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Week of January 28th

The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at Dave2's Goatse Lair.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: TKF at 20:02, 1 February 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: Hinoa at 20:23, 30 January 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
His opinions have been sent to the circular file and he has been banned for a week. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:24, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo'd. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:23, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
He's a gonner. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:04, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Sent back to Jimbo. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:04, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Ribbit Ribbit. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 21:56, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
The other Jew got him. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 21:56, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Week of January 20th

The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at Olipro's back "garden".
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron at anytime whatsoever.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
Woops Manticore came from the darkness and performed the goods. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:09, Jan 27
Exterminated. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:42, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
He is entitled to his own wrong opinion of us. He is also entitled to an infinite ban, courtesy of Jack Phoenix. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:42, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Hinoa at hammer time.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
  • I'd like to add he made a bunch of unfunny articles. --Dexter111344 22:46, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Already gone by the time you posted him. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 21:28, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, just saw that. Damn computer. --Dexter111344 21:30, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Banned, in the name of Allah, the most gracious. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 13:07, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at Zombiebaron's queen size bed.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
Clubbed by a Kermit. Also, your sig is annoying (I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu). ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 07:34, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Dillo'd -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:12, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
LMFAO!!!! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 04:40, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
"Banned". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:44, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Hah... this is the funniest BP entry I've seen. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:47, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
*Grumbles something about being banned for a day for this sort of thing, then laughs uproariously in spite of himself.* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:09, Jan 21
One week in Siberia. Seriously. That's where you go if you get banned. We've got a whole fucking mine up there. Its not a coal mine or anything. Its a Zombiebaron mine. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:20, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
And the foreman is NXWave, the CEO is Nintendorulez and the camp commander is Manforman ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 07:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)


Week of January 6th

Correction, they seem to be happily removing shit from various sexual articles. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 19, 13:14
No need to worry about him anymore. He's a very bored person. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 01:15, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
Personally, I think any use of that category is questionable, but he got a month off for irony. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:31, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Hinoa at 23:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
Please check the block logs before adding stuff. If you had, you'd have noticed that I took care of both of them yesterday. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
Read the riot act. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:48, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at NXWaves basement. Won't someone help him?.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: Hinoa at 16:53, 12 January 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
Will need to get a new username to continue to edit here. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:40, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Given a trial 2-week ban. User, if he has any reading comprehension skills, should understand that if he continues this dickery when he gets back, it will lead to an infinite ban. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:51, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Blocked until 8 Jan 09. He'll know why. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:21, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
It was going to be a week until he blanked my talkpage. Now it's a month. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:20, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron at 02:28, 11 January 2008 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
Banned by Mhaille MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:31, Jan 9
The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
Please don't list IPs with deleted/soon-to-be deleted contributions. Nobody can find those contributions, and even if we could, we don't want to. If this continues, ban warnings will be handed out accordingly. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:01, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


Week of 31 December

  • Noo! Take me instead! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:27, Jan. 6, 2008
  • Backed down as insisted. I'll delete the article immediately. --NXWave 02:33, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • /me tilts back his chair and waits for NXWave to delete his article, like he said he would :) --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:49, 6 January
Ugh. I've put it on QuickVFD, it isn't being deleted. How long till somebody deletes it? --NXWave 02:53, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

2008 (UTC)

70.153.47.86 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) blanked most of Dog I Am Your Master Insert complaint here 9:01 PM ET 3 January 2008

Blanked today's FA, which I'm too lazy to type the name of.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Killfrog'd --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Week of 24 December

Are you being serious here? I'm tempted to ban you for this entry. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 23:04, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
You are getting slow AE, his body was already cold before it hit the ground. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 20:30, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Gone. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 20:00, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Blanked in return. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:28, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Mhailled. Also, as per your range block request - I didn't see anything else coming from there except for the one already blocked. Drop me a line on my talk page if you have any intel on that. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:28, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Gone. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:28, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Add to that his sock puppet blanked some pages. --Dexter111344 22:44, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
AND, he is the sock puppet of Paperclips (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) who was permanently banned if memory serves me correct. --Dexter111344 23:22, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Gone for a week for messing with Angela. The first sock is gone. As for himself, I didn't see any cutting proof that he is in fact a sock of paperclips, except for stealing ZB's userpage once more. If anyone wishes to ask sannse to run a checkuser, he is more than welcome. I'm too lazy. Also, Elvis?!?! You're alive!!! ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:37, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Find me someone to ban!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Not a bannable offense. Yet. Dropped a friendly note on his talk page. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 14:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC)


Week of 17 December

59.93.220.26 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - Created several pages with "?????????????????????????????" -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at His Secret Zionist HQ.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
  • Seems like a noob who doesn't know what's up, according to his question. You could have just left a message on his talk page. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 19:45, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Have you seen Squigle's original username? And what's exactly inappropriate with his name? I'd like you to start thinking before you list someone on the ban patrol. ~ Mordillo where is my LICK PUSSY? 19:45, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

203.124.2.24 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) Pants edits, just started blanking user pages. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:42, Dec 22

The users listed below were checked out by: Zombiebaron at his castle in the sky..
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.

He's already been inserted into Ban Patrol. --NXWave 21:32, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I thought it was spam, not XMas cards. As I messed that nomination up, feel free to strike out the entry--Æ 21:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
His grammar is atrocious as well, I was able to point out eight errors in one line! Clearly not the real deal--Æ 14:59, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Did you ever think he might just be doing it to get attention now? Anyway, you people need to stop commenting on my posts. Ban patrol is not for conversations. I don't want to get banned again. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:44, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
I'll keep my mouth shut on BP from now on. --Æ 21:20, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Come on now. He hasn't even gotten a chance to prove himself yet. --NXWave 22:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
See the forum for evidence--Æ 22:47, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Fool, Everybody knows no Proxy can create an account as the Captcha system doesn't work on proxies. So this would be the proxy that access the account. Not the one that created it. --NXWave 21:05, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Assorted administrators at 20:14, 19 December 2007 (UTC).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
3 days. —Hinoa talk.kun 06:02, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Sigh... I hate it when contributors just go away and do that (Donut Zeke: Never Forget) --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:38, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Donut who now? ;) —Hinoa talk.kun 06:02, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Not not banned by TKF. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
No ban--what he removed was shitty anyway. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
2 weeks for assorted dickery. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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