UnTunes:Pissing in the Wind

Artist: Weezer

Written by: Rivers Cuomo

Album: Nobody's Watching

Lyrics[edit]

Think I saw you in a Golden Shower porno

You were drenched, so you left to get a towel, woah

Was that a boy that was in the back of you?

Immature sex tricks never blew my thingy

Oh, you’re pissing in the wind

Pissing in the wind

It’s not your fault you’re a pisser just like me, woah

You got a D in all your holes (very painful, baby)

You’re just a victim of money, pleasure, and white stuff (thought I’d taste some)

You need about twenty more years of bladder control

For those without comedic tastes, the fanboys at Weezerpedia have an article about Pissing in the Wind.

Oh, you’re pissing in the wind

Pissing in the wind

Drink your water, yeah

Go to the bathroom, yeah

I could star in a sitcom about pissing

Blow my load and write on my notepad, oh

Watch you run for the toilet

Piss again and again ‘til you’re out of liquid

Oh, you’re pissing in the wind

Pissing in the wind