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I don't know, why do you?

Artist: Weezer

Album: Pinkerton

Song: Why bother?

I know I should get next to you[edit]

As my eyes watch you, I can see that you have got a look that makes myself think you are cool.

However, upon further inspection, I come to the conclusion that it is just sexual attraction.

This figure of speech does not exceed my expectations and in further context is not 'something real' so I would much rather keep wackin' (off).

Why bother?[edit]

It is going to hurt me.

It is probably going to metaphorically kill my feelings when you desert me.

This sceanario has already happened to me two times before now.

And I will not allow it to happen to myself anymore.

I've known a lot of girls before[edit]

So there will not be any negative benefits of knowing one more, right?

Perhaps we could even co-operate.

There is also a chance that you may, figuratively, break my heart the coming summer.

Why bother? (2)[edit]

It is going to hurt me.

It is probably going to metaphorically kill my feelings when you desert me.

This sceanario has already happened to me two times before now.

And I will not allow it to happen to myself anymore.

It's a crying shame I'm all alone[edit]

Nix with yourself, nor the other female human, nor any human for that matter.

Will you knock myself on my nogging?

Upon doing so, you could leave an opening in which I can escape from.

Why bother? (3)[edit]

It is going to hurt me.

It is probably going to metaphorically kill my feelings when you desert me.

This sceanario has already happened to me two times before now.

And I will not allow it to happen to myself anymore.

Why bother? (Reprise)[edit]

It is going to hurt me. (It is probably going to metaphorically kill my feelings when you desert me)

Why bother? (It is going to hurt me)

Why bother? (Why bother?)

It is going to hurt me. (It is going to hurt me)

Why bother?

It is going to hurt me.