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Undictionary:Europium

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For those obsessed with experts, Uncyclopedia has an article about: Europium.

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Europium (Atomic symbol , uncountable)

  1. (atomic science) A heavy but notoriously unstable element created as part of a mad science experiment at the Large Hadron Collider in the immediate post-World War 2 era. Created in a misguided attept to transmute the elements, this was originally based on a Francium-Germanium collision in which the resulting atom was neutrally observed by CERN Switzerland to have an atomic weight of six. The experiment should have been left at this point; unfortunately, evil scientists continued colliding other atoms (such as Polonium) to produce an element with an atomic weight of 28. Europium's unusually-dense structure is composed mostly of neutrons and inert matter, which are sadly prone to decay into various equally-dense isotopes of Administratium. Europium reacts violently if exposed to Americium. The half-life of this element is short; the 28-proton Europium quickly began to break down by undergoing a process known as Brexit, leaving nothing but fallout and a toxic environment which will take thousands of years to remediate. This unfortunate experiment will therefore never be repeated, for the sake of humanity.
Periodic table of the elements
H He
Li Be B C N O F Ne
Na Mg Al Si P S Cl Ar
K Ca Sc Ti V Cr Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn Ga Ge As Se Br Kr
Rb Sr Y Zr Nb Mo Tc Ru Rh Pd Ag Cd In Sn Sb Te I Xe
Cs Ba Lu Hf Ta W Re Os Ir Pt Au Hg Tl Pb Bi Po At Rn
Fr Ra Lr Rf Db Sg Bh Hs Mt Ds Rg Cn Nh Fl Mc Lm Ts Og
La Ce Pr Nd Pm Sm Eu Gd Tb Dy Ho Er Tm Yb
Ac Th Pa U Np Pu Am Cm Bk Cf Es Fm Md No