Bugatti Veyron

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example of the veyron bought by someone who is not able to handle it

The Bugatti Veyron is the jewel of French engineering you don't expect, that's the Renault Mégane, although it actually has an engine based on the Volkswagen, was tested in Germany, designed by Jozef Kabaň, a Czech (who also designed the Seat Arosa), and its chassis has been entirely made by VolBaguen, and is manufactured in the region of Alsace, which is on the border with Germany, but indeed, the car is Underworld|gabacho.

The development was based on the fact that in the 90s Bugatti made the EB110, which was the fastest of all, but two years later the McLaren F1 broke the record by almost 50 km/h more, so Bugatti broke (again). and was bought by the most evil company of all, so in 2001 VolBaguen commissioned its most renowned designers to make a car that exceeds 400km/h, but the designs of Walter da Silva and de Giugiaro turned out to be a mohon, so they chose the one of <of>someone who passed by a Czech that the only thing that did until then was the Seat Arosa, and they they set to work making an engine derived from the W12 > Nardò prototype.

The Bugatti Veyron is characterized by its ability to go over 400 km/h and not being able to take a curve, due to its scandalous weight and lack of aerodynamic grip.

Bugatti Veyron Super Sport[edit]

Well, in 2009 the Shelby Super Cars took the record with the Ultimate Aero TT, so the squareheads designed a Veyron that weighed 200 kg less and had 183 more HP. And the first to test how much top speed he was giving was none other than James May, yes gentlemen, for a few minutes the egg-stomping captain was the fastest man on earth, but when May finished the test driver of VolBaguen increased the record to more than 431 km/h (267 mph), thus proving who rules on four wheels.

Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport[edit]

The convertible shit version of the Veyron, of course, does not reach 400, but it has a more powerful version (Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse) that does.


  • If you take a cocktail shaker and pour water and pee into it, and then put it in the glove compartment while the car is going 400, the result is the base of Coca-Cola.
  • There have been cases of people being swallowed by the seat due to the Veyron's beastly acceleration.
  • Some say they saw one, burn them for liars.