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UnTunes:Baking

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Baking
Baking cover
Song by Weezer
Released December 21, 2022

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Artist: Weezer

Writen by: Rivers Cuomo

Album: SZNZ: Winter

Lyrics[edit]

Under the teachers guiding for an hour

Chef is looking for me ‘cuz his job is to flour

I don’t want to cook, and I won’t make a dish

I don’t need a stupid cake


I’m still in my apron watching starvation

I’d be glad to leave here with a bit of sourdough

I wish you would teach me, give a little water

Maybe just a piece of the pie


I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Could you give a little yeast

And tell me when the oven is preheated

I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Baking (bacon)

Baking


I was following the recipe, you’re the one who wrote it

When I try my best, you shoot a cannon of spaghetti

I’ve been growing garlic

You’ve been getting charcoal

But I believe we still have a meal


I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Could you give a little yeast

And tell me when the oven is preheated

I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Baking (bacon)

Baking


Ooo soup-soup

Don’t make me bake alone

Ooo soup-soup-soup

Don’t make me bake alone


Down to the toaster

I’m going for the damper

And ooo soup soup

Don’t make me cook alone


Ohh, ohh

Over and over and over, and over, and over

I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Could you give a little yeast

And tell me when the oven is preheated

I can’t knead this dough for the sake of my own life

Baking (bacon)

Baking (bacon)