Babel:W2
November 2: All Soul Food Day
- 30 - Jesus Christ gives his first public performance, with supporting act Judas Iscariot and his Breakdancing Badgers.
- 1687 - Exactly the same events happen on this day as they will on July 2nd, 1991.
- 1765 - James Brown eats his soul, hence All Soul Food Day is declared. Satan is supposedly interested.
- 1896 - Queen Victoria consumes the soul of George Washington and as a result, invents the iron testicle. The occasion of her death will be marked by the invention of the steam testicle.
- 1889 - The tallest man in the world destroys Great Yarmouth by taking two steps east. It still hasn't been rebuilt.
- 1982 - Countdown starts early and students are happy, throwing away David Dickinson into a pile of trash, which sparks his love for antiques.
- 1987 - Pismo Beach is wiped out by a tsunami. Bugs Bunny is grateful he took a left at Albuquerque.
- 1997 - Where the fuck is Wycliffe?
- 2007 - Tokyo has had enough of this shit and decides to blow up everything on the planet. In an ironic twist, Tokyo destroys Tokyo. Will Smith survives.
- 2015 - Mr T returns the souls of all those he has ever pitied; realizing he has lost his powers, he goes on a pitying spree and brings humanity to the brink of extinction.
- 2016 - Mr T saves the human race by having sex with every women on the planet.
- 2237 - George Jetson dies. His boy Elroy is unable to attend. Daughter Judy's husband, Punch, delivers the eulogy. Jane, his wife, is devastated. Due to time issues, The Flintstones are unable to attend.
- Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile (pictured)
Alexander the Not So Great | Dubnium (pictured) | Hebe | Carbon tetrachloride | Tetrachloroethylene | Northrop B-2 Spirit | Blue Fairies | People's Action Party (Singapore) | Woof | John Mahama | Vivek Ramaswamy | Norse Korea | Michael VI | Factorial | Bunsen burner | Queue | Odysseus | Mutually exclusive events | Calcium | Kristi Noem | Anti-Zionism | Kevin McCarthy | Mike Johnson | House of Bourbon | Akaa, Finland | Nikki Haley | Menelaus | Ajax | Air Canada | Agamemnon | Great Schism
November 2, 2025
Okay guys, today you get the usual bidaily update of the featured article. Here comes the synopsis!
Today's featured article – St. Pierre and Miquelon
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St. Pierre and Michelob (technically, the Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre et Michelob; French: Collectivité territoriale de Saint-Pierre-et-Michelob), is an archipelago of small islands off the coast of eastern Canada, the main islands being St. Pierre and Michelob, south of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labatt. The islands come within 10 km of Newfoundland.
Within France, the archipelago has the status of "territorial collectivity" because it sounds more dignified than "neglected islands". Its residents are French citizens; they elect one Deputy to the National Assembly — though, in view of the territory's population (6,008 as of the 2016 census, which was thereafter disbanded), he is only allowed to vote on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. They are also allowed to hold opinions on Senator and President.
St. Pierre and Michelob is all that is left of the once-sprawling North American empire of "New France". (Quebec aspires to the same status, but every time Parisians hear that accent, they are glad they cut them loose.) Acadia broke ties with the territory when it became evident that the islanders were even lazier and more cowardly than the Acadians. It is notable for being France's only remaining possession in North America, and if France washes its hands too, it will not have any notability. (more...)
Previously featured article – Minotaur
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The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity. (more...)
As usual, you can vote for the featured article at Uncyclopedia 2.0:VFH, and don't forget to visit the archive! Rc out.
November 2, 2025
- ... in just one week you can learn the complete lyrics to the 1960s song Batman?
- ... that wearing a top hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... in just one week you can learn the complete lyrics to the 1960s song Batman?
- ... that wearing a top hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
And some others, in case you missed them...
November 2, 2025
One more image added to the collection. The list rotates randomly, so try reloading the page to see others...
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November 2, 2025
Congratulations for November's Writer and Noob of the Month!
Seriously, we love you.
Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!
HEIL FROSTY!
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