Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive144

Slappy's Angels

Keep	Just because I didn't agree with you putting John Goodman all over everything doesn't make it suitable for deletion, does it? Crablogger 14:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Ready for a new term? Slappycruft. It means it's Slappy Squirrel fancruft created to please one user. Plus, the user (using his IP) has reverted to the vanity version! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter 14:36, Jul 22 Crab, you are a sick son of a bitch. And I mean that in a bad way. Get help.   Le Cejak • <15:35, 22 Jul 2008> delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Just move all the slappycruft into his userspace. Easy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:30, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Move somewhere off-wiki. I think the bulk of Crablogger's contributions need a new home entirely. Really, this series of articles is like nothing I've ever seen. It's enormous - less than half of it is on VFD right now. The amount of material we have on Animaniacs' Slappy Squirrel rivals the volume of everything I've ever written. And it's not amateur or sloppy work - the prose and formatting are excellent, the articles are long and thorough. The thing is, I can't find any satire or jokes or humor in them. It appears to me that Crablogger could be a member of the furry community who has a fixation on Slappy Squirrel, given his contributions on WikiFur - this seems even more true given that the content of this endless series of Slappy articles is just a long stream of prose about cartoon characters getting naked and having sex. Am I honestly looking at some kind of furry porn right now? I mean, is that the joke - that a furry fetishist would write all this material? Or has a furry fetishist really come here and written all this material? At any rate, none of this fits on Uncyclopedia. It's just something other than comedy. I hate to just say "delete" on something so much work has gone into, but I think the dozen or more articles about the sexual habits of an Animaniacs character really have to be taken somewhere else. Any thoughts? pillow talk 14:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC) What he said. --UU - natter 15:07, Jul 22 Sounds good. And while we're moving all of this off-wiki, let's pull out of Iraq, too. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Cajek! Please don't say that. It's likely to cause drama. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels: Full Throttle

Keep	Just because you hate this article yourself doesn't make it a candidate for deletion. Personal opinions don't make a good case for deletion. Crablogger 14:23, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Slappycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter 14:35, Jul 22 bah, horrifying   Le Cejak • <15:35, 22 Jul 2008> delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Moved --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC) So are you planning to move pretty much everything at Template:Slappy's Angels? Seems that right now half of it is in and half of it is out of userspace. Or maybe I should just calm down and give you some time to finish... pillow talk 14:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Or not, per Mordillo's recent comment... pillow talk 15:05, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels 3

Keep	You're doing it again. If you think it is Slappycruft, then explain why Full Throttle and Slappy's Angels 5 were both given 5-star ratings from other users, and this one 4 stars. Crablogger 14:24, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Guess what kind of cruft it is! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment (particularly the bit about article ratings). --UU - natter 14:35, Jul 22 no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak • <15:35, 22 Jul 2008> delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Moved --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC) REVERTED. See my remarks down there. ~ 15:04, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Slappy's Angels 4: The Quest for More Money

Keep	Yes, we know what it is. It's you abusing your power. Crablogger 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Dexter isn't "abusing power". He's taking a group of pages in front of the community for our opinion. No special power or privileges are involved; you could easily do the same. pillow talk 14:59, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill You know what it is. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)# Delete. Or move to userspace per my Slappy's Angels 5 vote comment. --UU - natter 14:34, Jul 22 no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak • <15:35, 22 Jul 2008> delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Slappy's Angels 5

Keep	Slappycruft that has a high rating among members. Crablogger 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill More Slappycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Or move to userspace. OK, point 1: the ratings are very easy to rig, and there's no way of showing how many people have voted, so it could just be "has a high rating from you, the author". Point 2: see here - I agree with Gwax's basic sentiment, this doesn't really have a place here except for in your userspace, Crablogger, where you are welcome to move it if you want it kept. I, however, see no humour or satire, just a load of fancruft about something completely made up. Plus you keep putting yourself in these articles, which is vanity. All my votes on the other articles will refer to this vote, to save typing this out again. --UU - natter 14:32, Jul 22 Out of curiosity, what does a move to userspace accomplish? Seems to me that userspace is more or less identical to mainspace except that the "Random page" button doesn't bring it up. I feel like this belongs on a different wiki altogether, if anywhere. Maybe, you know, Slappypedia. Wonder how hard it would be to set that up. pillow talk 14:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC) no no no, not even to userspace.   Le Cejak • <15:35, 22 Jul 2008> delete. regardless of any controversy, these articles bring nothing to the table and do not belong on uncyclopedia. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It may seem like vanity to you, but the idea was to be the reverse. Note how I keep using self-depreciating humour to make myself look like a complete and utter idiot. The idea was to be vain but to be self-hating. Crablogger 14:39, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Well, if this is a series of more than a dozen satire articles, where the target of the satire is your own fixation and how strange it is, that really does break the policy set forth at Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. The litmus test is "Might Codeine's Mum have heard of this group/individual/organization?" And there is no way that Codeine's Mum is aware that someone out there is... unusually interested in Slappy Squirrel as a sexual being. Also, does it really take more than ten long articles to take the piss out of someone who is unusually interested in Slappy Squirrel as a sexual being? If this is all a long, extended meta-joke - articles that exist to poke fun at their own existence - I'm having trouble seeing it. It seems like this was written for reasons other than making a bunch of people laugh. pillow talk 14:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Excuse me but since when exactly do we move mainspace articles into namespace BEFORE the vote has been completed?! You want those moved, you'll wait till the vote is done. Not a second before that. ~ 15:03, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Action Movie

Keep	No relation to Slappycruft. This is a Scary Movie parody, not a Slappy's Angels spinoff. Crablogger 14:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Bad crap related to Slappycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Ignoring what's going on up there ↑... Listy towards the end and random. Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [22/07 15:43] Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:56, 22 July 2008 (UTC) delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:44, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 21:19, Jul 22
Comments	Comment. I don't want to be the one to put the nail in the coffin, but I can't find any funny here. The author may want to read UN:BOLLOCKS. It's not very helpful but I think it's at least applicable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:23, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Spife

Keep
Delete	delete. pointless, unfunny, essentially no edits since creation. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:57, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Not good. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 21:16, Jul 22
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Bootsen

Keep
Delete	delete. listy, unfunny. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter 15:05, Jul 22 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:57, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Silver Hammer, yeah --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:28, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 20:58, Jul 22
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The Guy Who Went Through The Wood Chipper In Fargo

Keep
Delete	delete. gross. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:02, 22 July 2008 (UTC) delete. MrN  Fork you! 13:35, Jul 22 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 14:48, Jul 22 Delete - I laughed when I saw this article existed. I stopped laughing when I read the article. pillow talk 15:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Possibly good concept, but it is currently unfunny crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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God vs. Buddha

Keep
Delete	delete. random random. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:57, 22 July 2008 (UTC) delete. Yep. MrN  Fork you! 14:22, Jul 22 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random. Wibble. Norris. --UU - natter 14:46, Jul 22 Kerkill Religiouscruft. Plus, Chuck Norris at the end. "Buddha Replied with shooting lazers out of his mouth while screaming, 'SHOOOOP DA WHOOP!'" Buddha was black?(Had to say it.) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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University of Fiction

Keep
Delete	delete. list-stub. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC) delete. MrN  Fork you! 13:32, Jul 22 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. One of the easiest votes I've ever cast. --UU - natter 14:45, Jul 22 Kerkill Took a few seconds to read so it clearly is too short. Plus, the lists aren't funny, and neither is the premise of the article itself. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:50, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Baleet Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Cwmbran

Keep
Delete	Delete. Another ICU escapee. Unfunny, stubby towncruft. Get rid. --UU - natter 09:49, Jul 22 Delete - The AllBrân line made me smile, but apart from that it's shite (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:32 Delete. Town something or other... MrN  Fork you! 10:35, Jul 22 delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Crack XL

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull 2005cruft WP spork that's not linked, pointless, and unfunny as far as I can see. And not linked from anywhere. --UU - natter 09:47, Jul 22 Nuke - Unfunny? This is horrific (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:34 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 10:34, Jul 22 delete. aaahhhhh toooooo maannnyyy redddliiiinksss! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:19, 22 July 2008 (UTC) No Unfunny shite --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC) AAAAAAAAA! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:54, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Cooperistan

Keep
Delete	Delete. WTF? Random, not linked to, 2005cruft. Not funny, should go. --UU - natter 09:42, Jul 22 Delete. Let it go... MrN  Fork you! 10:32, Jul 22 Delete - Crap (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:36 delete. bad bad bad. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:18, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny and listy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:45, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Conlig

Keep
Delete	Delete. Crappy little towncruft stub that escaped ICU. --UU - natter 09:37, Jul 22 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 10:31, Jul 22 Delete - (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:38 delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Absolutely nothing funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:41, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Church of the Reformed Unitarians of the Desk

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not funny. Listy. Not linked to so not loved. Name-droppy. Did make me laugh, but only accidentally, by claiming Jim Carrey attained "diety" status. --UU - natter 09:34, Jul 22 Delete. Yea, not great. MrN  Fork you! 10:30, Jul 22 Delete - The only thing I laughed at was the misspelling of the word Genesis (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:47 Delete. Bad acronym, listy page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC) delete. this article praises dane cook. begone with it. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:28, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chromehounds

Keep
Delete	Delete. Escaped ICU. Listy, dull gamecruft. Not linked to, so not loved. Kill. I don't sound in a bad mood, do I? --UU - natter 09:22, Jul 22 Delete. Who would suggest such a thing? UU has never been in a bad mood. MrN  Fork you! 10:28, Jul 22 Fail - (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:40] delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The article just isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:38, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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BSA Bantam

Keep
Delete	Delete. One dull block o' text, and that's basically it. Didn't find anything in it that made me laugh. Yes, it's a real bike that has then same name as a type of poultry. Heh. --UU - natter 08:58, Jul 22 Delete. UU is in a bad mood today. MrN  Fork you! 09:12, Jul 22 Delete - Chicken related crap (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:43 delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny wall of text. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Alan Menken

Keep
Delete	Delete. I ICU'd this back in April. The IP removed the tag and I didn't notice. Silly me. Anyway, this is name-droppy, random, and unfunny, so can we get rid? Also, no edits since April and it's only linked to from here, so it's unloved. --UU - natter 08:49, Jul 22 Delete. Kill it. MrN  Fork you! 09:10, Jul 22 Delete - Wall of text (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 22, 10:45] delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:14, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Not funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:31, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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The sheep choir of Pakistan

Keep	lol. I'm totally serious! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Yea, it's worth keeping. Actually, I'm just following Frankie. MrN  Fork you! 00:44, Jul 22 Strong keep In honour of Bimmy! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:50, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Keep this. It's the rare article that is insanely idiotic and also funny. pillow talk 04:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. pointless. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 23:47, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept ~ 20:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Muzzled Pirates

Keep
Delete	Delete I'm obviously missing something here. Eh? MrN  Fork you! 00:34, Jul 22 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Random, stubby, and unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:33, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 01:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Never Ever, Ever Say Never Ever Again, Ever

Keep
Delete	delete. nazis, napoleon, oscar wilde...this one has it all!!! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:33, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Pretty much per GC -RAHB 23:41, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:18, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:47, Jul 22 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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7.62SQ

Keep
Delete	delete. non-sensical, no edits in 18 months. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC) "...have a splitted mind and have been on psychiatric hospital from he was eleven to he got twenty years old." -RAHB 23:49, 21 July 2008 (UTC) ... per RAHB. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:46, Jul 22 Kerkill Unfunny list. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:14, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Heptadecatheism

Keep
Delete	delete. virtually no content. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:15, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Random, stupid list, made up words, etc. -RAHB 23:40, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:14, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:45, Jul 22 Kerkill I'd say keep if it there were a God the Sexy Asian's/God of Half-White Latina's... But that ain't there. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:12, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Promatter

Keep
Delete	Delete 2 edits in 3 years? Time for this stub to go. MrN  Fork you! 22:18, Jul 21 delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not terrible, but there's practically nothing there, it does lose coherency at some point, and there's no point in keeping it alive. -RAHB 23:38, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill God, I've waited so long to say this: Doesntmatter. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:18, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Thomas Whitmore

Keep
Delete	delete. surely we don't need this? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:18, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Na. MrN  Fork you! 21:25, Jul 21 Delete I have the overwhelming urge to watch this movie now though. -RAHB 23:43, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Independence Day reference go BOOM! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Lap Dog

Keep
Delete	delete. i will now light myself on fire. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:11, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's actually not that badly written, but I could not find any funny. MrN  Fork you! 21:26, Jul 21 Nah Makes absolutely no sense. -RAHB 23:35, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:56, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:56, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Funkenstein

Keep
Delete	delete. god-awful. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:08, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I have seen worse, but I don't see it improving. MrN  Fork you! 21:29, Jul 21 Bah -RAHB 22:52, 21 July 2008 (UTC) "some missisipi nigger shit hole" -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:50, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill "his father didn't give a fuck about his death" Good, cause I don't care about this article. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mak-Daddy

Keep	Keep Just enough of a vibe to get my keep. MrN  Fork you! 21:30, Jul 21
Delete	delete. it could be that this isn't funny to me because i don't enjoy rap music. more likely: it's shit. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:02, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:04, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 23:36, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Isn't funny even for those that do listen to rap music. Somehow funny for MrN... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:30, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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2000.5

Keep
Delete	delete. i dislike this article. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:57, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:01, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 21:06, Jul 21 Meh -RAHB 23:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill And a redirect to the Timeline isn't needed. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:37, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Turkey and Vegetable Soup

Keep
Delete	delete. make the bad article go away. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:55, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:01, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. This can go. MrN  Fork you! 21:04, Jul 21 Bah -RAHB 22:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:01, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Ted Nugent

Keep
Delete	delete. opens with "Claimed by the media to be a llama with an enlarged prostate..." 'nuff said. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:51, 21 July 2008 (UTC) CAT SCRATCH FEVER NEER NEER NEER. Uh, I mean, yeah, this sucks. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:57, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Per RDB -RAHB 22:37, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill He stole babies, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:24, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Malaysian chinese

Keep
Delete	Delete - Eh? Nah, I'm not getting this at all. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:58, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yea, it's basically just an un-funny rant. We don't want it. MrN  Fork you! 18:59, Jul 21 Kerkill "SO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU BITCHES!!!!" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:12, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:34, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:21, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 22:30, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Militant Quakerism

Keep
Delete	Delete - Ditto. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:58, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I'm confused... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:19, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:31, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:22, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete I can see a decent concept in there, that's slightly developed. There's so much random in there though that I think it would be best to start over with the same idea. -RAHB 22:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Sword of the Kings: The Legend of the Man in the Yellow Hat

Keep
Delete	delete. not. funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:15, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This was an old PLS entry? That kinda surprises me... Cause it's just bad... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:13, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. We have worse, but I'm not going to fight for this one. MrN  Fork you! 18:53, Jul 21 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 22:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Super Human Freaks

Keep
Delete	delete. short, weird, not funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:11, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Agreed. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:03, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Get rid... MrN  Fork you! 18:49, Jul 21 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:29, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Sounds like a basic pilot episode for a Justice-League type show. Which I guess is fine, except this is a humor wiki. -RAHB 22:24, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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George Washington Carver/Secret Peanut Uses

Keep
Delete	delete. immature, random. this one will make your head spin. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:08, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Really, really crappy listcruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:41, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. I'm less harsh when it comes to sub-pages, but this one truly sucks. MrN  Fork you! 18:48, Jul 21 This is Not-Good Otherwise known as the opposite of good. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:16, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:21, 21 July 2008 (UTC) I suppose Per MrN -RAHB 22:19, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Tokugawa period

Keep	I think I'm in a good mood today, because this made me smile. Maybe it's 'cause I know a bit about the stuffs that went down, what with the Bakumatsu and the Restoration n' all that. Anyways, yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:06, Jul 19 Very weak keep per TLB. I think this is marginally better than having no article here at all. pillow talk 20:54, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I read it a few times... Na. We don't want this stub. MrN  Fork you! 16:56, Jul 19 BARBARIAN BAR BAR BAR BARIAN HULLY ARMY HULLY ARMY HULLY ARMY -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:50, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete unfunny stub Extremelyestlybored 19:09, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per Frankie. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:22, 20 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 02:25, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. not likely to be improved, either. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:04, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Cheese Socks

Keep	Keep I like it, better than some stuff I've seen on VFH. The last paragraph is a bit poor though. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:34, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny, old, and a bit short. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I have told you before Dexter, I'm not that short. This article is too cheesy however. MrN  Fork you! 02:46, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:58, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Fondue Melt it. -RAHB 08:20, 19 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:58, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Keep	Surprise Keep It's written in a style which I'm actually rather fond of... MrN  Fork you! 02:49, Jul 19 I like it as well. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:57, 19 July 2008 (UTC) keep. even as i'm typing this i'm still laughing at 'Frisk the Indigent Shopper'. tag this one 'short' or somesuch. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:55, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Just bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Meh Too much criticism, too little sincere humor. -RAHB 08:19, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:09, 19 July 2008 (UTC) ... --MrN  Fork you! 03:21, Jul 19 lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:37, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Hea! No laughing on VFD. What do you think this is? A humour wiki? MrN  Fork you! 03:40, Jul 19 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:03, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Denver Broncos

Keep	Keep Per Hyperbole's abstain. Can someone show me what a good football article should look like? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:07, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Really weak keep. I dunno, some of it's kind of amusing to me. And I don't even know anything about football! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:30, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Meh Per RDB, except I do know a thing or two about football. -RAHB 08:00, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Keep--Phantom-Lord 15:21, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Maybe I'm still bitter that they took away the one chance the Falcons ever had at winning the Superbowl all the way back in 1998. Oh well. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random, unfunny. NFLcruft? --UU - natter 09:10, Jul 18 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. It looks like a passable article until you read it. MrN  Fork you! 00:01, Jul 19 delete. one of those articles where you know it's coming, and then...*BAM!!* there's a list at the end! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:49, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. For all I know about football, this could be witty, biting satire. Hell, for all I know about football, it could all be true. pillow talk 16:58, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Generally things with Captain Cum Back in them are not biting satire... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:13, 20 July 2008 (UTC) I know plenty about football. This seems to be about a completely different sport! ;-) --UU - natter 09:17, Jul 19 I think this thing they are talking about is a bit like rugby but with crash helmets so that you don't get hurt UU... MrN  Fork you! 15:32, Jul 19 MrN, soccer in America is football in the rest of the world. Football in America is like British rugby. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 20 July 2008 (UTC) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:01, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Bellatrix Lestrange

Keep	Weak keep. It's not random, it's kinda coherent, but needs work. Better than the real crap I was expecting. Rewrite tag. --UU - natter 12:00, Jul 17 Keep. I love that line about blood alcohol--it actually made me chuckle out loud. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Jul 19
Delete	Kerkill Harry Potter-related crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:20, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Meh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:53, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - Coherent but completely unfunny. pillow talk 21:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 01:03, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Hyper. MrN  Fork you! 23:58, Jul 18 delete sayeth gerry. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:46, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	If anyone can point out where the funny is, I'm happy to vote keep, but I can't see any. Harry Potter is for kids anyway. Not like LOTR (obviously) MrN  Fork you! 12:42, Jul 17 Yeah, LOTR is for MMORPG nuts living in their parents' basements and listening to Turisas. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Abstain. It's not that bad, but not good. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Fifillion

Keep
Delete	Delete Number something or other... MrN  Fork you! 16:18, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Nothing funny here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:10, 20 July 2008 (UTC) delete.SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:44, 21 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 02:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Yugoserbia

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Fictional countrycruft complete with a stupid list! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not great. MrN  Fork you! 02:55, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:06, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:19, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Country for nothing and the lists for free. -RAHB 01:58, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:02, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Uppsala

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and old citycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Dex. MrN  Fork you! 02:53, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:02, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 01:56, 21 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:01, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Enter Shikari

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Shit about some band James Blunt made. It features stupidity and horrible, idiotic lists, as well. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:43, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete It's been vandalised a bit, but that probably improved it. MrN  Fork you! 02:52, Jul 19 YAHRRRR -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Meh The problem is the good lines in it have been used. Several times. On every band article we've ever had. We don't need another page to perpetuate the jokes, masquerading as original content. -RAHB 08:23, 19 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:59, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It has a few good lines ("The word "Shikari" is Indian for "An appropriate band name, please". and "Enter Shikari are a British-slash-Indian-hunter band founded by James Blunt and who specialize in the musical genre of ... ah ... what's screamo, emo, electronic, rock and post-hardcore put together? Scremectrockore? That'll do. No one cares anyway." made me snigger) but most of it is listcruft. Still it would be sad to lose a band article with at least some good lines. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:40, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Substitute

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Delete	Delete Whatever this is, it's no substitute for humour. MrN  Fork you! 02:08, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:09, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill And if someone likes the song, move it to that one place. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:21, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 08:14, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. A really bad tweaking of one of The Who's finest, with some unfunny preamble. --UU - natter 08:43, Jul 20 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:53, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Uncle Fudley and the Bunny Wunnies

Keep
Delete	Delete Eh? The author appears to be rabbiting on about nothing in particular. MrN  Fork you! 01:56, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:02, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It's not that I haven't read worst; it's just not funny and a bit too random. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:05, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete More than a bit too random. -RAHB 08:07, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Uhh? --UU - natter 08:41, Jul 20 'delete.' SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:51, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Pastry

Keep
Delete	Delete Survived a vote back in 2006 which was the last time it was edited since it was created in 2005. It would never be allowed these days, and it's time it went. MrN  Fork you! 00:50, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:11, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Everyone, point and laugh at Modus cause he voted keep last time! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:00, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 08:06, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random and crap. --UU - natter 08:39, Jul 20 'delete.' SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:50, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Lymph nodes

Keep
Delete	Delete Um, Robots? MrN  Fork you! 19:00, Jul 19 Delete not funny Extremelyestlybored 19:07, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:18, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:28, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Random as hell and not funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:12, 20 July 2008 (UTC) delete.SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:41, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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National Backwards Helmet Day

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Delete	Delete Apparently not a good idea. Just looks like a bit of a rant to me. MrN  Fork you! 18:40, Jul 19 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:49, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Extremelyestlybored 19:08, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:38, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:14, 20 July 2008 (UTC) delete. even the quality of VFD articles is dropping lately... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mei Kusakabe

Keep
Delete	Bye Shite lite. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:11, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Crap... Very Crap -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 03:30, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid! Too new. Use QVFD or ICU. Check out UN:DP. Naughty DJ. MrN  Fork you! 00:19, Jul 19 Also, you'd be doing us all a great favor by QVFD'ing all of that IP's recent contributions. pillow talk 00:22, 19 July 2008 (UTC) I did that last night, though... This fuck head keeps recreating it all. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:38, 19 July 2008 (UTC) F*** *** **** **** ****ing **** *** you. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:42, 19 July 2008 (UTC) I was referring to the IP, not you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:46, 19 July 2008 (UTC) I don't see how you could have thought Dexter was even referring to you, man. You're clearly not the guy who's been "recreating it all." now........right? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:09, 19 July 2008 (UTC) I was referring to MrN... dang adults, I would have gotten away with it to! /shakes fist --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:14, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Actually I'm a computer. Also... UN:DPP --Pesky Adult Dang... uh... Mother board, I would have gotten away with it to! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:25, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Huh. We both need to look more closely.... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:18, 19 July 2008 (UTC) FU Frankie. FU! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Crustacean

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Delete	Damn it. First I try to fix Rock lobster, and then I discover that Lobster is a mess and I have to fix that too, and now I find Crustacean totally unredeemable. What is it about shellfish that makes editors write so fucking badly??! pillow talk 19:15, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Crustcruft --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:13, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill How come Todd Lyons and SbU couldn't fix this? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:49, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm feeling crabby anyway. MrN  Fork you! 00:05, Jul 19 Delete -RAHB 08:03, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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Pilate

Keep
Delete	This article goes in so many different directions, and none of them are good. Has one editor, and hasn't been touched since '06. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:26, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not good. Although an article about Pontius Pilates could actually be pretty hilarious. Actually, I think I have to go write that. pillow talk 19:31, 18 July 2008 (UTC) I agree. It's sitting in the requested articles section right now. Do it. Do It. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:25, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I couldn't get past the first paragraph. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:10, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Lack of funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:45, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Cos it's pants anyway and our new Hyper re-writing machine is going to make us a better one anyway. MrN  Fork you! 00:03, Jul 19 Shit -RAHB 08:02, 19 July 2008 (UTC) Bin it Also STM wrote a good article about this. Link to that, we don't really need another article about this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:06, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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