 - Curabitur fringilla metus sit amet eros. 1776 - Rome is invaded by Barbarians, meaning you don't have to learn what this means. 1873 - Some idiot decides that you should learn it anyway, and Latin classes are created. 1917 - In Russia Sovietica te Latina discet. 1920 - "Forma papillarum quam fuit apta premit" is translated for the first time by a 13 year old. Sniggering is invented. 1944 - Omesay idiotay illskay ethay astlay idiotay anday ecidesday atthat ouyay ouldshay earnlay Igpay Atlinlay insteaday. 1975 - Vae victus! 1989 - Carpe abdominum, caveat nauseum, jetsam creamius cornium. Ecch. 2006 - Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles. 2007 - The Latin-Canadian war ends. Canada is the victor. 2008 - Futue te ipsum et caballerum tuum 2009 - E Pluribus Unum
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