Portal:Religion

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

BRISTOL, England - George Fasarta, the Bristolian who claimed to have found God, has been charged with ‘Wasting Police Time’ by local police. Excitement spread all around the Christian world last week, as it was reported that Fasarta, a 42-year-old baker from the north of the city, had definitely located the Almighty who had been missing/presumed dead for almost 2000 years. But now police say they believe Fasarta was simply an attention seeker who repeatedly changed his story. more...

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The Messiah, according to Courtnology. Unlike prophecies, this is based in fact.

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Books and Other Media

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Religion in the News

UnNews:Sarah Palin gets done doggy style

UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins

UnNews:God admits "I experimented with evolution"

UnNews:Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series

UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!"

UnNews:Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000

UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride

UnNews:Mosque comments taken out of context

UnNews:Satanic front group convenes in Vienna

UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah

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