Portal:Religion

Portal:Religion

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal. By far the holiest portal you will ever find.

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Zen is not. Except when it is.

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The Messiah, according to Courtnology. Unlike prophecies, this is based in fact.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks - UnBooks:Catholic Church's Version of Harry Potter

UnScripts - UnScripts:Who built the moon

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Religion in the News

• UnNews:Pope gets new hat

• UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible

• UnNews:God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.

• UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment

• UnNews:Communion gets a makeover. Meet: ‘Jesus Cakes'!

• UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism

• UnNews:In space, no one can hear the call to prayerl

• UnNews:Latest Bible sequel sales disappointment

• UnNews:Seals of the Apocalypse discovered

• UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!

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Quote of the Week

“To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and there'!”

~ Sarah Michelle Gellar on Baphomet.

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Did you know...

• ...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• ...God is pissed off?
• ...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• ...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• ...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
• ...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• ...Bahais have the best bud?
• ...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• ...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• ...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• ...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• ...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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Spiritually Bankrupt Articles

Religion

'Til Eulenspiegel's merry pranks - Apatheism - Beer - Creationism - DinoJesus - Evil Jesus - Freedom of speech - Goth - Hyena blazing - Islam - Jedi - Khalil Gibran - Landover Baptist Church - McWorship - Occult - Ponyism - Qu'ran - Reasons to become an Atheist - Satanic Bible - The Force - Unitarian Universalism - Voidism - Wild Jews - Xenu - Yenta -

Zombie Christianity

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Religious Articles That Need Help

Anti-Semitism - Belief - Church of Awesomeness - Duckism - Eris (Space) - Fitna - Ganesha - Holiness - Intolerance - Jesús - Kansas Board of Education - Martin Luther King Jr. - Macintosh is Satan - New atheism - Original sin - Passover - Qu'ran Canker Sore 31 - Rapist - San Andreas Fault - The Holy Ghost - United Church of Awesome - Veggiestrology - Whitism -

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