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Got questions? I've got answers. You may not like the answers, but you're going to listen to them because I said so.

Ask Hinoa is a fun new BHOP thread, for various definitions of "fun." You ask me (stupid) questions, and I verbally, mentally, physically, and/or emotionally abuse you as the stupidity of the question goes up. I may even answer them from time to time. I also promise that I will not ban you for questions asked in this thread unless your question contains the word "woodchuck." Then all bets are off.

So ask away. And stuff. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:05, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Questions!

What are you going to do if no one asks any questions? Oh... Grr. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:11, Mar 4
Twiddle my thumbs and not care. But so much for that plan. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:20, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
When this page gets three miles out, can we gamble? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Sure, why not? —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
What about strip poker? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:04, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
As long as Olipro isn't within three states. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:15, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh. How about strip solitaire? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:13, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Whatever you do in the privacy of your own room is entirely none of my business. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:34, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
How much food could a foodbuck buck if a foodbuck could buck food? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:33, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
None. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Illogical! If a foodbuck could buck food, it logically must be able to buck more than none food! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:55, 06 Mar 2008
This is Uncyc. I can come up with whatever the hell kind of twisted logic I want. Also, not a question. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:01, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh Hinoa! Will I ever find love? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 5, 07:45
Maybe. You could try checking in the couch cushions. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
How much chocolate is it possible to consume before it poses a serious health risk? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 08:48, 05 Mar 2008
Quite a bit, actually. It only becomes a serious health risk when you eat enough chocolate to turn your blood into cocoa. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
How darn cute is this puppy? Loldog-funny-pictures-you-got-it-babe.jpg -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 09:04, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Cute enough. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
I have a follow-up: Cute enough for what? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:40, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Cute enough for a babe. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:42, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Cute enough to be cute enough. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:15, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Do babies have feelings? Or is the Catholic church just bullshitting me again? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:13 Mar 5
Well, the Catholic Church is always trying to put one over us in one way or another. How could this be different? —Hinoa talk.kun 20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
So babies don't have feelings? Cool, that means my Baby Eating Contest can resume! I'm getting that one skinny Asian guy to join, you know, that guy who always wins the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:56 Mar 5
Why, Mr. Hinoerson? Why do you persist? agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:09, Mar 5
Because I like tempting fate.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN|20:34, 5 March 2008 (UTC) ▋ 
WHY? --THE 22:15, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Because it seemed like a good idea at the time. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:01, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
How much wood-- no, nevermind. DON'T BAN ME, I'M JUST A N00B!!! Will drinking Coke cause acne?---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 00:36, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
In much the same way that Mountain Dew causes baldness. That is, "magic." —Hinoa talk.kun 03:01, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. How do you cure acne? (without getting rid of the Coke)-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 03:08, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Try dousing your skin in acid. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:15, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Why did you ban me? --MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 02:53, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Now see, this here is a primary example of a "stupid question." There is a reason to the semirandomness. See if you can figure it out. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:01, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Why does I done did post ere'? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:40, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Do I look like I'm psychic? —Hinoa talk.kun 14:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
If I indent under an unanswered question to ask a totally unrelated question, does it make a sound? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:28, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
No, but it does get fixed with a sound that sounds like "AODDDRUOIUOWERRRJJJJJJJJJJJJ." —Hinoa talk.kun 14:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
What is the best song ever made? --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 03:38, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Two questions. One, what flavour of ninja do you prefer? Two, WHAT IS LOVE? Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 17:06, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
  1. "Kung-Fu Action Flavor." It tastes a bit like chicken teriyaki.
  2. One question per customer per visit, plox. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
OK, I got another question: Who's the hottest, Toby Keith, Dwight Yoakam, or Trace Adkins?! :-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R I'm gonna "Rock You, Baby!" And give you an "Intentional Heartache!" Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:11, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
That all depends on which one of them I set on fire. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
OK, not interested in that one. 1 more: Would you like to join the unsisterhood? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R I'm gonna "Rock You, Baby!" And give you an "Intentional Heartache!" Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:17, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
...if you loan me an extra X chromosome, then I'll consider it... —Hinoa talk.kun 23:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Woodchuck?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:36, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Die. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Ok which Democratic candidate for US President do you like best. Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton and why? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:25, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Frankly, I like them both, though I'd rather see Obama win the nomination. Why? Because. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:13, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
OK, McCain or Obama? I'm going Mccain. LuvMuffin 17:28, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
WHEN WILL YOU ADMIT TO OUR LOVE?!?! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 18:11, Mar 15
February 30, 2012. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:13, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Can you make it a little sooner... and on an actual date? It's getting cramped in this closet. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 00:02, Mar 16
You, sir, have entirely missed the point. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:34, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
I can see the point. I just want to to admit we were having a mad passionate gay love affair, so that I could film it and put it on Youtube for shits n giggles. Also, is the cake a woodchuck? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 19:09, Mar 17
No, that was your hand. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Two questions. First, what is the purpose of being a living thing in this universe? Second, what kind of pizza should I order tonight? --THE 17:47, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
  1. What use would that answer be to you if you didn't have the right question?
  2. INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE —Hinoa talk.kun 23:34, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Why do my bowel movements smell like sunshine? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 20:42, Mar. 22, 2008
Your nose is clogged up. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:44, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Very very awesome: A Yellow 130-related tangent

This is the best forum topic EVER! well maybe not but it is incredibly awesome.

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--The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 03:30, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

I thought we got rid of you. /me goes to check the ban log. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:36 Mar 7
Not a question. Thanks for playing, though! —Hinoa talk.kun 14:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Why has Yellow 130 not been banned EVER? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:54 Mar 11
Uh, what? I know he's been banned. I've done the honors once myself. Look harder. Haaaarder. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:13, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
I mean outside of FFS. He needs to get seriously owned. He keeps...coming...back... ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:42 Mar 16
You fail at reading. Below is Yellow's entire block log. Bolded are the FFS blocks.
  • 09:57, March 7, 2008 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Protip: In the future, please crop out any unneeded whitespace in images so I don't have to ban you for it) (unblock)
  • 23:34, February 21, 2008 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 30 minutes ‎ (Semirandom abuse of powah!) (unblock)
  • 11:26, October 27, 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 second ‎ (You're Winner) (unblock)
  • 16:16, August 23, 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (The 15 Article Rule of VFD. It's in pink writing. And you still broke it.) (unblock)
  • 00:16, August 21, 2007 Spang (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) ‎ (Promised on IRC to be good and more useful.)
  • 22:12, August 14, 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Famine Says: "In 1 month all you've managed are 3 userpages edits and 6 forum edits, 3 of which were bad. UN:RTFM.") (unblock)
  • 22:11, August 14, 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) ‎ (Unblocking to correct block (Capercorn shares this IP address))
  • 18:17, August 14, 2007 Famine (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (In 1 month all you've managed are 3 userpages edits and 6 forum edits, 3 of which were bad. UN:RTFM.) (unblock)
  • 16:49, August 13, 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 18 hours ‎ (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, that text was huge--so much so I could barely edit the page! You're canned due to crimes against wikiformatting.) (unblock)
  • 14:51, July 5, 2007 Famine (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) ‎
  • 08:39, July 5, 2007 Famine (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (The bright red/pink text on VFD says 15 articles max. You need to count or read better, whichever was the problem.) (unblock)
  • 06:57, July 4, 2007 Hindleyite (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Stop replacing userpages with 'Penis'. Cheers.) (unblock)
  • 19:36, July 2, 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) unblocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) ‎ (You seem to have learned your lesson.)
  • 19:09, July 2, 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour ‎ (So, when I leave a note on VFD telling you not to edit conflict me during archiving, why the hell would you go and edit conflict me AGAIN with an apology?) (unblock)
  • 14:38, April 6, 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Yellow 130 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days ‎ (Don't blank userpages. I don't care IF it's Benson; don't do it.) (unblock)
Notice how exactly one item above was bold. Thanks for playing. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:31, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
That's weird, when I go to the block log it's empty. Why is that? Not to say I don't believe you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:51 Mar 16
Do you think it would help if I blocked him a few more times? Because, you know, I wouldn't mind... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Mar 17
Me neither. Maybe...I dunno, just a suggestion...a week? Two? A month? But far be it from me to do your job for you. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:28 Mar 17
[1]? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:32, Mar 17
Ooh, I bet I know what you're doing wrong. You're typing Yellow 130 into the middle text field, the one marked "user", right? Type User:Yellow 130 into the right hand one. You were searching for bans he performed. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:54, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Wow, I can't believe I've been doing that for all this time. You rock, Hinoa. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:58 Mar 17
Who am I? Burnett
I was kinda hoping you could tell me. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:31, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Why does everyone think I'm Sk8R Grl? LuvMuffin 17:28, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Well, your disguise is just glasses... —Hinoa talk.kun 23:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
"Tonight, after you fall asleep, I'm going to claw out your friggin' eyes."

Back to Business

Hinoa, I think we have too many "Ask Me" threads. Should I lock this and ban you for six months for starting a bandwagon? OR SHOULD WE HAVE A NEW SIGNATURE WEEK INSTEAD?!' --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:10, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

WE MUST HAVE SIGNATURE WEEKS NOW. Starting with Short Sig Week. –H.03:54 UTC, 03.18.2008

Dear Hinoa, why are kitties so bleeding cute? Love, Syndrome 04:23, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Genetics. All genetics. And keep your love to yourself. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Hinoa, when can I track your NW characters down and kill them? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:57, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

April 31, 2012. Also, STRAYLIGHT STRAYLIGHT STRAYLIGHT STRAYLIGHT —Hinoa talk.kun 18:00, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Is that a William Gibson reference? --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 20:31, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Indirectly, yes... —Hinoa talk.kun 06:44, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Are you going insane for straylight like everyone else? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:47, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Ayup. Though I am also being patient. Guess why. —Hinoa talk.kun 13:44, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
Biggest nerf in NW history? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:21, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
Isn't he great? Let's give him a hand. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

If you were a tree, what type of art would you inspire? I'm a sycamore, and I would inspire haikus.   Le Cejak • <Mar 30, 2008 [6:11]>

As a maple tree, I would inspire LSD-fueled poetry while the poet would be completely sober. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:44, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Is my clan of brainwashed ducks powerful enough to rule the world?--User:Fonchezzz/sig 18:09, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

Not until you get them battle mechs or superpowers. Or both. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:44, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Why is this thread so popular? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 01:16, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Because I'm that awesome. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:48, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Because it's fun to break its rules. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:30, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Not a question. Thanks for playing, though! —Hinoa talk.kun 05:48, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Why does everyone hate me? =( VGD >=3 17:50, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Because there's this sticky note reading "Hate Me" on your back. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Since when did Hinoa support BHOP? --AAA! (AAAA) 23:38, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Since, ah... 22:05 GMT on 4 March 2008. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Has this survived on your watchlist? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:41 Apr 2

Define "survive." —Hinoa talk.kun 04:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:49, Apr. 2, 2008

Take your day off from editing to find out. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

If you and Olipro were locked in a room, one that has indestructible walls, no way out, and had nothing in it, what would you do? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Use eyebeams. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:13, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

What would you like for Christmas and, along the same vein, what would you like for my birthday? (BEWARE: a trick question lurks here.)   Le Cejak • <Apr 03, 2008 [13:21]>

  1. All I want is my two front teeth :P
  2. ERROR 404: ANSWER NOT FOUND —Hinoa talk.kun 15:13, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

How come people keep forgetting that they only get to ask one question per line, and how can Heerenveen get stuff to QVFD so fast? VGD >=3 16:56, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

  1. Because they suck.
  2. syntax error found in line 3972 —Hinoa talk.kun 05:19, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Shall we buy a new guitar?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

I don't see where there's a "we" involved in this. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:14, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Shall we buy a more powerful car?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:52, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

If you put spaces between multiple questions, will you answer them both? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:29, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

I dunno. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:14, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

If I sign them both will you say yes? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:29, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

SEGMENTATION FAULT - CORE DUMPED —Hinoa talk.kun 02:14, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Is that a no? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:18, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Does it look like one? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:21, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Not really. Why am I answering your questions? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:28, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Honestly, I have not a fucking clue. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:29, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Neither do I. Let's just forget this ever happened, shall we? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:31, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Forget what? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:13, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

How many people have you killed with YOUR Uncyclopedia articles, and how do I kill more?   Le Cejak • <Apr 05, 2008 [2:55]>

I do not kill with my Uncyclopedia articles. He who kills with his Uncyclopedia articles has forgotten the face of his father. ... I think you know the rest. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:13, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Has childe Hinoa to the Dark Tower cometh? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:22, Apr 7
No, but I like making stupid references for no good reason. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Comments? VGD >=3 16:57, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Happy New Weekly Header Thing!

Who has a bigger vagina, Bill or Hilary? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:25 Apr 7

Who has a smaller brain, you or STM? —Hinoa talk.kun 22:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
...Brad. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:50 Apr 9

Who has a bigger dong, Brad or Angelina? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:26, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Who has a smaller brain, you or SysRq? —Hinoa talk.kun 22:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
...Hilary. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:50 Apr 9

Can I ask a question? Can I ask two questions? Can I ask three questions? *blink* VGD >=3 18:04, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

  1. Sure, go ahead.
  2. error: chesolaufpoiaiwacnjoemmcq8u4o8uruyq893298379878-*&*&%^&%$&^$%%
  3. SYSTEM CRASH. YOU FAIL. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:16, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

So how does this "question and answer" thing work?   Le Cejak • <Apr 07, 2008 [22:18]>

Simple. You ask stupid question, I give stupid answer and possibly threaten you a few times with this stick here. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:28, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Who the hell am I? OrangeAipom 01:32, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

I dunno, the Batman? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I have 200 credits? Or at least 200 punches in the face? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:45, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

No, but you may have 200 kicks to said face. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Is it easy to answer all these stupid questions? What tools do you require?   Le Cejak • <Apr 08, 2008 [2:02]>

  1. Not really.
  2. FATAL ERROR--[A]BORT, [R]ETRY, [Q]UIT? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Retry?   Le Cejak • <Apr 09, 2008 [1:46]>
FATAL ERROR--[A]BORT, [R]ETRY, [G]IVE UP ALREADY? —Hinoa talk.kun 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Am I dead yet? —Hanoa (not)KUN (talk) 02:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Oddly, no. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)]

I can has cheezberger?--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:30, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

You can has boot to the head. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Not yet. VGD >=3 18:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
And one for the smartass, too. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:44, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Why do hotdog bun packages come in groups of 8 and hotdog packages come in groups of 10? --CharitwoTalk 02:37, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Because the government is out to get you. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

"Ow! Hinoa crazily sacrificed my ring finger with an encyclopedia!" What are your thoughts? VGD >=3 15:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Incredibly incoherent. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Why does your sig's name have an X, which symbolizes mystery, in it?-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:43, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Because I felt like it. Also, it's the Roman numeral for 10. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:44, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Are you Roman? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:46, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Only when I feel like it. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:49, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

How wonderful is my old sig? I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 01:52, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

It's EYERAPE-TASTIC! —Hinoa talk.kun 01:54, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Is that, like, The fatgoat's sig stolen?-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:23, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm not going to bother to actually check the history, but I made that in September before I even knew Fatgoat existed, so no. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

How wonderful is my new sig? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 13:42 Apr 9

Meh/10. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:52, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Very good. Which is an understatement. Ha. Haha. Ha. VGD >=3 18:24, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Get off of my lawn. Also, not a question. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:52, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Alright, this has bothered me for a while. Who is this VGDictator guy, and why is he here? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:07 Apr 9
Why not? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:51, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Same reason you're here. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:23 Apr 9
What? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
ILY BOOMER! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:42 Apr 9
Not a question of who, but what, and not a question of why, but how. VGD >=3 15:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, I don't think there's a question anywhere in here, so to the coal mines with ye. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey there. ;) -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Yo. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I stab Savethemooses with a gun? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:59, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

If you attach a bayonet to it, then sure. Otherwise, you'll find it quite impossible. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

I Herd u leik mudkips? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 10, 06:28

I heard you like sulking in the corner because nobody loves you. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
I do that. =3 VGD >=3 01:57, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Not a question. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:09, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Do you think Bonner's name sounds sexy? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:36, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

If "sexy" actually means "mundane," then yeah, sure, whatever. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
The kid's got like the coolest name in the world. Jack Bonner? He sounds like he just kicked my ass and it was an honor. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 00:48 Apr 11
No, no, that's "Bauer," not "Bonner." —Hinoa talk.kun 01:37, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Do I get a hug? VGD >=3 15:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Right around your neck. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
:sadkittyface:? VGD >=3 01:04, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Not a question. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:37, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

That's a cute sig you got there. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:53, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Not a question. Also, your mother. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:09, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Who keeps thanking me for my edit? --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:25, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your edit! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:09, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Abort/retry/ignore? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:11 Apr 14, 2008

a/s/l? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:32, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

none of/your damn/business —Hinoa talk.kun 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

So, should be unban Nintendorulez? Also, should I have asked here first, instead of taking it to the Uncyclopedia forum?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

  1. lol, error
  2. It couldn't have hurt. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Why is the weather so loopy? VGD >=3 17:15, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Because, um... well, I was going to say "because you touch yourself at night," but I've got no actual evidence proving that, so... because nobody loves you? ...It doesn't have the same kind of oomph, does it. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Iffy. VGD >=3 18:13, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Do you liek the twenty new exploration badges? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:34, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Twenty-one. Lrn2count lololol —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

i can has neu headre?

I can has new header? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 03:59 Apr 20

NO HEADER FOR YOU COME BACK ONE YEAR —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
but y??????????????????????????????? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 04:17 Apr 20
Because I said so. Live with it. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:53, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
o ya wel i tuk ur ipod from ur lockr ya thats riet it was me n im not givn it bak so ha sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:48 Apr 21
I don't have an iPod. Joke's on you. :P —Hinoa talk.kun 02:49, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
o ya wel i has 2 dads joks on u sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 15:54 Apr 21
Why does everyone insist on stealing my 'two dads' joke??? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:01, Apr 21
bcuz u fhuk ur mum dogy stlye lol sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:44 Apr 21
I no can has bad imagery thx VGD >=3 19:07, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Frlz though, I had no idea that was your joke. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 19:17 Apr 21
Also, this all makes my head hurt. VGD >=3 19:25, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
I wouldn't say it's mine, but I'm pretty sure I brought it to the site. See, it all started when me and my mates started using that as a response to those annoying, regurgitated 'your mom' jokes, and now it's like an automatic response for me. I've been using it on the IRC chan for a while, now, and more recently I've been dropping it in the forums. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:43, Apr 21
Of course, by more recently he means "for months". Gotta read between the lines. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:39, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
And by "for months" you mean "four months," right? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Apr 21
No, because that would create improper grammar. Gotta read like someone with OCD. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:59, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Are any of you losers' names "Hinoa?" Didn't think so. Go answer questions in your own damn thread. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey, wait a second...you just asked a question. And we've been giving answers. That means we have successfully reached... The Bizarro Thread. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:49, Apr 22
...Oh, fuck. Now I've gone and blown a hole in reality again... —Hinoa talk.kun 01:53, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Don't worry, I'm sure Nubujufutsu will simply fart sneeze in it and it will go away. VGD >=3 14:44, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

What's the best cure for depression (besides suicide)? --AAA! (AAAA) 15:35, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Schnadenfreude. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Have I asked you a question yet? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:42, Apr 21

You most certainly have. Now, what's your real question. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Ah, good. In that case, my question is this: Precisely who was the masked hero who put the "ram" in the "ramalamadingdong"? --~~
Alternatively, why did I miss off that important third tilde and not notice it until now? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:46, Apr 23

Seriously, why does everyone really hate Sk8R_Grl? (aside from the obvious reasons, like the blatant stupidity, incessant whining, and lack of humor-related finesse) Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 15:49, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Because you losers are a bunch of misogynistic bastards. Or just suck. One of the two. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Why is my backwards sig broken? !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= eu-ihsanotoK ikihssI 18:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Or not. Nvm. VGD >=3 18:15, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for playing, though. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

So...You come here often? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 19:28

Altogether too often. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

How do you type with boxing gloves on? -->:( 20:19, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

GERrtybopioorl;t. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:32, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I has Flamethrower? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:54, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

No. Go home. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:55, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Should we really inflate your ego by continuing to ask you questions? ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:19, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

YES. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:20, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
What's in it for me? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Why did you just revert Sexy and Cool IP ? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:32 Apr 22

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:43, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I have a flamethrower that shoots blue fire? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:49, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

No. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

AM I BOLD? --User:The Improver/sig04:16, Apr 22 2008 (UTC)

No. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Is your alter-ego, by any chance, a ninja? -->:( 04:24, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean, "alter-ego?" —Hinoa talk.kun 15:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Why does the government want to watch me when I'm such a boring sadsack gobshite? VGD >=3 14:39, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Even FBI agents have trouble sleeping. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
How can I possibly be a cure for insomnia?? VGD >=3 15:36, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Because you're boring. —Hinoa talk.kun 15:46, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh wait, I see that now. My bad. =P !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= eu-ihsanotoK ikihssI (Is it broken?)
Zzzzzzzzz... —Hinoa talk.kun 15:52, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
=( VGD >=3 16:04, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Why

Have I never asked a question before? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Laziness? Lack of questions? More laziness? Choose the excuse that best suits you. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:00, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

(Why) is my backwards sig broken??? WHYYYYYYY??? !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= eu-ihsanotoK ikihssI

Ignore first question. Why is it only broken when I indent? !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= eu-ihsanotoK ikihssI
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:00, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. =) VGD >=3 16:58, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Why hasn't Mhaille asked me a question before? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:49 Apr 22

Because you're a meanie you never asked him a question? VGD >=3 17:54, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Are you Hinoa? ARE YOU?? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:57 Apr 22
Maybe I am? AM I?? VGD >=3 18:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
To answer the original question, because you're not me. In fact, neither of you losers are. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:29, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Are you sure? —Hinoa talk.mun 19:43, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Then would YOU please ask me a question? I'm totally setting myself up here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:08 Apr 22

FLAPJACKS: WUV OR NO WUV? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:38, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Meh. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

S'right, STM. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:40 Apr 22

Not a question. GOOD DAY SIR —Hinoa talk.kun 22:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Can I have a machine gun? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:00, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

No, and if you ask for a weapon again, I'll ban you. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Can I have a ban? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:46, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
And how. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Am I tempting fate? VGD >=3 00:23, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Not anymore. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Am I tempting you? Captain Boomer Valentine's template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 01:11, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

No, and seriously, put it away. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:50, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey Hinoa, would you let me answer the next question that someone other than you asks here? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:20 Apr 23

Do it anyway. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:59, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Dammit, not a question. I just lost my chance. Thanks a-fucking-lot, Boomer. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:01 Apr 23
Hey, you asked if you could answer the next question. I made a statement, so your request is still open. You simply have to wait until a question is asked. I'm not asking it, though! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:05, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
I gotta see if Hinoa'll let me. I mean, that was my question for him. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:14 Apr 23
But I already answered your question, and I haven't even been banned yet! Remember, you can't be punished until somebody notices what you did. I'd say I'm probably safe for about another three hours. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:33, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Guess. —Hinoa talk.kun 12:13, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Theoretically, if I were to ask you if I rock, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:11, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

It could conceivably be so. —Hinoa talk.kun 12:13, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I think I am being clever by reposting my unanswered question up front like the dirty cheater I am. Where is the chaos I seek? VGD >=3 17:31, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Follow your heart. You'll know where there's chaos. Or if you're a big baby and need to be spoonfed, go look in BHOP. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:55, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Daddy, why did you hit mommy and me again? Did we do something wrong? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:33, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Shut up and go to your room or I'll lock you in the closet again. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:51, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Wanna run by my house for a sec? My parents aren't home. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:14 Apr 27

Nah, I'm not much for running. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

HEY! I'm a member of the Social Services, and I'm talking yuor child. Can you sign here? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:49, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

I feel sorry for the poor fool who has to take care of him. *signs* —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

We Need To Come Up With Questions He Can't Answer...

So, have you come across any lioncash yet? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 27, 16:22

Not yet. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Why do the Polish refuse to incorporate vowels into their language?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:24, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Vwls r s lst cntry. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Who invented internet drama? VGD >=3 19:07, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Good question. Tell me if you find out so I can kill him in new and unusual ways. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Will we let this forum get archived, like those lesser forums? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 30, 06:44

Meh, whatever. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Why ain't you answering our questions no more? Don't you wuv us? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I's been vewwy busy latelys and I haven't had the time. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Have you left us? Never to return again? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 6, 15:12

No, because if I do, it'll be in a blaze of banning. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Does this dress make me look fat? VGD >=3 17:49, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

VERY YES. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

This is a multipart question based on science, where did all of the matter and energy in the universe come from if the law of thermodynamics says that matter and energy cannot be created, but only converted from one to the other? Also why does relativity and quantum theory disagree with each other? On the law of gravity it was observed that stars in galaxies move in orbits of the same speed from inner to outer orbits, which seems to defy the law of gravity as outer stars' orbits should be slower not the same as inner stars orbits. Also have you ever heard of null physics? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:08, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

That's a very interesting question, Orion, to which the answer is "loldongs." Don't ask why, it's science. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
That is the same answer Stephen Hawking gave me right before he ran over my cat. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:14, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Will you vote for my article on VFH?

Pretty please with sprinkles:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:28, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

That was a terrible decision. He'll probably VFD it instead. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:34 Apr 27
I'd actually have voted Symbol against vote.svg against had I got there in time. —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

My question for Hinoa and my salute to Uncyclopedia

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 02:03, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Good question. >_> VGD >=3 22:28, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
Which one? —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

This thread is dead

Clear out, Justins, there's nothing to see here. Y'all are just gonna have to accept that Hinoa isn't coming back. Now move along! /me begins eating Forum:Ask Hinoa ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:34 May 7

I poisoned one of the questions. I'll never tell which one. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:05, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
lolhaithar —Hinoa talk.kun 02:53, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
What was that, Justin? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:31 May 8
What's wrong with my name, you meanie??? ;_; VGD >=3 17:06, 8 May 2008 (UTC
Do you want a list, then? —Hinoa talk.kun 23:20, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Why is Hinoa so awesome?

^^^that --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:45, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Because. VGD >=3 18:26, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Because, like Benson, I am better than you. (Unlike Benson, however, I don't need or want a religion. This place gives me enough headaches as it is.) —Hinoa talk.kun 23:20, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Because because because of all of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Hinoa the wonderful Hinoa of Un! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:26, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
And 10 not-points to you. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Is it possible to *achoo* VGD >=3 01:15, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Not in Euclidean geometry, no. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

What do I do if I can't think of a question to ask you? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 12, 06:45

Can I answer his question with a question? =3 —Hinoa talk.mun 21:21, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Huh? Notice what? VGD >=3 00:30, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Best Question Ever

Where can I get some fried monkey penis filled with strawberries wrapped in chinese seedweed? PLZ MUST NO ANSER!!!!! The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 12:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Try Wal-Mart. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:44, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Well Played BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 15, 15:36

Am I asking a question? - 17:59, 15 May 2008 (UTC)Cal.YTTETalk!Play!Sign!Join!

I'm not observing you, so you are simultaneously asking a question and not asking a question. It's quantum; don't bother trying to understand. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:46, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Will you answer my question? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:40, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

No. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:46, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

What grade will I end up getting on my final math exam on Monday? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 17, 10:04

Precisely the grade your subconscious wishes you to have. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:41, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Why does divorce exist? VGD >=3 17:52, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy are fed up with each other, they go see a hellspawn called a "lawyer" to make them not be together anymore. Also, it's because they secretly hate you. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:15, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Huh? How is that secret? VGD >=3 19:56, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Heh, I guess they had a bit more discretion than that. Your mom certainly does. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't VGDictator ask too many questions? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 23, 16:37

Oh, god, and how. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
=( VGD >=3 22:49, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Mr Hinoa...Do you still play Nexus War? Because if so, I may have a proposition for you... BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 27, 19:52

Why does Dick Cheney have a butt hole the size of a small watermelon? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 21:30, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Science! Or sufficiently advanced magic; one of the two. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

What is the capital of Assyria? ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 21:42, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Your mum. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
I told that to the bridgekeeper. He threw me into the gorge. ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★ 13:04, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

How long has that video of my dumbass friends tricking me into losing my virginity to a Filipino man been on the internet? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:14 May 28

Long enough. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Why do small children like to make fun of me? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Same reason everyone else does. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 18:31, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Why is Flumpa answering questions when this is clearly Hinoa's topic? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:52 May 29
Same reason everyone else does. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 20:44, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Because it isn't my topic. =3 (Also, Hinoa isn't always here) —Hinoa talk.mun 21:01, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
@ Flumpa: Well played.
@ VGD: Go away. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:25 May 29
Yeah, I deserved that. =( VGD >=3 21:57, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
/me hugs VGDictator, then shows him the door... BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) May 31, 10:14
I agree, it's a nice looking door. =3 VGD >=3 16:57, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I believe the answer lies in the fact that you a.) edit here, and b.) suck. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Where does babby come from?

Please answer. -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Happy # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates Icons-flag-gb.png 18:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

No. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Am I saving this forum topic from death yet again? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 9, 16:19

Please use two linebreaks, Bonner =P VGD >=3 16:26, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
No BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 10, 06:44
Why you... VGD >=3 23:37, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
It's a collection of 0s and 1s in the series of tubes we call the Internet. It can't die. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Where the fuck is Hinoa???

Seriously. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:46, Jun 9

Behind you. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Are you the new Jeeves? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:17, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Do I look like a butler to you? —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
I don't know, you don't seem to have a name. You could be anybody! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:43, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
What are you, blind?:
I don't think so, but you don't appear to have a name either. Maybe I need glasses. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Is it my fault? VGD >=3 19:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

OF COURSE IT IS. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IT FOR EVEN A SECOND. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Are you my father? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:40, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

As loose as your mom is, your father could be anyone. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

What's with all these bullshit 'person to do something wins' forums? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 12, 07:29

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. I don't see any... —Hinoa talk.kun 22:40, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Where did they all go, then?--74.75.42.251 16:10, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

For all I know, they went to either Candyland or Detroit. Probably Detroit. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:18, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Why am I doomed to toil in obscurity forever? VGD >=3 15:49, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, it could be worse. You could be on fire, too. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Why? Jusr why? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 20, 06:34

Science! —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Why does god hate me? Regret Tenenbaum 04:26, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Bad luck, I presume. Just hang in there, and He'll eventually draw another name out of the hat and direct His hatred at that poor shmuck instead. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

What should I eat for dinner tomorrow? VGD >=3 23:33, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

What's this thing on my foot? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:08, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Wow, how long has this forum been going for now? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 3, 10:33

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