Worst 100 Reflections on 2024

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2024.

100. New Zealand beats Australia to celebrating the new year. Again.

Dark rumours that Australia wants to move the international date line closer to Sydney.

99. 13-year-old becomes the first person to beat Tetris

What kid plays that? Why not Call of Duty?

98. A fruity navalist from Down Under pops back in.

CaptLychee drops by for some light editing.

97. Long Live the King... for now

King Charles III is diagnosed with cancer.

96. Photoshop Fail

Buckingham Palace touches up a photo of Kate Middleton with her kids, resulting in conspiracy theories flooding the internet.

95. Return of the #1 zombie killer

Rick Grimes returns for six episodes in The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live. Now, if I had a cent for everytime an actor reprised a role they hadn't done in years, for a little bit of screen time, I would have two cents — which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

94. Donald Trump on trial

But how's he going to pay his lawyer?

93. YouTube gets Fool'd

Discord accidentally creates a viewbot, resulting in a 17 second video getting over one billion views — about a joke loot box.

92. Uncyclopedia goes dark!

Tech issues at Uncyclopedia disconnects readers and writers from the website from the 29th June to 16th July. The only thing visitors can see are spinning hamsters on the opening page.

91. RL intrudes as Llwy-ar-lawr gets pranged in her car

Bruises aplenty but Uncyclopedia's Supreme Goddess Llwy survives. Her car not so much.

90. Romartus goes letterbox stuffing for the British Labour Party.

Despite nearly losing his fingers to some literal attack dogs, Labour win the General Election.

89. Trump gets shot

He didn't hear it coming.

88. Tenacious D breaks up

Jack Black calls it quits after Kyle wished that Trump had got shot in both ears.

87. Joe Biden wants to soldier on as US President.

Polls suggest Joe has lost his marching boots.

86. It's Joever

That doesn't last long, and Joe Biden makes the meme come true by dropping out (of the race, not school)

85. Return of the Pandemic

Monkeypox is promoted to Covid 2.0, becoming the next global emergency even though it only affects monkeys... right?

84. Save the Last Walz for Me

Kamala Harris's VP running mate Tim Walz looks a bit like a left wing Archie Bunker

83. Is J.D. Vance a threat to soft furnishings?

Allegations that J.D. Vance once had sex with a couch may be a misprint for coach. Which one though?

82. Uncyclopedia goes 'French' in August.

The site's hamsters get busy again with repairs. Though it's a chance for the regular writers to re-charge their brain cells.

81. Victorian's lose their umbrellas

Windy weather also makes the Australian state lose electricity, coffee, and lives.

80. The Orange Man is coming back.

Cue a lot of gnashing of teeth in certain quarters.