Portal:Religion

Portal:Religion

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal. By far the holiest portal you will ever find.

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

BRISTOL, England - George Fasarta, the Bristolian who claimed to have found God, has been charged with ‘Wasting Police Time’ by local police. Excitement spread all around the Christian world last week, as it was reported that Fasarta, a 42-year-old baker from the north of the city, had definitely located the Almighty who had been missing/presumed dead for almost 2000 years. But now police say they believe Fasarta was simply an attention seeker who repeatedly changed his story. more...

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The Messiah, according to Courtnology. Unlike prophecies, this is based in fact.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth

UnScripts - UnScripts:Who built the moon

Unfomercials - Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps

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Religion in the News

• UnNews:Westboro Baptist Church protests Uncyclopedia

• UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

• UnNews:God admits "I experimented with evolution"

• UnNews:Chupacabras latest pet craze

• UnNews:Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet

• UnNews:Elsuive Duckist killing Sheep release statement

• UnNews:In space, no one can hear the call to prayerl

• UnNews:Mosque comments taken out of context

• UnNews:Shopping assistants aspire to become serial killers

• UnNews:Westboro Baptist Church protests Uncyclopedia

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Quote of the Week

“It's only a comedy because people get submerged in dung.”

~ Dante on The Divine Comedy

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Did you know...

• ...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• ...God is pissed off?
• ...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• ...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• ...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
• ...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• ...Bahais have the best bud?
• ...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• ...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• ...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• ...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• ...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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Spiritually Bankrupt Articles

Religion

'Til Eulenspiegel's merry pranks - Amen - Bible Adventures - Christian Metal - Damnation - Evil Jesus - Fred Phelps - Gnostic - Hinduism - Ignatius of Loyola - Jehovah's Witness - Karma - Landover Baptist Church - Mexican Jesus - Ninja-Pirate Assembly of God - Prayer - Qu'ran - Religious relic trading - Soul market - The Holy Rock - Unitarian Universalism - Virtue - Wicca - Xristianity - You have two cows/19 -

Zombie Christianity

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Religious Articles That Need Help

Anti-Semitism - Baal - Colloquialism - Driver's License in the World Religions - Eastern Unorthodox - Feng shui - Greek mythology - Heck - It takes a good Muslim to work out good Islamic jokes - Jesus 2.0 - Kansas Board of Education - Martin Luther King Jr. - Magnetism - New atheism - Original sin - Protestantism - Qu'ran Canker Sore 31 - Ramayana - Space Clowns - The gospel according to Jim - U2 - Veggiestrology - Whitism -

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