Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General

General

Code	Result	What links here	Description
{{User Eaten By Grue}}	This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again later.	What links here
{{User Page Problems}}	GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.	What links here
{{User Failed}}	This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.	What links here
{{AdminUser3}}	This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	What links here
{{article count|5}}	5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.	What links here
{{audio count|2}}	2 This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.	What links here
{{user created n userboxes|8}}	This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy.	What links here
{{BureaucratUser}}	This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.	What links here
{{southpaw}}	This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{northpaw}}	This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.	What links here
{{satanic}}	This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.	What links here
{{User IQ|111}}	This user's IQ is 111.	What links here
{{User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Always borrow from a pessimist - they never expect it back. Help!	What links here
{{User iamafish-en}}	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamalemming-en}}	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	What links here
{{User iamamonarch-en}}	This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair}}	This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair2}}	See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair3}}	No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama. <-- See?	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair4}}	Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair5}}	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.	What links here
{{LlamaRockingChair6}}	Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away.	What links here
{{User Senioritis}}	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.	What links here
{{User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	What links here
{{user mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	What links here
{{user angel}}	This user is an angel.	What links here
{{user grue}}	This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	What links here
{{User Leon Fan}}	This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.id2	What links here
{{User Mind reader}}	This user is reading your thoughts!	What links here
{{User Nietzsche Fan}}	This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.id2	What links here
{{User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	What links here
{{User Poor}}	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.	What links here
{{user procrastinate}}	...This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.	What links here
{{User serviceable-no}}	No user serviceable parts inside.	What links here
{{User clone|Username}}	This user is an evil clone of Username.	What links here	this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}	This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!	What links here
{{user notanumber}}	This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!	What links here
{{User Asian}}	This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.id2	What links here
{{User CS}}	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.id2	What links here
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}	Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.	What links here
{{User shiny}}	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	What links here
{{User Official}}	Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.	What links here
{{Steal userboxes}}	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.	What links here
{{User ubox trading card}}	This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.	What links here
{{User shuvel|he or she}}	This user gots a shuvel. Yes he or she does.	What links here
{{User wizard}}	This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.	What links here
{{User Alien Anteater}}	This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!	What links here
{{User paint}}	This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.	What links here
{{User adorable}}	This user is adorable.	What links here
{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}	This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.	What links here
{{User anon}}	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....id2	What links here
{{Rent}}	RENTThis space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.	What links here
{{Blank_rent}}	— This space for rent.	What links here
{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}	This user raises their own chickenbox.	What links here
{{Userbox Template}}	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	What links here
{{User Euroipods}}	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	What links here
{{User EvilClown}}	This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns	What links here
{{NoGoodUserboxes}}	[insert content here]This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.	What links here
{{Random User}}	This user is a incredible shitty jeans that likes to negate while lifeless cheery dead flounders vomit his lithium.	What links here
{{User random thing}}	This user is the random nonsensical houseplant that blessed his nipple inside of your houseplant so you must write him/her with your nonsensical houseplant.	What links here
{{User random-colors/named}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes.	What links here
{{User diamond}}	This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User pearl}}	This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User platinum}}	This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{User See}}	This user can see what you don't.	What links here
{{User Sense}}	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.	What links here
{{CuteKiss}}	Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page! Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*	What links here
{{fire}}	This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head	What links here
{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}	Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!	What links here
{{User mcdude}}	Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan	What links here
{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}	This user is a reincarnation of some guy.	What links here
{{WTFWTF}}	Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)	What links here
{{User 921}}	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.	What links here
{{Ubx hates Wikia}}	This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.	What links here
{{Caffeine}}	This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)	What links here
{{User 42}}	This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.	What links here
{{I Like Cheese}}	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	What links here
{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}	WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!	What links here
{{User Black Knight}}	BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!	What links here
{{User sad nerd person}}	This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person. However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.	What links here
{{User terrorist}}	This user is a terrorist and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.	What links here
{{Ginger}}	Warning: This user is Ginger and is liable to explode without warning	What links here
{{User Over9000}}	This user is Over 9000.	What links here
{{User:Un-Citation Needed/User Gullible}}	GullibleThis user is really gullible!	What links here
{{Badass}}	This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.	What links here
{{User dyscalculia}}	This user has dyscalculia and therefore, does not understand the average clock. However, they make up for it by being very good at writing.	What links here
{{User lives in|Some town some place|Some country}}	This user lives in Some town some place, Some country.	What links here

Age Group

Code	Result	What links here	Description
{{user age|X}}	X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.	What links here
{{User teen}}	teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.	What links here
{{Youngadult}}	YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.	What links here
{{Adult Body}}	A This user is an adult in body only.	What links here
{{user adult}}	A This user is an adult and so doesn't know what fun is.	What links here
{{User immortal}}	∞ This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.	What links here
{{User OAP}}	OAP This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips.	What links here

sex/orientation

Code	Result	What links here	Description
{{user girl}}	♀This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.	What links here
{{user girl femme}}	This user is a girly-girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.	What links here
{{user boy}}	♂This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	What links here
{{user boy non-feminist}}	♂ This user is a boy and is made of... (This user also refuses to say the expected bullshit. No need for feminism)	What links here
{{user baby boy}}	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	What links here
{{user baby girl}}	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.	What links here
{{user no gender}}	♀♂This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.	What links here
{{User no gender two}}	This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.	What links here
{{User straight}}	This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.	What links here
{{user straight 2}}	This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.	What links here
{{Queer}}	This user is Queer and is disliked by 'family groups' and the Westboro Baptist Church alike.	What links here
{{GayUser}}	This user is Openly Gay. And is unabashedly proud of that fact.	What links here
{{user bi}}	This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share.	What links here
{{user heteroflexable}}	This user identifies as heteroflexible which means they can't afford to be too choosy.	What links here
{{user homoflexable}}	This user identifies as homoflexible which means they can't afford to be too choosy.	What links here
{{user confused}}	This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.	What links here
{{user asexual}}	This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.	What links here
{{user monosexual}}	BSL This user identifies as monosexual this means that they have a boring sex life.	What links here
{{User antisexual}}	SexThis user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.	What links here
{{User Pansexual}}	This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.	What links here
{{TransgenderedUser}}	"Neither fish nor fowl..." This user is made up of snakes, snails, puppydog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. Or they may be made up of something entirely different like lint and fish scales or frog legs. In any case, they are transgendered and do not easily fit into male or female categories. This user has not been asked to be on Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake yet and is somewhat disappointed, but will continue to work diligently on being more white trashy. They disagree strongly with the doctor present at their birth who was positive their gender was whatever he said it was. Note: This user is now accepting donations for help paying for sexual reassignment surgeries and hormones.	What links here

Marital Status

Code	Result	What links here	Description
{{user single}}	This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.	What links here
{{user single2}}	This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.	What links here
{{user girlfriend wish}}	This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.	What links here
{{user boyfriend wish}}	This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.	What links here
{{user hugger}}	This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!	What links here
{{user fuck wish}}	This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't.	What links here
{{user married}}	This user is married and is completely faithful.	What links here
{{user married2}}	This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...	What links here
{{user gay married}}	This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!	What links here