Hennessey Venom GT

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The Hennessey Venom Jete is a super hypermega sports car with a modified chassis based on a Lotus Eclipse capable of running up to more than 440 km/h (or you die from speed driving it, whichever happens first), Hennessey is one of those brands of the which you only know of a single model of her car (more or less like the Bugatti Veyron) but this brand is not known by almost anyone.

History[edit]

The North American company Hennessey launched its Venom jete in 2010, without imagining what this buga would achieve, after several renewed versions (the one from 2013 in this case) it competes against the leaders of the automotive world, obviously due to the performance factor along with the most expensive cars. The car is composed of engines manufactured in Texas, then they are taken to other places like England and other rich countries, they are transported through cargo planes from gringolandia to the United States (I suppose). The sports car is so expensive that only 10 units are produced a year (it's obvious, only 0.3% of the world population can buy it)

Visual composition[edit]

The car is visually very beautiful as well as expensive, it has a 7.0-liter V8 engine with a water twin turbocharger located in the rear rear (like all supercars, at least most), it has an aerodynamic sports body kit , the weight of the car is 1224 kg (which is more or less equivalent to 13 obese people of 90 kg), it also has sports tires and its suspension is low. In itself the car looks like a Lotus Eclipse but super improved gringo more racing and with a little more chance of crashing.

Venom in the fastest cars[edit]

Everyone knows the Bugatti Veyron as the fastest of all since it has reached a maximum speed of 431 km/h, but as I have been mentioning throughout the article almost no one knows the Hennessey Venom GT, and those who say that the Bugatti Veyron is the faster is an ignoramus. A while ago it was proven that the Venom jete can reach speeds like 447 km/h and then it will overheat, explode and you will regret doing that, which takes the place of the famous French buga. If you are a good thinker or if you have at least a brain, you will realize that it is better to buy the Venom jete since it is cheaper and faster since the Bugatti costs 2,500,000 gringo turkeys, although that is, if your Venom jete is stolen you will have to become CJ and steal a car to chase the gringo who stole your Venom and him , but it will be impossible because he has the fastest car in the world.

Venom versions[edit]

This is the ideal version for movie actors like Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise and Leonardo Di Caprio, this version has 750 sea horsepower and costs 600,000 gringo bucks, this version is not as fast as the other but at least the chances of crashing on the street are lower. 1230 Horsepower Version This version is for famous rich people like Bill Gates and the creator of iPhone, it has 1230 Horses and two cowboys and it is the one that costs 1000000 pavilions, it is the most expensive and the only thing it brings is a little less than twice as many horses as from the previous version, but with it you will be able to show off your superbuga better. Spyder The Spyder or Venom Spyder version is a version the same as the others but it is convertible and another reason to brag, this version was created since the singer Steven Tyler (the crazy one in the previous photo) asked the manufacturer because he simply wanted the convertible car. (how ironic)