Worst 100 Reflections on 2026

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2026.

100. Greenland!

Donald Trump to become Emperor of the North. Polar Bears ask for asylum in Canada.

99. Maduro faces charges

Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro is roused from a fitting sleep in his hardened Caracas bunker by a platoon of American Special Forces that the finest Cuban and Russian surveillance systems seem to have missed. He is whisked away into custody on a variety of overdue library books and parking tickets. The Missus is hauled off as well, to be Maduro's Public Defender. Delcy Rodríguez becomes Acting Strongman and a member of the U.S. Cabinet.

98. Iran!!

John Bolton holds the Fifth Mustache of Legend and, suddenly, the entire U.S. foreign policy.

Trump strikes again, concluding that the clincher for the Nobel Peace Prize would be a Final oil Solution for perennial bad boy Iran. Israel assists with the dirty deeds that would put a U.S. President in hot water, notably, blowing up the entire ruling junta, meeting in a secret bunker, on Day One of the scrum. Ayatollah Khamenei is succeeded by his dullard Nepo Baby, Mojtaba "E.D." Khamenei, touring the country in the form of multiple cardboard decoys — all of whom can at least get around without a walker.

Like a villain in a Star Trek show, Khamenei never had a chance, and the only suspense is how much misery he can cause for everyone else, including the world's drivers and all Iran's formerly friendly neighbors — chaos that will presumably induce the arrival of the final Mustache of Legend.

Oh Happy Days for those in the Rapture.