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We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.

Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!

Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!

Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.

PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

PROMOTIONS CHANNEL | CHANNEL OF ASSISTANCES (WITH GRUE ARMY) | JAVA CLIENTS FOR IRC IMPAIRED | OFFICIAL ANTHEM

Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

Dayorders

• Special citations and credits will be awarded to those that participate in Imperial Colonization the next two weeks. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  8/07/2008 @ 16:47

Newsreel

• Registrations and upgrades will continue here rather than main site.

  Gentleman Jacques - Converse : Benefactions : Unsoc

  5/04/2008 @ 16:18
• Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  13/12/2007 @ 22:12
• The anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article which documents Unsoc's triumph over our Grue Army allies is worth a read. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 18:07
• Official Unsoc Site is of Opening Here! Unsoc members also encouraged to join Satiropendium. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 03:15
• Berlin Wall Fund is of opening! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21/08/2007 @ 13:49
• IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but #unsoc. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• The October Revolution is at hand. Your input is needed. 12:06, 26 July 2007
• Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is not an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I also have one here. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

• At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. 02:09, 20 July 2007

• At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed!

CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more privileges as lower classes. Main privilege is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

1. PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
2. PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
3. PRIME MINISTER GENERAL PUPPET OF THE SOCK OF THE USER WHO IS OF BEING UNREGISTERED
4. INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
5. INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
6. RANK MANAGER NECRO PAXX
7. OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
8. INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
9. INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO

OUTER PARTY

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1. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
2. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
3. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
4. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
5. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V (RESIGNED)
6. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
7. SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
8. MAJOR JED RAVENT
9. RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
10. MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
11. RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
12. RECDEP OFFICER FELL IN THE RIFT
13. MINOR KATO
14. MINOR STARNES
15. MINOR SONIC LXXX
16. MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
17. UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
18. MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
19. UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
20. MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
21. UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
22. MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
23. MINOR CAJEK
24. THE UNSOC OFFICER
25. MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
26. MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
27. MINOR SYCAMORE
28. UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
29. MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
30. UNSOC OFFICER QUA recdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.
31. UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY
32. MINOR DOUBLETHINK
33. UNSOC OFFICER NACH LADER
34. MINOR METH AMPHETAMINE
35. UNSOC OFFICER MAH MOO SHA
36. MINOR ANGEL OF MIRTH
37. UNSOC OFFICER MUFFIN OF PIE

PROLES

1. PROLE IKENZEKE
2. PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
3. PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
4. PROLE MAN OF GABBA
5. PROLE CHRISSY
6. PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
7. PROLE FLU BECA
8. PROLE T. GEORGE
9. PROLE ANGRERED MAX
10. PROLE WUJIAN
11. PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
12. PROLE PIE OF EVIL
13. PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
14. PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
15. PROLE XIAO LI
16. PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
17. PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
18. PROLE MCWOOTY
19. PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI
20. PROLE DEMON OF THE INTERNETS
21. PROLE J. SHEA
22. PROLE ZHE LIEL
23. PROLE NINE CANADIANS
24. PROLE ADDRESS OF IP THAT IS OF BEING TOO LONG

REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

• Have room for one more PROLE? — The Rift (grumble) 349 MUN CPT DAD 02:15, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

  But of course, comrade. REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are PROLE. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:29, Mar 24 2010

• This lowly one requests entrance into your party, comrade.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 19:31, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

• Provided that party has not been disbanded for that Grue one (which I be also a member of), I also wish to join ze Workers' Party. Launch all hammers, sickles and stars. I know what I doing. For great justice. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:33 June 19, 2011 (UTC)

• Can I join? I'm from a communist nation, that is, China. Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA 04:26, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

• Can I join, comrade? --Irish6348 (talk) 16:02, September 1, 2016 (UTC)

Update: Can I be prole, pl0x? :) --Sir Soldier Irish6348 MUN (talk) 22:25, October 23, 2016 (UTC)

REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!

Credits	Activity
1	per QVFD
1	per Vandalism Revert
10	per ref to ban patrol
10	per newcomer helping (welcome uncounted)
20	per successful party ref
30	per successful VFD
40	per quality propaganda contribution
50	per adopted newcomer which is helped
50	per party userspace maintenence, improvement, and assistance
100	per Party Member of the Month win
300	per successful feature
1000	per Javascript or robotic tool made for party.

Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.

CURRENT REQUESTS

• It seems I got more than 5000 credits. Do I have Inner Party approval? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 15 September 2009

  Absolutely, PRIME MINSTER GENERAL. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:29, Sep 15

• I got 29 credits with my QVFD and ban patrol activity yesterday, requesting a promotion. Im counting my credits here — The Rift (grumble) 349 MUN CPT DAD 10:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

  Excellent. You are now MINOR. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 14:43, Mar 24 2010

• Got 105 credits now, requesting promotion, Points. — The Rift (grumble) 349 MUN CPT DAD 11:06, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

  Good job. You are promoted to RECDEP OFFICER. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 18:24, Mar 26 2010

• I just realized the requirements for Outer party minister is 300 credits, and a featured article is worth 300. I got one a while back now. Request promotion to Outer party minister comrade?

  Sir U.U.

ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

Suit	Description	Coloring Code	Credit Requirements
INNER PARTY SUITS
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit. RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)	#ccc	5,000 Party credits plus Inner Party approval
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit. RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager	#ddd	2,000 Party credits
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit. RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister	#eee	1,000 Party Credits
OUTER PARTY SUITS
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders. RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer	#ddddff	300 Party Credits
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities. RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker	#aaaaff	100 Party Credits
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here. RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer	#9999ff	10 Party Credits (or Automatic if seasoned user)
PROLE SUITS
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	Given to proles. RANKS: Prole Member	pink	0 Party Credits

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