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Grand Cross of the Order

“Where humor is concerned, there are no standards — no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. Only a very foolish man will use a form of language that is wholly uncertain in its effect. That is the nature of humor.”
~ John Kenneth Galbraith on humour

Nothing says "Japan" like a trip to one of Sanrio's many Hello Titty shrines

Ego, Vanity and Whatnot

Occasionally I get up off my ass (or more correctly, sit down on it) and make a page of my own, to which no one ever goes.

I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).

My future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.

This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work. Ask this user about joining!

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is a spoiled
Mummy's little darling.
Observe their cuddliness.

The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865

UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen)

UnNews:Chuck_Norris_on_secularism:_the_single_greatest_threat_that_America_has_ever_faced

UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden

My very own pages

(A) indicates that I did the audio too. I'm sorry.

(S) indicates satire. While there are some funny satirical pages listed here without this warning, this symbol is for the ones that aren't funny. I'm not sorry.

(FA) and (QFA) are featured and quasi-featured articles, respectively.

Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.

L'enfant Terrible Period

As some of my earliest original pages these range from good but dry to, well, blah.

Canada/History
Sack Religion Warning: Some text written in "biblicaleze". Also it's really long and kind of weird. You have been warned.
Pointless Rants:
- Pointless Inventions
- Pointless Hollywood

Pages that I didn't start, but have improved (hopefully)

Just the Audio

My Very Own Pointless...

Gallery
Pointless, Just Pointless Musings

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