Chiang Kai-shek
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Chiang "Shix" Kai-shek (born Onion S Kai-Shrek) (Born 932) was the 13th president of China, the first president of the Republic of the Republican Republic of Mongolia, an alter-ego of Shrek, top speed runner of 1968, and the leader of the boy band "Yellow Turban Dong Party". Chiang is also well-known for writing the haunting ballad known as Yesterday which was famously covered by the comedy group widely known as the Rutles in their album "Ouch!".
Often known as the first democratic Chinese person, Chiang Kai-shek is also one of China's most healthiest citizens. A wise man, he held elections in his small, but dense, house where he always won so he could win bingo before the other million of his family did.
A Nationalist, he is a hero to Chinese "NeoCon", although it is telling that the actual building it's hosted in is exiled in the Sheep Empire.
Chiang is also the first Chinese president to eventually join Monty Python, a feat which would not be repeated at least until the Xi Jinping era. The first sketch with Chiang was aired on BBC1 and recieved generally positive reception which motivated Chiang to keep being in the group.
Chiangism[edit]
A relatively unknown ideology, but a greatly powerful one. The idea of Chiangism is largely influenced by the Oligarchy-like oligarchies which later became an oligarchy which oligarched their enemies.
| Preceded by: Deng Xiaoping |
President of China 1000-1268 |
Succeeded by: George Harrison |
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