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- 1000 BCE - Assyrian Emperor Santa Claus invents Festivus – "a holiday for the rest of us".
- c.57 CE - St. Paul, ever in the spirit of Festivus, bitches about the Thessalonians in his monumental Third Epistle to the Thessalonians.
- 1817 - Satan receives a Batman tie for Festivus.
- 1818 - Satan declares giving presents at Festivus to be pagan.
- 1823 - The poem A Visit from St. Festivus is first published.
- 1888 - Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh cuts off his left ear and gives it to a prostitute, much to her distress because all she'd gotten him was a necktie.
- 1938 - Immigrants from the Old Country bring over the Festivus Pole to America.
- 1954 - The first successful organ transplant is performed, following the success of the first piano transplant.
- 1997 - Festivus is parodied on Seinfeld. Latvian Orthodox priests denounce the show.
- 2006 - The son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Macaroni, is born.
- 2007 - You and Your mom duke it out in the Feats of Strength. Your Mom promptly beats your ass.
- 2009 - John Kerry re-invents the internet claiming that Al Gore did a crappy job the first time.
- 2012 - The world is destroyed when Satan and God go at it in the Feats of Strength.
- Trump renames Christmas (pictured)
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December 23, 2025
Okay guys, today you get the usual bidaily update of the featured article. Here comes the synopsis!
Today's featured article – St. Pierre and Miquelon
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St. Pierre and Michelob (technically, the Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre et Michelob; French: Collectivité territoriale de Saint-Pierre-et-Michelob), is an archipelago of small islands off the coast of eastern Canada, the main islands being St. Pierre and Michelob, south of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labatt. The islands come within 10 km of Newfoundland.
Within France, the archipelago has the status of "territorial collectivity" because it sounds more dignified than "neglected islands". Its residents are French citizens; they elect one Deputy to the National Assembly — though, in view of the territory's population (6,008 as of the 2016 census, which was thereafter disbanded), he is only allowed to vote on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. They are also allowed to hold opinions on Senator and President.
St. Pierre and Michelob is all that is left of the once-sprawling North American empire of "New France". (Quebec aspires to the same status, but every time Parisians hear that accent, they are glad they cut them loose.) Acadia broke ties with the territory when it became evident that the islanders were even lazier and more cowardly than the Acadians. It is notable for being France's only remaining possession in North America, and if France washes its hands too, it will not have any notability. (more...)
Previously featured article – Minotaur
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The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity. (more...)
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December 23, 2025
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
- ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
- ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
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December 23, 2025
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 Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead. Image credit: RabbiTechno |
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December 23, 2025
Congratulations for December's Writer and Noob of the Month!
Seriously, we love you.
Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!
HEIL FROSTY!
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