Leo XIV

Pope Bob sees his mother in the stands.

Pope Leo XIV is the first Peruvian superstar since Paddington Bear. Though born in Chicago as Robert 'Bob' Prevost, Leo has long gone native in his adopted country. If he had been caught crossing the American border illegally, Pope Bob would have been rendered to El Salvador. Instead Bob, or Leo, is now head of the Catholic church and can operate as a supreme leader with absolute power derived from St. Peter and Jesus Christ.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Leo XIV.

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Election and Confirmation[edit]

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