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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Atomic Mass

Atomic Mass is the church service held every Sunday for Christian Scientists. Pioneered in 1951 by Nobel Prize-winning chemist Glenn T. Seaborg, it is a highly modernized service that combines centuries-old Christian tradition with contemporary scientific concepts. Contrary to most uses of the name "Mass" for Christian services, Christian Scientists are not in fact in full communion with the Roman Catholic Church, retaining the name instead because of its scientific connotations.

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Jesus survived 40 days in the desert, thanks to his trusty automatic weapon.

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Books and Other Media

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Religion in the News

UnNews:Pope concerned about spherical earth

UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture

UnNews:God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.

UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment

UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

UnNews:Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead

UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride

UnNews:Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job

UnNews:Praying pilot jailed

UnNews:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"

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