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Forum:Mind Control: An Essay on Mind Control by SAVETHEMOOSES
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Jan 21, 18:44- These aren't the droids you're looking for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Jan 21
- FACT: bears can climb faster than they can run. -- 21:06, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
- ...But both are slower than Chuck Norris. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:52, Jan 21
- Ha! Where was that in Star Wars. Hmmm? Hmmmm??? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:27, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
- I can only show you the door. It is up to you to walk through it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Jan 22
- This is war, not a game of cricket! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
- Actually... --The Acceptable
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(Fnord) 17:36, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
- Actually... --The Acceptable
- This is war, not a game of cricket! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
- I can only show you the door. It is up to you to walk through it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Ha! Where was that in Star Wars. Hmmm? Hmmmm??? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:27, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
- ...But both are slower than Chuck Norris. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- FACT: bears can climb faster than they can run. -- 21:06, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
I half expected a link to Weebl's OBEY THE CRAB game. Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 06:51, 23 January 2008 (UTC)