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Today's featured article – What's with these homies dissin' my girl? What's with these homies dissin' my girl? That's the question I've gotta ask. Seriously, why do they gotta front? It's not like my girl ever did anything to these homies. What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent? The dissing incident occured last Saturday in a grocery store, when a group of homies approached us while I was retrieving a frozen pizza. They then laughed at her and made various cat calls, many of them mysoginistic in nature. I approached a store employee and described to him the homies that dissed my girl, but when he approached the homies and asked them if they dissed my girl, they fronted and said they didn't. It should be noted that the dissing preceded the fronting, and not the other way around. (more...) Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Rivers Cuomo kidnapped a girl in 1994 and I have the proof By now we should all be familiar with the pop-rock band Weezer. They have regularly sold millions of copies of every album, and while some of their albums are polarizing among fans, they still remain beloved today. However, the lead vocalist for the pop-rock band Weezer has a sinister side; Rivers Cuomo kidnapped a girl in 1994 and locked her in his garage, and I have the proof. (more...) In the news Conan O'Brien leaks SZNZ: Winter Weezer kicked off Broadway Patrick gets assaulted by an obessed frisbee Rivers takes on Spotify ( listen) Brian buys Taco Bell, only to shut it down Rivers loses his sex, again ( listen) (pictured) Rivers gets promoted Scott is declared the King of Sex Buddy Holly sues Weezer for defamation Did the Foo Fighters rig the 2022 Grammys? Today's featured picture Rivers named the Teal album as such, just so that he could make this pun to the haters that didn't want a covers album. Image credit: a photographer

Discography

Main albums: Weezer Episode I: The Blue Menace (1994) • Weezer Episode II: Attack of the Green (2001) • Weezer Episode III: Revenge of the Red (2008) • Weezer Episode IV: A New White (2016) • Weezer Episode V: The Teal Strikes Back (2019) • Weezer Episode VI: Return of the Black (2019)

Other albums: Pinkerton (1996) • Maladroit (2002) • Make Believe (2005) • Raditude (2009) • Death to False Metal (2010) • Hurley (2010) • Everything Will Be Alright in the End (2014) • Pacific Daydream (2017) • OK Human (2021) • Van Weezer (2021) • SZNZ (Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter) (2022)

Cancelled albums: Songs from the Black Hole (1995) • Ecce Homo (2014)

Notable songs: "Basketball" • "Pissing in the Wind" • "The British Are Coming" • "Where's My Sex?" • "Why Bother?"