Portal:Religion

Portal:Religion

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal. By far the holiest portal you will ever find.

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Zen

Zen is not. Except when it is.

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There is some confusion as to whether Jesus actually rode a raptor, or had a pack of attack raptors.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth

UnScripts - UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden

Unfomercials - Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps

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Religion in the News

• UnNews:God sues for copyright infringement

• UnNews:Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job

• UnNews:God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.

• UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment

• UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!"

• UnNews:Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal

• UnNews:Noah's ark to sail again

• UnNews:Military seeks to accommodate all religious faiths

• UnNews:Roman Catholic Church changes name to "We Hate Abortion"

• UnNews:Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes

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Quote of the Week

“Eh, it's fine, really. No big deal. I'm not offended.”

~ God on Apatheism

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Did you know...

• ...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• ...God is pissed off?
• ...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• ...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• ...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
• ...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• ...Bahais have the best bud?
• ...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• ...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• ...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• ...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• ...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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Spiritually Bankrupt Articles

Religion

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Religious Articles That Need Help

Anti-Semitism - Bhagavad Gita - Colloquialism - Discalced Carmelites - Eucharist - Fitna - Greek mythology - Holy cock - It's hard out here for a pimp - Jainism - Kansas Board of Education - Martin Luther King Jr. - Mono - Nun - Original sin - Protestant Reformation - Quakers - Ramayana - Space Clowns - The Flood Trial - Un-religion - Veggiestrology - Wikipedianity -

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