Euclid's Elements is the first periodic table that consisted of air, earth, fire, and water. The wall charts were about 10 inches by 10 inches, and were inexpensive to print. A conspiracy among printing corporations led to the modern periodic table that required all science classrooms to replace their wall decorations with newer, larger, and more expensive posters. Euclid also wrote a humorous song listing all the elements (which he called "Elements"), although it was quite short.
Many people believe that weed also should be considered a basic element. But weed in fact is not a basic element, but a marriage or fine tweaking of all the gods of the elementals to give us weed.
Air + Earth
Certain combinations of the two are really cool.
Water + Air
This category is potentially dangerous, too much air mixed with water and your screwed man!
Air + Fire + Water
This category should be censored, bitches!! Don't tell anyone, but this is how they make nukes, dude!!!
Earth + Water
Pretty obvious...but great for some sports!!!
Air + Earth + Water
Pretty basic really
Air + Earth + Water + Fire
This is the fun part