Worst 100 Reflections on 2008

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2008. Gotta start somewhere, right?

100. The previous list is put on VFD...

...and the first piece of 2007cruft was kept.

99. Dr. Skullthumper goes senile.

I have a newfound respect for senile people. PULL UP YOUR PANTS.

98. Zombiebaron thinks it would be a good idea to add himself to this list.

He is correct.

97. PENIS MAN appears. EugeneKay and THEDUDEMAN go crazy.

So many penii.

96. Sanity Control: An Essay on Creating Mounds of Crazy Forum Topics by Various Uncyclopedians

Blame EugeneKay.

95. Voting scandals on the eve of the primaries.

94. Anonymous users briefly lose the ability to edit Uncyclopedia due to wikia wackyness.

Before long, the statues quo is restored.

93. Emperor Alex Wang, A.K.A. LOLZORZ, appears.

It's Bensonism all over again.

92. Kalir is the most half-assed troll ever.

91. An attempt to translate this article into Latverian is started then hastily abandoned as nobody cares.

90. An exercise in futility.

89. Uncyclopedia gets a five-star rating system for articles.

Everyone rushes to give their own userpage five stars.

88. The Main Page is unprotected, move is declared a smashing success.

Spang didn't hesitate in ruining the fun.

87. Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek screw with each others' sigs.

In a matter of days, chaos ensues.

86. The internet's greatest search engine — The Ask Hinoa Forum!

85. Nintendorulez is unbanned.

Predictably, nothing happens.

84. Famine officially confirms his departure from Uncyclopedia.

He celebrates by leaving a seven thousand character response to nothing on his own talk page.

83. Savethemooses says goodbye to Uncyclopedia.

Rumour has it that he got laid, and found that he liked it.

82. Dr. Skullthumper, as all mad doctors are prone to do, creates a monster.

Eventually, it develops emotion and renders most users on the site obsolete. People laugh nervously and make poor jokes as their doom approaches. A small mob with pitchforks and torches heads for Skullthumper's door, only to discover they can't figure out where he lives from Google Earth, and gives up.

81. HALP!

Easiest five bucks I ever made.

80. Kalir tries to become a storyteller.

It is soon thwarted by the cock-hungry masses.

79. The "sexy admins IP" finally gets an account.

Such a shame Famine missed this.

78. The NXWave saga continues, as Qua is put on trial by the community in the court of Justice Mordillo.

Elsewhere, Drama cackles like a madman.

77. Some guy gets a puppy.

Chaos ensues.

76. In a final fit of irony, Premier Gorbachev causes the Iron Curtain to fall

Millions of free people the world over cheer and hold keggers

75. Blag Jesus himself pays a visit to Uncyclopedialand.

Nobody really noticed, though.

74. Manforman is named King of Switzerland.

War is immediately declared on Uncyclopedia, but nobody cares.

73. Sonic Youth break up.

Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.

72. Legendary club, CBGB's re-opens.......under new management.

Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.

71. Michael Richards goes on tour.

His mother attends the first show, out of pity.

70. A shortage of Worst Reflections leads to some shit being made up

Nobody cares.

69.

lol thats all guyz

68. PENIS appears, and turns out not to be a dick.

Dexter111344 nominates him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, where he only got two votes. Damn you Leddy!!!

67. What the hell...

...is this?

66. RAHB loses what little was left of his self-control.

Hey, I heard Alice Cooper's coming out with another albu—*splat*

65. At some point long before it was documented here, the UnSignpost was born, then abandoned by its two main writers.

They still deliver stuff, though(maybe)! Get on the mailing list today!

64. Dexter111344 decides he isn't mentioned enough on this list.

So he adds another reflection mentioning himself.

63. Anyone up for some Donkey Kong?

Anybody?

62. Fangirls SUCK.

“Fucking fangirls. Fangirls are responsible for all of the wars in the world.”

~ Mel Gibson on Fangirls

61. Spit it out, already!

C'mon, man!

60. Thekillerfroggy, the most awesome admin on the site, wins WotM

He is just so damn awesome.

59. Cajek is banned for trolling around Wookiepedia.

Yes, again.

58. After a nasty break up, Orian and Yettie give birth to UnProvise.

Amateur thespians worldwide groan in unison.

57. TheLedBalloon, armed with an inflated sense of his own importance, lets admin powers go to his head and starts giving orders.

Rebellions ensue.

56. Roman Dog Bird returns after a two month leave.

Hey guys, what's going on?

55. Flumpa leaves in a huff over spilt milk.

So what else is new?

54. Enzo Aquarius's user page is declared to be the messiest in Uncyclopedia by Codeine.

He doesn't care.

53. Famous d00ds begin using Uncyclopedia!

Excellent.

52. Last person to edit wins.

FU SPANG (again!)

51. The Hour of MacGyver

From Enzo Aquarius posting pictures of Stargate, leads to a whole hour of replacing words in TV/movie titles with 'MacGyver' in IRC.

50. Some of Uncyclopedia's unsung heroes finally get sung

Hippos: They can deepthroat everything.

49. Waves demands the deletion of the BHOP and IRC

He is promptly given a swift kick in the ass by Codeine.

48. Messianic IP appears, IPs plot revolution

Nothing happens.

47. BENSON GETS A FEATURE!

THE SITE'S MOST GLORIFIED BASTARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CUN(T)

46. Less than a week into RDB's, Dr. S's, and RAHB's oppings, sitenotice tomfoolery ensues.

45. Uncyclopedia jumps the shark, for what must be the twentieth time now.

Users rejoice, and express gratitude that "that site everyone hates" is finally going away.

44. Sitenotice battles eventually result in a VFH-whoring message.

The masses are compelled to vote, and everything works out perfectly and they all lived happily ever after.

43. A proposed hostile takeover of Uncyclopedia by Illogicopedia.org goes dead.

With Uncyclopedia's ongoing Wikia problems and rapidly-crumbling pagerank, not even Illogicopedia wants us now.

42. At some point prior to a few of the above list items, the article on the Virginia Tech Massacre was featured.

TOO SOON!

41. At no point does anyone on the wiki form any kind of cabal to discuss getting the old domain name back.

TINC.

40. This is a meager attempt to extend the list so we can reach 100 reflections for the year.

Also, there is no cabal. Never was, never will.

39. Christmas spirit causes a bandwagon

No one could afford the postage this year.

38. Dexter111344 gets dumped.

He lets everyone know, and nobody cares.

37. Some guy realizes Chuck Norris memes are dead and tries to come up with a new meme.

It is decided that memes suck.

36. Snowman is featured!

Finally, a feature even stupider than Euroipods.

35. Uncyclopedia Falls Behind Wikipedia.

Screw Wikia ads, bring on the donations!

34. Willy on Wheels visits us on Christmas day.

He delivers many presents. Sure...

33. Capercorn comes back.

Yellow follows him...

32. Everybody complains about the featured page only getting updated every two or three days (or not being featured on time), but nobody does anything about it.

Kind of like the weather.

31. Uncyclopedians form a nonexistant cabal to discuss a solution to this domain-change business.

Everyone promptly forgets what they were doing and begins goofing off.

30. The year is almost over, and we're only at 30.

...shit!

29. But seriously, though, we really need to get on that.

Come on, guys. Get with the program.

28. Uncyclopedia is losing popularity. Have we finally jumped the skark?

The answer may surprise you. (The answer is yes.)

27. OK, OK, we haven't jumped the shark...yet...

Uncyclopedia is still the worst, though.

26. Roman Dog Bird faces his biggest crisis yet when he cannot choose between Monty Python's Life of Brian or WALL-E as the greatest film he has ever seen.

lol joke entry

25. Somwhere, earlier on the list, Dexter111344 finds Crablogger's articles, and puts most of them up for VFD.

Chaos ensues.

24. Gert5 leaves.

He shall be missed, despite the fact that his role as heir to Kakun was usurped quite quickly.

23. Shit shit shit shit shit, still only at 23, shit shit shit...

WE NEED TO HURRY, GUYS!

22–9. We don't have enough bad reflections, and it's New Year's Eve.

8. The "Video Professor" thinks that lawyers beat Fair Use.

He's not the boss of us. Uncyclopedians rebel by caving in completely. The mainpage motto is changed to state that Uncyclopedia is a content-free encyclopedia that John Scherer can edit.

7. Wikia decide they want more money.

They decide to get sannse to tell us the day before that they are killing our domain.

6. Uncyclopedians Strike.

When Wikia moves Uncyclopedia's domain, many users go on strike and the Main Page is unlocked, prompting mass IP madness.

5. The white guy in All-4-One comments on the white guy in All-4-One article.

I swear.

4. Codeine comes out.

He shall be stoned on the first of January, tickets on sale now.

3. Belgium actually becomes a fictional country.

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user freaks out over Uncyclopedia predicting the future.

2. Uncyclopedia offends the whole country of Malaysia.

Now, where the hell is Malaysia?

1. After another full year of drama, vandalism, feuds, pissing and whining (and some writing), Uncyclopedia continues to be the worst.

Some things never change.