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February 22: International Bonus SPAM Day
- 509 BCE - The first troll, Spamicarus, is caught passing off used pig shoulders as rare cuts of meat to unwilling customers and is thrown into prison. Sadly, this is both the first and last account of such a thing ever happening to a spammer.
- 212 BCE - King Solomon reveals the SEVEN SECRET FOODS your witch doctor doesn't want you to know!!
- 30 CE - Jesus receives a letter from the king: "B UY VI@GRA AND WE W ON'T K!LL YOU--" and tosses it into the river.
- 419 - IMPORTANT BUSNESS OPPURTUNITY PROPOSAL MARIAM ABACHA NIGERIA PLEASE KEEP SECRET REPLY
- 433 - CLAIM YOUR FREE MULE!!
- 1976 - DEAR SIR, MY LATE HUSBAND HAS BEQUEATHED THE SUM OF $4.5MILLION USD...
- 1980 - GET FREE SPAM HERE! ONLY $1x10^100!!
- 1993 - YOU HAVE NEW MESSAGES! WOOHOO!
- 1999 - YOUR EMAIL WON THE UK LOTTERY FOR THE SUM OF 9.9 MILLION POUNDS
- 2001 - HOT PICS AND CHAT - CLICK HERE!!1!
- 2002 - SPAM: SPECIAL EDITION! OVER 900 HOURS OF DELETED SPAM!! !
- 2003 - %RANDOM_SUBJ%
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- 2005 - It's a bull market - check out these Stock gems!!1!!11
- 2006 - NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!!!!111
- 2008 - Hot girls want you bad CLICK HEAR
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- 2010 - CLIK HERE AND WIN FREEE SPYWARE!!!11!!!!1
- 2018 - Cambridge Analytica gets every scrap of Facebook data to profile all users down to the nuts. All your base are belong to them.
- Elon Musk prepares for world government (pictured)
John Mahama (pictured) | Vivek Ramaswamy | Norse Korea | Michael VI | Factorial | Bunsen burner | Queue | Odysseus | Mutually exclusive events | Calcium | Kristi Noem | Anti-Zionism | Kevin McCarthy | Mike Johnson | House of Bourbon | Akaa, Finland | Nikki Haley | Menelaus | Ajax | Air Canada | Agamemnon | Great Schism | UnTunes:I'm Just Ten | Taylor Swift
February 22, 2025
Okay guys, today you get the usual bidaily update of the featured article. Here comes the synopsis!
Today's featured article – Norse Korea
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Norse Korea is a land shrouded in mystery, where the thunder of war echoes not only across its borders but also in the halls of Valhalla. The country's leader, Kim Jong Odin, is known for his legendary prowess in keeping a tight grip on the helm of his snowy kingdom — just as Thor would grip Mjolnir, only with slightly less thunderous applause.
Norse Korea's military strategies are inspired by the wisdom of the All-Father himself, who apparently advised, "Why invade your neighbors when you can just hold a never-ending parade and fire missiles that look like they were designed by Loki for his next prank?" The country’s nuclear tests resemble the ravings of a berserker, though one wonders if they might actually be Odin's attempt at a mid-life crisis — "Look, I can totally outshine Ragnarok, guys." (more...)
Previously featured article – Mark Levin
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Mark Reed Levin (born September 21, 1957) is an American talk radio personality, host of The Mark Levin Show as well as a television show on Fox News. He has also written seven books. He specializes in current events, constitutional analysis authentic enough to make Wikipedia call it "incendiary," and his signature civil response to participants, including to adversaries he often invites to phone the show. And if you have a problem with that, buster, you can get the hell out of my article, you big dummy. (more...)
As usual, you can vote for the featured article at Uncyclopedia 2.0:VFH, and don't forget to visit the archive! Rc out.
February 22, 2025
- ... that the A Train is "a" train?
- ... a Missouri woman lived for years on ketchup packets? They can be made into excellent flooring if you are careful.
- ... that the A Train is "a" train?
- ... a Missouri woman lived for years on ketchup packets? They can be made into excellent flooring if you are careful.
- ... that the A Train is "a" train?
And some others, in case you missed them...
February 22, 2025
One more image added to the collection. The list rotates randomly, so try reloading the page to see others...
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| Jeanpool1.png - 19 pools of jeans. Geddit? ( 19 / 0 ) |
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 Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86. Image credit: RadicalX |
Or if you're so impatient, see Template 2.0:FI/all for all currently featured images. This creap of the crop may be less AJAXy than Flickr, but way less crappy.
February 22, 2025
Congratulations for February's Writer and Noob of the Month!
Seriously, we love you.
Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!
HEIL FROSTY!
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