Worst 100 Reflections on 2025

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2025.

Trump warned his masked adversary, "If you strike me down, I will rise up stronger than ever."

Over 100, Most Ever. Donald Trump redux

U.S. President Joe Biden, elected mostly to deny Trump a second term, becomes mostly the reason Trump gets a second term.

100. Hollywood burns in a wind-swept wildfire

Talk about cancel culture burning careers. Meanwhile, Darth Vader takes an Escape Pod, again.

99. And where was the Mayor of L.A.?

Karen Bass was junketing to Ghana, where President John Mahama beat Trump by 13 days at starting a non-consecutive second term.

98. Jimmy Carter gives up the ghost, the first U.S. President to reach 100

"Forensic" lip-readers are hired to find out exactly what Trump and Barack Obama were yukking it up about at the funeral. It didn't take forensics to notice Kamala Harris scowling in the background. Americans suspect the death is another Biden gambit to distract from possible retrospectives as his own term comes to an end.

97. Justin Trudeau resigns as Prime Minister of Canada

Attributed to an unexpected and sudden loss of charisma. But the resignation was not to take effect until Springtime (not that Canada actually experiences Springtime) and the Parliament would be frozen in the meantime. We may never find out if he was Fidel Castro's love child.

96. Bashir Assad exits stage left as well

The Syrian strongman faces a rebellion as his army rushes to surrender to the rebels on the off-chance that their paychecks won't bounce. Assad is given asylum and a borscht ration card in Russia. Israel takes advantage of the chaos to sink the Syrian navy, blow up the Air Force, and carve out new territory on the far side of Mount Hermon. Nearby Syrian goat-herders beg to be annexed.

A man with a cat.

95. Elon Musk is given a white Persian cat by SPECTRE

The World President continues his struggle against Woke Europe with a new prop.