Portal:Religion

Portal:Religion

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal. By far the holiest portal you will ever find.

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Zen

Zen is not. Except when it is.

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There is some confusion as to whether Jesus actually rode a raptor, or had a pack of attack raptors.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:God's Guide to Parenting

UnScripts - UnScripts:Who built the moon

Unfomercials - Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps

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Religion in the News

• UnNews:God sues for copyright infringement

• UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

• UnNews:God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.

• UnNews:Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide

• UnNews:Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake

• UnNews:Elsuive Duckist killing Sheep release statement

• UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride

• UnNews:Military seeks to accommodate all religious faiths

• UnNews:Roman Catholic Church changes name to "We Hate Abortion"

• UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share

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Quote of the Week

“It means every reaction is followed by an action.”

~ Alfred E. Neuman on Karma.

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Did you know...

• ...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• ...God is pissed off?
• ...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• ...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• ...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
• ...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• ...Bahais have the best bud?
• ...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• ...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• ...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• ...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• ...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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Spiritually Bankrupt Articles

Religion

'Til Eulenspiegel's merry pranks - A.R.C. - Bahá'í - Chronikkah - Damnation - Eggnogsticism - Freedom of Expression - God Hates Fags - Holy Bible: Revised Neocon Edition - Ignatius of Loyola - Jewish Dietary Laws - Kosher - LaVeyan Vegetarianism - McJesus - Ninja-Pirate Assembly of God - PgUp - Qu'ran - Ramtha - Shroud of Napkin - Totally Torah: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers. - Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps - Voidism - Wheel of Deities - XBible 360 - You have two cows/19 -

Zombie Christianity

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Religious Articles That Need Help

Allah's law - Bill (son of God) - Cyborg Jesus - Deity Election - Episcopal Church - Fuck it - Gods - Hi-fi - Intolerance - Jeohovas witness - Kansas Board of Education - Martin Luther King Jr. - Moloch - Nun - Original sin - Passover - Quakers - Republican Jesus - Santa Claus - The Ten Plagues of Egypt - U2 - Veggiestrology - Wikipedianity -

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