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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Mrs. God's blog

Just a few words from me, Mrs God. I know you haven’t heard from me much over the years, but now that my hubby’s away…

First of all, let me reassure everyone – “God is not dead”. We heard a lot of that in the 60s. It wasn’t true then and it’s not true now. Phew!

It IS true that He picked up a bit of a coke habit – and I can tell you, God moved in some peculiar ways back then. But we’ve finally persuaded Him to face His issues and booked Him into Rehab – He said “No, no, no” for thirty years and when God says “No” it’s very hard to change His mind but He's finally checked into the Priory and we're hoping He can work through some of His issues and make a full recovery.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation

UnScripts - UnScripts:Who built the moon

Unfomercials - Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps

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Religion in the News

UnNews:Sarah Palin gets done doggy style

UnNews:Policeman sues force because 'he needed a bloody good shave'

UnNews:God admits "I experimented with evolution"

UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment

UnNews:Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake

UnNews:Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000

UnNews:Ireland Bans Clerical Child Sex Abuse

UnNews:Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory

UnNews:Shopping assistants aspire to become serial killers

UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!

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~ Apple iTunes EULA Part 10 on stupid policies (Don't believe me? Google it!}}

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