Make Believe (Weezer album)

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Make Believe
Album by Weezer
Released May 10, 2005
Recorded December, 2003 - February, 2005
Genre Alternative Rock
Length 45:09
Record label Gryffindor
Producers Rick Rubin
Professional reviews
Justin Bieber review 4.5/5 - "Belive... Biber....Bieliver. Thanks Rivers, you just gave me an idea!"
Peter Pan review 3/5 - "I no longer believe that Rivers Cuomo can make good music."
Walt Disney review 2/5 - "I put more belief in animated movies about princesses then Rivers Cuomo."
Weezer Albums
Weezer (Green Album)
Weezer (Red Album)

Make Believe is the fifth studio album from American rock band Weezer. It was released on May 10, 2005, by Geffen Records. It is the first Weezer album produced by Rick Rubin, who you would know as the guy who was asking Paul McCartney questions in the Hulu Original doco-series McCartney 3,2,1. It is also the first album to have a consistant lineup from the previous album and will continue to do so from this point forward.

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Make Believe (Weezer album).


Set 3 years after the events of Maladroit, Rivers Cuomo and the gang emerge in a dessert wasteland. Cake, lollipops, fudge pudding everywhere! The group then have to make believe in themselves, hence the title of the album, to not become overweight; which is revisted in the final track of their next album, the Red Album.


The album was loved by food critics, but not so much by the music critics. But nobody cares what the critics think.... so what did the fans think? Well, simply put, they thought it was "crappy", which it was, but also wasn't.

Track listing[edit]

1."Hollywood Hills"3:16
2."Perfect Simulation (It's almost like the real thing!)"4:14
3."You're Such A Pretty (Lady?)"3:25
4."Don't You Dare Touch Me"4:22
6."We Are All On Xanax"3:34
7."Why Is There A Knife Sticking Out Of Your Chest?"4:03
8."Excuse My Manners (Where Is The Bathroom?)"4:15
9."My Worst Enemy"2:47
10."Go The Other Way (It's Much Faster)"3:16
11."Frank Got Out"3:26
12."Hunt You Like A Deer"4:37
Total length:45:13

Band members[edit]

Rivers Cuomo - Rivers Cuomo

Brian Bell - Himself

Patrick Wilson - Vin Diesel

Scott Shriner - Bass?