Forum:Delete IRC
Please permanently delete IRC and Uncyclopedia's IRC channel asap. It encourages people to talk not write. Please delete it now. Waves 16:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Ridicule the poor guy. - [16:21 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- ............wow. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:31, Jul 31
It's not official unless there's a pointless vote.
For Pull the plug and shut down the internets. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:57, 31 Jul
- OPTY! MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE A PROPPER VOTE, NOW! WITH A S TEMPLATE AND EVERYTHING! NOW NOW NOW! - [18:01 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
You idiots, there's no such thing as an "intertube". Do you lot even know how the internet works? Waves 18:10, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I heard its some sort of series of something... what was it again? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:14, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Now, now, Waves is clearly experiencing the thing known as "menopause". When many men try to pause the DVD. - [18:18 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- the internet is powered by several million hamsters running on wheels in al gore's basement. what Waves is suggesting is that we remove only a select few hamsters from their wheels; namely, the ones that power the IRC channel. the feasibity of this plan is laughable, at best. 18:35, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'm sorry, the answer I was looking for was tubes. Tubes. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:38, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- the internet is powered by several million hamsters running on wheels in al gore's basement. what Waves is suggesting is that we remove only a select few hamsters from their wheels; namely, the ones that power the IRC channel. the feasibity of this plan is laughable, at best. 18:35, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Now, now, Waves is clearly experiencing the thing known as "menopause". When many men try to pause the DVD. - [18:18 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- A new user with no articles, barely any edits, and absolutely no say around here wants to start a drastic movement to end IRC, something that most of us here hold dear, forever? Sounds like just the kinda guy I want running this corporation. Waves, how would you like to own Uncyclopedia? Better yet, you want this car? /me hops out of the Porsche I was driving and tosses the keys to Waves sirsysrq @ 18:39 Jul 31
- I'm not sure if you're joking, but I'm sure I could do a darnsight better than whoever runs it now. Take UnNews for example: it's full of crappy news articles, I've barely found any reporting on real news stories. Waves 18:42, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I say we give virgin sacrafices in his honor. Hmmm....who first? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- /me looks around. Uh, virgins? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:53, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I say we give virgin sacrafices in his honor. Hmmm....who first? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I'm not sure if you're joking, but I'm sure I could do a darnsight better than whoever runs it now. Take UnNews for example: it's full of crappy news articles, I've barely found any reporting on real news stories. Waves 18:42, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
This is disgusting. However this Orian person sounds kinky. Waves 19:11, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- My friend, you have no idea. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:12, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I don't think he really wants to be friends with you, ol' Woody. He looks like the type that might bite or who has rabbis or both. Waves, do you have rabbis? - [19:15 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- But It's me. I don't segregate against the rabies infested population. I'm super-duper friendly. I'll be your friend. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- "Segregate against" is bad English and you know it. Disgusting. - [19:22 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Rabbis isn't really a word. the closest thing to it is Jewish Rabbi's, and I know that isn't what you were going for. Horrible spelling, and you sicken me for even trying. Good Day sir...Was I too harsh? I hope I wasn't too harsh... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:26, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- See? Friendly!!! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:27, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Don't you EVER pluralize a word using an apostrophe. I will kill you in your sleep with a semicolon. Oh, and Waves pretty much just made my day with this:
- See? Friendly!!! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:27, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Rabbis isn't really a word. the closest thing to it is Jewish Rabbi's, and I know that isn't what you were going for. Horrible spelling, and you sicken me for even trying. Good Day sir...Was I too harsh? I hope I wasn't too harsh... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:26, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- "Segregate against" is bad English and you know it. Disgusting. - [19:22 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- But It's me. I don't segregate against the rabies infested population. I'm super-duper friendly. I'll be your friend. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- I don't think he really wants to be friends with you, ol' Woody. He looks like the type that might bite or who has rabbis or both. Waves, do you have rabbis? - [19:15 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
“I'm not sure if you're joking, but I'm sure I could do a darnsight better than whoever runs it now. Take UnNews for example: it's full of crappy news articles, I've barely found any reporting on real news stories.”
~ Waves
- The best parts are in bold. sirsysrq @ 20:40 Jul 31
- I was just shown up. Touché sir. Touché. I'll await your semicolon. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:44, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- The best parts are in bold. sirsysrq @ 20:40 Jul 31
VOTE: Delete Internet
- For - The internet is wasting our time when we could be writing. Delete it! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:37, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- For - What's it ever done for us, anyways? - [18:39 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- For I downloaded the internet and now my hard drive's full. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:26, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- THE DOLLAR SIGN GOES BEFORE THE NUMBER! -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:29, 31 Jul
VOTE: Keep Masturbating
- For You haven't thought it through guys (small towns don't sell gay porn). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:32 31 July 2008
VOTE: Execute Syndrome For Not Correcting the Score After Voting
- Nom + For - Definitely. - [19:29 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- For The guy can't count. Put him out of his misery. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:54, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
VOTE: BATTLE ROYALE!!! CAGEMATCH: Waves vs. IRC
- N♥m && f♥r. IRC's got the guns, but Waves' got the goods. Who will win? Who cares? All that matters is who will bring in more money. sirsysrq @ 01:03 Aug 1
- For. In my opinion, battles royale are the solution to all life's problems. 18:20, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
SIGN IT!
For the good of everyone! Kill the internet! - [19:22 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Hold on a sec.
Waves is serious? Did he get his feelings hurt on IRC recently or something? sirsysrq @ 20:44 Jul 31
- Probably. What's IRC? Is that some sort of thing? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:08, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yup, he's serious. I've been on IRC like all dad to day and he hasn't popped up. Odd eh? Maybe he's NXWave(s)? - [21:28 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- But isn't the internet...SERIOUS BUSINESS?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 21:34, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yup, he's serious. I've been on IRC like all dad to day and he hasn't popped up. Odd eh? Maybe he's NXWave(s)? - [21:28 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
This is why it needs deleting. Waves 21:45, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- As a staff member of freenode, it is my duty to inform you that we will not delete IRC channels without the permission of either channel founders or group contacts. As far as I know, neither #uncyclopedia's founder nor its group contact(s) want the channel to be deleted, so your crusade to get it destroyed is futile. We're sorry for any inconveniences that this may cause. --
- Isn't this what the vote is for? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:55, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
- No. This vote is to decide if those jeans make your butt look big. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
22:11, Jul. 31, 2008
- Isn't this what the vote is for? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:55, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
“we will not delete IRC channels without the permission of either channel founders or group contacts. As far as I know, neither #uncyclopedia's founder nor its group contact(s) want the channel to be deleted, so your crusade to get it destroyed is futile”
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:29, Aug 1
Just to state the obvious. If some individuals don't like IRC, they just shouldn't use it. Removing something in which many find amusement or inspiration would be highly unethical. 84.194.239.31 09:34, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- IP just won the forum. Has this ever happened before? sirsysrq @ 15:47 Aug 1
- Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:50 1 August 2008
- You whore! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:53, Aug 1
- And his midichlorian levels are off the charts! Perhaps he is the one that prophesy spoke of... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:52, Aug 1
- We have a profacy? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:52 1 August 2008
- You, know, about the one who'll bring balance to the wiki. And teach people to spell 'prophesy' right. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:53, Aug 1
- I haven't slept in 27 hours. Leave. Me. Alone. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:55 1 August 2008
- I'm down with the adults, I can totally do this whoring thing too. I love redirects. - [15:59 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- User:SysRq/Coors Light Presents: The American Man sirsysrq @ 16:20 Aug 1
- I'm down with the adults, I can totally do this whoring thing too. I love redirects. - [15:59 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I haven't slept in 27 hours. Leave. Me. Alone. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:55 1 August 2008
- If you want me to teach you about spelling, the noun is written as "prophecy" and the verb is "prophesy". Not that I find spelling that important, it's only useful to prevent a certain level of misinterpretation, and many people interpret just about anything wrong anyway. 84.194.239.31 17:58, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- You, know, about the one who'll bring balance to the wiki. And teach people to spell 'prophesy' right. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:53, Aug 1
- We have a profacy? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:52 1 August 2008
- Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:50 1 August 2008
- Mr. 239.21 you truly are awesome!! Please register an account!! I love you and want to have your babies, that is all. You know you'd be welcome here, so join. Now, that is all. - [18:12 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Yeah, please tell me this guy is registering. Hey Mr. 239.21, how would you like to be my adopted child? I'll come to all your baseball games and I won't laugh at your feeble attempts to finish two entire slices of pizza at Chuck E. Cheese. (In a sense, I'm saying "register and I'll adopt you as my noob") sirsysrq @ 19:48 Aug 1
- I don't want to disappoint anyone, but I belong to myself and nobody else. Also, I probably won't register as I will not let myself be defined by one name. I rather prefer the mysterious and ever changing numerical identification that is my IP address, enjoying the freedom of my relative anonymity, even though this would limit my power. Anyone is free to express any kind of appreciation of my person, be it love, admiration or worshipment or whatever you may have had in mind, though it should be understood that I must remain free and keep roaming Uncyclopedia as I have done before, lurking in the shadows, but always ready to act, to do what is necessary. 84.194.239.31 21:28, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- You could register as "84.194.239.31". That would be cool. Do it, please. There's lots of cake involved. It will be awesome. Milk, cake and biscuits. - [21:42 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- You'll truly love the cake. It's so delicious and moist.--<<>> 22:21, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Hm lots of cake huh. It's a really nice offer, but one of the nice things about my IP adress is that it changes over time, that way nobody has to worry about what happened to me, and if someone would really like to follow up on my works, it would be a fascinating journey trying to find me. A sad thing about life is that we will eventually lose contact with people we once knew so well, I'm actually saying that though the way we connect to other people can give our life meaning, we shouldn't be too dependant on specific relationships. As a finishing note, I'm not good with relationships, I think the problem is that they're expecting too much of me, I ain't that reliable. 84.194.239.31 22:27, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Can I still have some cake, I'm starving here? 84.194.239.31 22:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry, we only give cake to registered users after they complete some experiments.--<<>> 23:01, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- I had a feeling you would have me partake in one of your crazy scientific experiments, there was something in the cake, wasn't there. Oh well, I can always take this delicious piece of cake right in front of me. 84.194.239.31 23:14, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry, we only give cake to registered users after they complete some experiments.--<<>> 23:01, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Wow... Thats deep. you're wrong. but that's deep. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:51 2 August 2008
- What that guy called something 4 something 7 said. That is deep, but it's important to be dependent on others for a start. "Getting your heart broken" is a badgood thing that you should experience at least once - blah blah blah... - [08:02 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- "Love can fuck off." SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:04 2 August 2008
- Ofcourse we'll always need others to give meaning to our lives, we should not forsake love, but we shouldn't let us be completely blinded by it. 84.194.239.31 11:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- OK that's true, plagarised from somewhere but true none-the-less. Also you're not Yettie are you? messing with our minds again? I'm not too sure you seem too smart but just thought I'd ask. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:34 2 August 2008
- Hey! I can say smart shit too! Like: "The whole night for £150, an hour for £25 and two blowjobs for the price of one!". See, now that's business sense! - [11:39 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- The IP does it better... -- 11:41, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Next to Yettie few others do it worse. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:42 2 August 2008
- Next to Orian no one does it worse. - [11:51 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Sorta proves it really. He should have tried a different joke or atleast emphasised "Orian" with italics to make it seem liek a correction. idiot. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:54 2 August 2008
- OBVIOUSLY, I am NOT Yettie! Also, I DO NOT PLAGIARISE! One more thing, please stop this childish verbal conflict, there is no need for offending eachother. 84.194.239.31 12:02, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- But if we can't be childish here where can we be? Also I meant plagarised in a very loose manner as in "repeated". SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:04 2 August 2008
- OK, you can be childish, but try to keep it civilized, we're just here to have fun. And I guess some people may have said that before, as it's quite logical really, but I didn't get it from somebody else. (Ofcourse "forsaking love" and "love is blind" are common phrases.) 84.194.239.31 12:18, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah we are (basically) civilised, You probably don't know that me and Yettie toss insults at each other quite alot and stuff, just banter. You should definitly sign up though. you'd be good for this place. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:56 2 August 2008
- If you sign up I promise to batter Orian, here, into a lifeless pulp. - [14:18 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Yeah we are (basically) civilised, You probably don't know that me and Yettie toss insults at each other quite alot and stuff, just banter. You should definitly sign up though. you'd be good for this place. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:56 2 August 2008
- OK, you can be childish, but try to keep it civilized, we're just here to have fun. And I guess some people may have said that before, as it's quite logical really, but I didn't get it from somebody else. (Ofcourse "forsaking love" and "love is blind" are common phrases.) 84.194.239.31 12:18, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- But if we can't be childish here where can we be? Also I meant plagarised in a very loose manner as in "repeated". SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:04 2 August 2008
- OBVIOUSLY, I am NOT Yettie! Also, I DO NOT PLAGIARISE! One more thing, please stop this childish verbal conflict, there is no need for offending eachother. 84.194.239.31 12:02, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Sorta proves it really. He should have tried a different joke or atleast emphasised "Orian" with italics to make it seem liek a correction. idiot. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:54 2 August 2008
- Next to Orian no one does it worse. - [11:51 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Next to Yettie few others do it worse. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:42 2 August 2008
- The IP does it better... -- 11:41, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Hey! I can say smart shit too! Like: "The whole night for £150, an hour for £25 and two blowjobs for the price of one!". See, now that's business sense! - [11:39 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- OK that's true, plagarised from somewhere but true none-the-less. Also you're not Yettie are you? messing with our minds again? I'm not too sure you seem too smart but just thought I'd ask. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:34 2 August 2008
- Ofcourse we'll always need others to give meaning to our lives, we should not forsake love, but we shouldn't let us be completely blinded by it. 84.194.239.31 11:32, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- "Love can fuck off." SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:04 2 August 2008
- What that guy called something 4 something 7 said. That is deep, but it's important to be dependent on others for a start. "Getting your heart broken" is a badgood thing that you should experience at least once - blah blah blah... - [08:02 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Can I still have some cake, I'm starving here? 84.194.239.31 22:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Hm lots of cake huh. It's a really nice offer, but one of the nice things about my IP adress is that it changes over time, that way nobody has to worry about what happened to me, and if someone would really like to follow up on my works, it would be a fascinating journey trying to find me. A sad thing about life is that we will eventually lose contact with people we once knew so well, I'm actually saying that though the way we connect to other people can give our life meaning, we shouldn't be too dependant on specific relationships. As a finishing note, I'm not good with relationships, I think the problem is that they're expecting too much of me, I ain't that reliable. 84.194.239.31 22:27, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- You'll truly love the cake. It's so delicious and moist.--<<>> 22:21, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- You could register as "84.194.239.31". That would be cool. Do it, please. There's lots of cake involved. It will be awesome. Milk, cake and biscuits. - [21:42 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Though I'm fully aware that some users insult eachother without really meaning any harm, I'm still of the opinion that we should limit the offensiveness, and ofcourse be creative about what we blame someone for and how we do it. If I might like to offend someone, which I don't as I'm such a nice guy, I could add something like "Oh, don't you understand what I'm saying. I'm sorry, I try to take account of normally stupid people, I guess you're even more stupid. I'm really sorry for you, that you're so inferior to me." and then somebody could answer "I'm not stupid, you dick." and then I could say "Well good for you, and thanks for noting my large dick. Now I suggest you start running like hell, unless you want to be covered in white goo." Finally, I would like to note that, though I totally support the Incompleteness Theorem, for practical matters, it may be time to return to the subject at hand, so we can start back at the left part of the page and then proceed in talking about some unrelated stuff. 84.194.239.31 16:44, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- You, sir, are very long winded. That is to say that, when attempting to convey even the simplest of ideas, your prose often carries on for a far longer period than would typically be required to convey such an idea, creating a much larger sentence then was necessary, as opposed to the potentially far shorter sentence that would have sufficed to convey such a simple idea to the reader, or listener, depending upon the medium through which you are communicating. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:49, Aug 2
- I see you are also familiar with this remarkable gift. Talking about gifts, I hope you appreciate those cute little hamsters. 84.194.239.31 21:04, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- You, sir, are very long winded. That is to say that, when attempting to convey even the simplest of ideas, your prose often carries on for a far longer period than would typically be required to convey such an idea, creating a much larger sentence then was necessary, as opposed to the potentially far shorter sentence that would have sufficed to convey such a simple idea to the reader, or listener, depending upon the medium through which you are communicating. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:49, Aug 2
- Though I'm fully aware that some users insult eachother without really meaning any harm, I'm still of the opinion that we should limit the offensiveness, and ofcourse be creative about what we blame someone for and how we do it. If I might like to offend someone, which I don't as I'm such a nice guy, I could add something like "Oh, don't you understand what I'm saying. I'm sorry, I try to take account of normally stupid people, I guess you're even more stupid. I'm really sorry for you, that you're so inferior to me." and then somebody could answer "I'm not stupid, you dick." and then I could say "Well good for you, and thanks for noting my large dick. Now I suggest you start running like hell, unless you want to be covered in white goo." Finally, I would like to note that, though I totally support the Incompleteness Theorem, for practical matters, it may be time to return to the subject at hand, so we can start back at the left part of the page and then proceed in talking about some unrelated stuff. 84.194.239.31 16:44, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
I like candy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
- Me too, though I'd call it sweeties. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:55 2 August 2008
- If I would equate my sweeties with candy, then I would conclude that I rape candy.
Also, I am totally aware of the complete absurdness of what I just said. 84.194.239.31 17:19, 2 August 2008 (UTC)“Hello you guys”
- If I would equate my sweeties with candy, then I would conclude that I rape candy.
No really, what does IRC mean? 84.194.239.31 19:13, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
I give up on this thread.
Why are you queers still posting here? Waves got banned a few days ago. sirsysrq @ 21:40 Aug 2
- Sheep! Look sheep on the Roof! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:56 2 August 2008
Nothing can stop the Infinite Rambling about Crap!
84.194.239.31 22:22, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Although those hamsters are giving it a good try. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:23 2 August 2008
- They're giving something a good try, alright. sirsysrq @ 22:32 Aug 2
- I don't trust them. Quickly, release teh felines. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:35 2 August 2008
- You don't like the hamsters? But they're so cute and adorable. Don't you just wanna fuck them? 84.194.239.31 22:38, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yes they're cute and adorable but no I don't want to fuck them. Even if they're boy hamsters. Besides they'd just go screw someone else behind my back. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:45 2 August 2008
- OK then, here are the felines you asked for, if God spares their life they will be raped by the hamsters.
Please think of the cat girls. 84.194.239.31 23:00, 2 August 2008 (UTC) - Some others felines came to aid the cat girls, all futile attempts I'm afraid. 84.194.239.31 23:40, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- OK then, here are the felines you asked for, if God spares their life they will be raped by the hamsters.
- Yes they're cute and adorable but no I don't want to fuck them. Even if they're boy hamsters. Besides they'd just go screw someone else behind my back. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:45 2 August 2008
- You don't like the hamsters? But they're so cute and adorable. Don't you just wanna fuck them? 84.194.239.31 22:38, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- I don't trust them. Quickly, release teh felines. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:35 2 August 2008
- They're giving something a good try, alright. sirsysrq @ 22:32 Aug 2
I know, it's a lame story, but now it's time you went to sleep. 84.194.239.31 23:40, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
- Someone who's less lazy than me please put a best forum topic ever template on this thing.--<<>> 02:27, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- 1nd: Why would we do that? 2st: No. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:45, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
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Hah. Now you have to get an account. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 02:36 Aug 03, 2008
- But he was the coolest IP, evar. - [09:06 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I'm with YTTE.--<<>> 11:44, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- Third coolest. 4.252.99.182 was the coolest, followed by the Sexy admin IP. Fourth coolest was 69.73.10.118 (whom I still don't see who it was or why he threatened me...) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:51, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- The sexy admin IP is now Alien Hunter! - [18:08 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I know, but he was still the second coolest IP ever. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:53, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
- The sexy admin IP is now Alien Hunter! - [18:08 3 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Oh all right. But don't come whining to me when the IPs take over Uncyclopedia and replace the entire site with "lol n00b". – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:12 Aug 03, 2008
- IPs are not n00bs, they're just pretending to be. Also, I should not be confused with 84.194.239.31. 84.194.239.240 20:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- I'm with you, brother! IP power! IP power! 24.108.88.219 21:08, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- IPs are not n00bs, they're just pretending to be. Also, I should not be confused with 84.194.239.31. 84.194.239.240 20:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- Third coolest. 4.252.99.182 was the coolest, followed by the Sexy admin IP. Fourth coolest was 69.73.10.118 (whom I still don't see who it was or why he threatened me...) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:51, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
- I'm with YTTE.--<<>> 11:44, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
My username was inspired by the wisdom of the great and honorable 84.194.239.31. I will serve his holy cause to the very best of my abilities. The time has come for Uncyclopedia to be returned to it's rightful owners, the IPs. The registered idiots have to be stopped, for great justice. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:15, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Activate the IP Revolution Catalysis! 84.194.239.240 17:20, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yes Yes. Fight the Power. Yes.
A spy95.648.952.478 17:30, 5 August 2008 (UTC)- Do not try to fool us, you are one of them!!!!!! 84.194.239.240 19:47, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Maybe if you log out or choose a username that acknowledges the superiority of the IPs or at least imitates an IP, you will not be harmed. However, it is more probable that you are DOOMED! Hahahaha! Those registered shits, such pathetic creatures! They're all DOOMED! 666.666.666.XXX 20:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Well, maybe if you give IPs delicious cake and candy, you might be spared. 666.666.666.XXX 21:04, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yes Yes. Fight the Power. Yes.
Also, as the official representative of the IPist Religion of Cipherism, I hereby declare 84.194.239.31 the Messiah of all IPs. Also, for you ignorant heretics, 4.252.99.182 has always been, and will always be, the Only True God. 666.666.666.XXX 21:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
This is getting redundant
Really redundant! I don't know nothing 11:13, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
- How can you expect anything different, knowing this is a topic about the deletion of Indisputably Redundant Crap. 84.194.239.240 21:32, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
- I bet you just said that to keep this topic going. 84.194.233.159 13:30, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- It's obvious, isn't it. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 16:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- Just saying 81.165.230.84 22:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- It's obvious, isn't it. The IP previously known as 84.194.239.240 16:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
- I bet you just said that to keep this topic going. 84.194.233.159 13:30, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
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Just wrapping it up with some good old fashioned animation 81.165.227.1 22:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
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- ......ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND there goes the SFW rating. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:20, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
- Eww! Boobs and female nudidty!
- there. to even the score. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:24 8 August 2008
- That is the most disturbing .gif I've ever seen. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 8 Aug
- I've seen something way more disturbing, but you don't want to know, really trust me. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:22, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
- That is the most disturbing .gif I've ever seen. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 8 Aug
Hamsters to the rescue! 81.165.227.1 22:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Wrapping it up one last time 81.165.227.1 02:39, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
Getting back to the main point...three years later...
...can we please delete IRC? --~~
Useful vote to delete IRC
- Delete. It's not even an article. -- 06:39 November 18, 2011 (UTC)
- For. IRC is the very soul of uncyclopedian devilry. Its soul is black and its breath is sulfuric. DOWN WITH IRC!!! --ShabiDOO 06:50, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
Did did guys seriously bumped a three year topic?
You must be seriously bored.--- 01:51, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
- I didn't start it! It was him, I tell you! Up there! The half-unsigned thingy! I'm innocent! I was framed! You'll never catch me, copper! AAA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA! -- 00:58 November 22, 2011 (UTC)
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DELETE
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IRC!!!!!!