Golden shower

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“The gold look of Golden.”

~ Kohler on Golden Showers
This is a Golden showerhead, just part of a Golden shower.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Golden Showers.

Golden Showers, Incorporated; founded in 1980 by Robert Kelly as a result of numerous conversations with Cribs homeowners, and celebrity architects requesting new materials to help them create more opulent bathrooms for the likes of Jay-Z, P. Diddy, and of course, Master P. Golden produces the highest quality shower tile, tubing, fixtures, and even mood lighting from pure solid 24 karat gold. Golden takes pride in the fact that its shower facilities are the only facilities of their kind, dedicated to being created with 100% pure 24 karat gold products, even if it means eventual water contamination due to the corrosion and patina buildup in the Golden brand golden pipes.

The Official Logo© of Golden Showers, Inc.

Consider a Golden shower[edit]

Taking a shower in a Golden shower is certainly something that has charm. Although a bath in a Golden bathtub can be the ultimate luxury, there's just no alternative to the fun of standing below a relaxing Golden showerhead, and critics agree, nothing is more soothing than a nice, warm Golden shower. Sometimes, a Golden shower is the only thing that can relieve the stress your body goes through during those long, hard working hours. The patented Golden massage jets and adjustable nozzles, spraying your body from all different angles and all with different pressures! Just imagine the Golden fun now!!!

Glass Golden shower stalls are extremely popular and give a grand look to the bathroom with all the 24 karat gold flake!

Choosing the best Golden shower type[edit]

If you are thinking about adding a Golden shower to your bathroom to beautify your existing bath chamber, or to just want to remodel the shower you already have, Golden showers are the way to go!

With the following shower design ideas you can definitely have a great looking Golden shower space. Depending upon the total space you have, decide which shower type suits you and get a completely unique bathing experience with a relaxing Golden shower!

Lite™ Golden showers[edit]

A Golden shower filter can be added to turn your bathing liquid into molten gold! Caution: may cause scalding.

Short of space? Well, that doesn't mean you can't have that dream Golden shower installed in your bathroom. Here's one of the smaller shower design ideas: shower enclosure. Yes, with this, your bathtub can double up as a Golden shower area and you (along with your close friends and family) can have the option of bathing under a soothing Golden shower in a cool 24 karat bathtub. Just add the Golden shower fixtures and put up a curved Golden rod to hang a trendy Golden shower curtain. What a great looking place to take a Golden shower! And if you are no longer interested in having a bathtub at all, just replace it with a traditional walk-in Golden shower stall!

Traditional Golden showers[edit]

Walk-in Golden shower stalls are among the most convenient options to add a Golden shower area to your existing bathroom. Consider adding a Golden shower stall in the desired size and shape in any corner of your bathroom to spice up the ambiance of your louvre. Use Golden shower tiles to create a

mosaic effect

on the walls and floor. There are also Golden shower accessories, which are available in a wide range and variety to add the perfect touch of decor to your Golden shower area.

A splendid Golden wet room™[edit]

The golden shower™ inventor and previous sole-proprietor, R. 'O.G. G.S. Supreme' Kelly.

A modern design idea is to convert your entire bathroom into a Golden wet room™. This provides the luxury of having a huge Golden shower area. The term wet room simply means that the entire bathroom will work as a Golden shower space once you turn on those brilliant Golden shower knobs. Just make sure to have slip resistant Golden shower tiles and multiple Golden shower hoses installed for safe and easy cleanup.

Golden nozzles, hoses & extras[edit]

It's time to select the most essential elements - the Golden shower fixtures. For the best Golden shower you must add a hand-held showerhead. Also think about adding Golden shower panels, massage nozzles and jets for an even more luxurious and relaxing Golden shower experience. Also, try a few trendy Golden light fixtures to both lighten and liven up the look of your amazing new Golden shower area!

A note from R. Kelly[edit]

According to Robert Kelly, founder and CEO of Golden Showers, Inc., “From the manufacturer that makes our Golden products to the individuals who buy them, we are commited to creating the best materials and tools, ensuring a better Golden shower future for all of us.

After a magnificent live Golden shower demonstration, he added, “That is our promise. That is our passion.

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