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Rest In Peace brave souls
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In Memoriam
Is it with great sadness that Uncyclopedia must report the loss of two of the most beloved members of the Uncyclopedian Community. A day of mourning has been announced.
Todd "Howlin'" Lyons and Some "Fingers" User worked tirelessly for the betterment of others, and both in their own unique ways have improved and left their mark on the Uncyclopedia you see before you today. Their self sacrifice will long be remembered, and plans are underway to erect a fitting monument, the Tomb of the Unknown Contributor.
A minute's deletion is to be observed.
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February 11: Latin Day
- 477 - Lorem Ipsum, dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit.
- 530 - Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
- 844 - Suspendisse commodo magna.
- 917 - Fusce fermentum odio sed libero.
- 1120 - Suspendisse auctor ornare libero.
- 1285 - Phasellus non mauris nec nibh cursus vulputate.
- 1346 - Curabitur fringilla metus sit amet eros.
- 1776 - Rome is invaded by Barbarians, meaning you don't have to learn what this means.
- 1873 - Some idiot decides that you should learn it anyway, and Latin classes are created.
- 1917 - In Russia Sovietica te Latina discet.
- 1920 - "Forma papillarum quam fuit apta premit" is translated for the first time by a 13 year old. Sniggering is invented.
- 1944 - Omesay idiotay illskay ethay astlay idiotay anday ecidesday atthat ouyay ouldshay earnlay Igpay Atlinlay insteaday.
- 1975 - Vae victus!
- 1989 - Carpe abdominum, caveat nauseum, jetsam creamius cornium. Ecch.
- 2006 - Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles.
- 2007 - The Latin-Canadian war ends. Canada is the victor.
- 2008 - Futue te ipsum et caballerum tuum
- 2009 - E Pluribus Unum
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| Word of the Day
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Death
Try to use it in conversation.
Knowledge is power.
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| In the news
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- Oscar Wilde writes a poem showing what he thinks about the deaths of Some User and Todd Lyons(he misses them very much).
- Editors of uncyclopedia.wikia.com die and appoint earwig-human hybrid to manage Recent News.
- Jesus was revived. But Norwegian Space Ottars mistook him for a fish and buried him in their gardens. He died.
- Gothic people slit their wrists and write tragic poems, nothing newsworthy there...
- The emos commit mass suicide, but nobody cares...duh...
- Mourners flow through the streets of New York in melodramatic fashion,
demonstrating, parading, blocking traffic and inciting riots.
- All Uncyclopedians are wearing black armbands.
- The Japanese are comitting mass seppuku.
- The British are maintaining a stiff upper lip. In France, rioting ensues.
- Physicists at IITb publish a paper no one could understand. Basically they wanted 1 hour of strict mourning to be observed.
- The State Department for Social Security will NOT pay successors' pensions to the relatives.
- All the Russians are drunk. All the Dutch are stoned. Peyote use at an alarming high among Native Americans.
- In the middle east the streets are full of women wailing loudly.
- The Americans have organised a drive through service.
a duh /b/ was here
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| If anyone cares on a day like today...
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*... in just one week you can learn the complete lyrics to the 1960s song Batman?
- ... a Missouri woman lived for years on ketchup packets? They can be made into excellent flooring if you are careful.
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