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Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

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RBD

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Locomotive

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  • Keep. It is a train wreck but an unusual one. I agreed AT-ST was just too weird to keep but this isn't that bad if somewhat littered with stubby paragraphs. In fact it would be a feature of the week at the Padded Cell (a.k.a. illogicopedia) . A mild clean up suggested. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:38, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04 Mar 2010 ~ 07:55 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is the other contribution by Darth Dominus, who gave us AT-ST, at least he did until we voted it into oblivion today. I would nominate and throw it into youse's laps, as I really don't know what the hell this author is doing, but that isn't allowed any more, so I'll nom and delete and just say: It is a bit surprising that he blinded me--with science! Spıke Ѧ  01:02 3-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per Spike. What the hell is the author trying to do? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
  • don't care don't care don't care. --Roman Dog Bird 01:07, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg They started out with a Locomotive article Image removed by order of Mordillo but they ended up with a trainwreck. (Yeeaaaaaahhhh!!!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg No. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:06, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Send this to hell. --Wilytank 18:43, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Everybody's doing a brand new dance now; and it sure as hell isn't 'The Locomotive'. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:23, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • What? No more planting cartoons in vote boxes? I'm going back to /gif/ where they're nice! Spıke Ѧ 12:26 5-Mar-10

Kurvatia

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  • Weaker keeper. Not the best page, but far from the worst. Population, "not many, because of the wolves" funny while uncorrect (never a recorded case of a wolf attacking a human). This is another page where a few minutes fix-up and edit sweep would get the patient out of bed. I bet you two otters that it could be done. Aleister in Chains 15:16 25 Feb. MMX
Tell you what, let me play with it. Hiatus and I were saying how much each of us likes broken English pages, if done well, and I thought of doing one on purpose. This could be it! Al in Chains, few minutes later
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Thank you for defending wolves, but don't change that line--It is funny and plays to stereotypes of Transylvania. SkinFan complained about one of my several one-sentence, crap explanations of the US Constitution in UnNews, but funny beats correct. I have now given the article a heavy copy-edit, unfortunately deleting all the endearing foreigner-speak I raved about in Comments. The article is not bad now, though I don't insist we need a second article on Croatia. Spıke Ѧ  13:03 2-Mar-10
Sterotypes are my favorite food, so of course. Spike, I need you over at talk:unununium. Al in Chains, a few minutes later
  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep for now and add the merge template. --Mn-z 03:54, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I have a soft spot for botched foreign English. "It would be quite a nice country to live there." Someone tell me where this article fits with Croatia, slightly listy, slightly vandalized. Kurvatia is essentially unchanged since Sep-07. Spıke Ѧ  18:20 22-Feb-10
Correction, Croatia was full of vanity, pidgin English (not as endearing as Kurvatia started), and inscrutable grammar. It's better now; and Aleister promises to move the overlong, bilingual parody of Night Before Christmas to a final resting place in UnPoetia. Spıke Ѧ 03:34 5-Mar-10 Correction, Aleister evidently promised that I would do it. Now done, but I am not going to try to make that poem use meter, nor have it on my Watch list; and none of us are going to decide whether the Croatian parts are really funny. Spıke Ѧ 23:08 5-Mar-10
  • Should this be merged anywhere with the Croatia article? I am guessing the original writer of this was possibly Serbian.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:39, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • If it loses, please move it to my user space and I'll add more botched english to it to make it so cute you can spit rose buds. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 2:12 1 3 mmx
  • Article incorporates {{Europe}}, but is not mentioned in {{Europe}}. If it is kept, the template should be revised. (I'll do so if I see this table after Keep and before archiving.) Spıke Ѧ  20:32 2-Mar-10
    • Ideally, this should be merged with Croatia. I dislike adding fake nations or redundant versions of real nations to sectional templates, as it encourages people to create several weak articles on the same subject, instead of working together to create one good article. In fact, as a general rule, I dislike articles about fake subjects or redundant versions of real subjects. But I digress. --Mn-z 03:52, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
You have a valid point; Croatia's residents are said to be coffee-drinking gossips, whereas Kurvatia's are merely descendents of whores. But the take is not that different and I see no special reason for multiple Croatia articles. Then again, I'm not one.... Spıke Ѧ 04:17 6-Mar-10

🔒 To Kill a Mockingbird H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Keep?There's a good skeleton to work with here... give it to me if it doesn't survive.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Mar 2010 ~ 07:22 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Wilytank 12:30, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote.svg Commit to Happytimes--There is indeed a base to build on. Spıke Ѧ 12:32 5-Mar-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It caught me laughing. I personally, if I vote 'keep' on a work-needed page, often go onto it and do at least some clean-up or additions, and maybe should always do that. So I'll put in a few minutes, but it looks like Happytimes likey this pagey. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 15:22 5.3.mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. It might be worth something someday... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 17:07, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • {{Keep}] per above. --Mn-z 03:57, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:Oh Shit

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It hasn't been used anywhere, and serves no purpose.--UnEditor510 drop us a line, mate 21:01, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does nothing but invoke an illustration. Another greeting-card template. Spıke Ѧ 21:20 5-Mar-10
  • der --Roman Dog Bird 22:13, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. actually, this is unused, so it should have been taken to QVFD. --Mn-z 03:44, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
    oh yeah --der 05:22, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Gatsby

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The Score

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  • Comment. Like so many articles that end up here, I suspect newcomers have been reading some very old uncyclopedia links which may explain works like this. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:54, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Paramore

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  • It's the work of many anons according to the history. Seems to act like fly paper for a pile of unfunny rant crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:00, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Time Squad

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Take an unnotable cartoon from about 10 years ago, add Beavis and Butthead and... well nothing happens really. You get a lot of boring plot synopses of the original show with Beavis and Butthead awkwardly inserted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Crisco. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:23, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Doesn't work and a chore to wade through. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:23, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • I fucking hated this show. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:18, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. probably can't come back worse. --Mn-z 23:32, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Flea market

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randomness. Profane. Cliché. I got it. This ain't funny, not the market. I'm talkin' bout Flea Market. Uncyclopedia. It's just like, it's just like an epic fail. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 23:45, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:20, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randomness. Profane. Cliché. This is not Uncyclopedia, this is really bad stand-up. Spıke Ѧ  02:29 2-Mar-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:40, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I love real life flea markets. Excellent place to pick up cheap music. This, however, isn't worth a penny. --Wilytank 21:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Lamb chops

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This survived deletion three years ago, but that was probably a fluke. The concept is almost sort of workable in a fluffy, punny way but the writing after the first sentence lacks any merit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:43, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 01:04, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The writing does lack any merit; as for the alleged concept, how do you turn a single pun into an article? Spıke Ѧ  02:40 2-Mar-10
  • Delete. Second paragraph about Ronald Custer and an invasion of Mexico diverted me briefly. Like - what the hell has that idea got to do with this article? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Urrrgh... This is beyond saving, even in ICU. Delete it and start over. This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.18:52, 03 3 18:52, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  NO NO NO! Please No! --Wilytank 21:11, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Ray Mears' Unibrow H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One or two good lines but it's mostly desperate, listy padding on a subject without enough complexity to warrant more than one or two good lines. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Super Confetti Magic Man

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Made up nonsense about a made up nonsense subject. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:36, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Possible work of kids. If the basic idea doesn't work in the article, why carry on?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • dohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 01:13, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Started to get interesting when they "finally reach Hitler's obsidian fortress [and] battles Hitler through 167 alternate universes." Not! Spıke Ѧ  02:38 2-Mar-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  O_o My jaw dropped --Wilytank 20:55, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Bob Barker H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I dunno, I've always kinda liked this article. Well, the section on "Bob's disgusting habits" can go, but...yeah. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:36, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. He shits demons. Let's face it: Bob Barker is notable. This is one of those articles where a rewrite rather than deletion is the better initiative. Also, libel is always welcome and appreciated in my opinion. If this were written by Bob's classmate or ex-wife or something it'd be cyberbullying, but it's not, so it's funny, because people ranting about how much they hate a celebrity they've never met is always funny. Also, he shits demons. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:47 Feb 25 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's decent, not feature worth, but I don't think its terrible --Uncle J 15:39, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The article is crappy, but in need of a re-write or cleanup, not deletion --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:08 EST 2 Mar, 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:34, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Game show cruft. Unfunny, mean spirited and a bad case of tl;dr. Wild at Heart 03:24, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • It isn't per se, but unfunny and mean spirited are. This is just shit. Wild at Heart 03:35, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, it is hateful, from the initial quotes and intro on. "If you don't agree, kiss my ass." Excessive length of Section 1, Bio is a factor. "He shits demons." I don't care if the author hates the subject, but an endless stream of libel is not funny. There is nearly nothing in here that is apropos of anything in reality. Spıke Ѧ  04:00 24-Feb-10
  • derp derp derp --Roman Dog Bird 04:30, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ranty pants. Full tilt hatred/abuse doesn't equal funny. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:13, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Jackie Fullerton H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Fullerton is evidently Belfast's analog to the late Johnny Most of Boston. It is a real article, about someone real, poking fun at real idiosyncracies (Fullerton's craze for Chinese food), and overusing an arcane word (that could, indeed be a bird) so artfully as to excuse the inevitable toilet humor. Spıke Ѧ  21:06 23-Feb-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. Borderline though I guess laying a turbit means a different sort of bird. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:10, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep Irish humuor, about an Irish personality. People in Ireland may get it just fine. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 5:25 27 2 2MX
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Some cleanup needed, but this isn't beyond help. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:36, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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McDonald's characters

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  • Keep Just because I hate McDonald's, the most facist environmental destroying corporation in the world. They deserve this article, they deserve this page advertised on all of their napkins and bathroom walls for the morons that eat there to edit. Let's take out the vanity, feature it, put it on wikipedia for them to feature, and then someone here make a full-length motion picture of it and McDonald's can sell the characters from the movie in their poison factories. I rest my case, your honor. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 20:35 2 3 mmx
You lose the case, Counselor! Rants aren't funny, and Keeping an unfunny article backed by a rant means there's another unfunny article on the site, and we have failed in our purpose here. If you dislike McDonald's (despite its cloying pamphlets on its Corporate Rain Forest Policy etc etc), act on that dislike by writing a clever, reality-based replacement for this awful article. (Extra credit: Do it without mentioning excrement.) Spıke Ѧ  20:41 2-Mar-10
PS--I don't hate Burger King, but you might consider whether you can do to McDonald's characters something like what I did to Chicken McNuggets. Spıke Ѧ  20:43 2-Mar-10
Whether you hate McDonald's or not doesn't affect the fact that this article is shit. Vote on the quality of the article; not based on your personal opinions. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
My "yes" vote was itself a joke, of course I knew the article was biting the dust when I wrote it, and as it reads it is really a "delete" vote turned into a rant for a "keep" vote. If we can't play among the tombstones of VFD, then what good are courtrooms waiting for reprieves or tombstones? ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 1:33 3 3 2Mx
In retrospect, the final sentence had no purpose other than to be a hint, which we all ignored. Spıke Ѧ  02:14 3-Mar-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just reverted an IP who rickrolled the page, only to realize it was probably better off rickrolled. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The work of nothing but Anons for over a year, surely none of them having attained Junior High School. Let's see if we can cut down McDonald's characters!!!!! Spıke Ѧ  02:51 2-Mar-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg get rid of it --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:01 EST 2 Mar, 2010
  • Delete. If this had a humorous point, it soon loses in that old standby for a failing article - a long, dull list. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:14, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't say enough bad things about this piece of shit. The random insertion of the word "Poop" is a great summary of this page's whole content. It's as though a special ed. class's honor roll students were given computers with intrawebs with which they proceeded to create this page in between snack time and drooling on their coloring books. I've fucked black chicks with more redeeming qualities than this article. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:07 Mar 2 2010
Many retarded kids are respectful, and some are clever (understanding what works in interpersonal relations more than they do in book-learning). This article is neither. (Black chicks? any one who puts out would have one more redeeming quality than this article.) Spıke Ѧ  20:26 2-Mar-10
You're right. My comment wasn't fair to retarded people. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:28 Mar 2 2010
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Cell of Judgement

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  • I laughed and laughed, this was really good, thanks for pointing it out. I went in, took out any possible vanity stuff, built up a few sentences, and it may be good to go. Have another look, but in any case, Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 13:02 1 3 mmx p.s. I put in even more edits (a 'safe word' etc.) and a photo with caption. Better, I thunk.Naw, I realized that this could hurt someone somewhere. Funny to me, but it's not my friend who will end up in traction, nature take its course and all that. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 11:02 2 3 mmx
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You probably shouldn't admit you do something this stupid, much less post it on Uncyclopedia. It's probably vanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:05, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I read it after Aleister's edits: It's still got no reason to live except to document someone's drinking game; and still got no joke except how crazy we get when we're drunk. Spıke Ѧ  02:18 2-Mar-10
  • Delete. You'll will be taken hence from this court to a place of deletion where sentence will be passed:This claimed to be funny and wasn't. God Awful in my view . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:18, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Too short, unfunny. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 21:45, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Am back with you after 93 hours with nothing but a flashlight and a transistor radio (US East Coast ("snow-a-cane"). Spıke Ѧ  02:18 2-Mar-10
    Beware of The Fog! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

AT-ST

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's a reason why calculus comedy never took off. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:02, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. WTF? I think the writer misunderstands the concept that if you want your stuff to be read by other people, try and knock the damned thing into shape! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:43, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Incoherent. Wild at Heart (Yell at me) 19:48, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh wow, a technical specification for a special effect from Star Wars. The article is the recent and sole creation of Darth Dominus, who has also created Locomotive. It shows the same technique (dementia as a placeholder for humor). Spıke Ѧ  02:26 2-Mar-10
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🔒 Why?:Is Karl Sanders Fat H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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🔒 Karl Sanders H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Of course, keep Why huff it? A perfectly good page needing a little clean up. The "fat" page is better, but I guess I'm not understanding why some of these pages lately are being sent to the chopping block. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 00:34 1 3 mmx
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If by removing the Nile page, why do we need to remove the Karl Sanders pages? --Wilytank 12:45, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ægyptüs Semysk Deth Metall GRAAAHHH • FreddCan Shredd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 22:58 • Tuesday, 2-03-2010
  • But Karl but thought fuck this i'm sick of fucking chicken i'll start a death metal band instead. Feature this. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:55, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Nile (Band)

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  • It's gone. If there is a better version, the author can move it over if they want to. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:51, Mar 1

🔒 mahogany H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Ankh smite.png FEATURE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 27 February 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not so bad. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:48, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Have spent the last 15 minutes going over its history, people who voted for it for VFH--as a joke, but they liked it--wrapping my head around the concept, and what a waste of 15 minutes (although the TV is on too, enjoying that). It needs a fix to "hang" (the hang isn't linked, "picture" is, and I'll find a link. But long story longer, it should stand and if it attracts copiers maybe they should be huffed, and not the original. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 5:03 27 2 2MX
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As per above reasoning. Just because someone tries to copy this shouldn't mean it gets deleted. We can always vote on the imitators. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:03, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not stellar but not worthless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:07, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Okay, I grinned. --Wilytank 18:46, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. just to prove I don't want EVERYthing deleted. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 19:38, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
Do my eyes deceive me? Wild, you like one! And here I thought you were trying to bring Uncyclopedia back to its origins on Jan. 5, 2005. Think of your reputation as The Terminator, Are you sure you want to go through with this? ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 2:09 1 3 mmx
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mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany, mahogany. Apparently. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:52, Mar 1

🔒 Game:Zork3 H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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🔒 Game:Zork2 H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Fred Figglehorn

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, we get it. You hate Fred. Just like every. Other. Fucking. Person. On. YouTube. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:05, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More randimbo than randumbo in this case. Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ranty pants. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:17, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've never heard of Fred Figglehorn, but there's no way in hell this is about him.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:06, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
    Then you're the luckiest of all of us. --Wilytank 20:38, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 23:14, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 iCarly H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete. random mess that probably isn't going to get better, and not the good kind of random mess either. Delete and replace with the footnoted vandal-rant here. --Mn-z 04:24, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete It's a festering pile of shit. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:47, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Are we Encyclopedia Dramatica? Oh, we're not? Then Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 07:30, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:55, Feb 27
  • Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Ranty pants ED-esque. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:18, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete and protect for all eternity. I hate this article, I hate the previous ones and I will probably hate the future one. I think we can live without an iCarly article. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Someone should make Mordillo an admin! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:12, Feb 27
We already tried that, it didn't work some reason. --Mn-z 23:15, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
What seriously? Sysop protect this from being created???? I gave it a semi? Not that sort. No. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:18, Feb 27
What happened was, Moridllo have it full creation protection after the womb-newt version got deleted. Then, several months later, a noob created an article called "I Carly", and Madmax moved that to "ICarly". --Mn-z 23:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
It's Sysop protected now... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:30, Feb 27
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Huffed and did the thing Mnbvcxz wanted It's better than sysop protection. Mnbvcxz you better look after this page. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:37, Feb 27

🔒 That time I was nearly raped by Dexter111344's giant cock during my sojourn in Midkiff Land H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shitty spinoff of Midkiff Land, which is up for VFD too. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuckin' sojurns... --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Get that shit out of here!  seriously. WTF? --Wilytank 00:00, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Huff or move to userspace, ffs     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:08, Saturday 27 February 2010  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A sacred cow to some here. In all other cases this would have long been put down. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:11, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Remember to to vote against the equally bad Midkiff Land further down the page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:10, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. For me a big part of the humour is in the barefaced shameless vanity. We do have various other examples of vanity in the mainspace, but nothing in this class IMO. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:11, Feb 27
    • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Bitch please! Vanity usually seems more personal. This looks like trying to insult another uncyclopedia user on its lowest and most pathetic incarnation. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:25, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
      • Again, looking at the keep votes from the last VFD, this is not an attack page directed at another user. It's just an In-Joke within another In-Joke (My Sojourn). —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:49, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
        • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Not talking about what it is, I'm talking about what it looks like and it looks like crap. I'm sure it's hilarious to the 5 or 6 people who know what Midkiff land is and why utterly cliché cock jokes become komedy gold when Dexter111344 is involved but there's no way this shit would be considered up to snuff by HTBFANJS, the vanity guide, 90% of people who use Uncyclopedia or any other guideline on the entire site. This is the kind of thing that makes ED such a trudge to read. Sojurn is becoming Uncyclopedia's mudkip/shoop-da-whoop/any other meme with zero integral comedy value.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
          • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Much of what you said is true. That would be the case for all in-jokes. That's why they are in-jokes. It's probably more like 99.9% of the people who read Uncyclopedia actually, not 90%. The Sojurn category was featured ya know so clearly it's more than just those who vote on VFD who like it. You saying that it has zero integral comedy value is clearly wrong as many disagree with you on that point. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:21, Feb 27
            • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Not sure there's any sign of integral comedy value. This is like a third generation in joke. As you said, it's a spin off of a spin off. What event occurred that connects this pile of cruft to something actually funny in the minds of the "keep" voters. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
              • I don't know. I just laughed when I read it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:10, Feb 27

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Lists are a useful method of efficiently conveying data. That's why they're perfect for Wikipedia but potential joy killers on Uncyclopedia. Different goals and standards you know. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft. This whole interstate thing is a tragic, tragic failure of an idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:05, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of fail. Check the other interstate articles too, they all seem to be equally failtastic. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Huff and redirect them all to Freeway or something.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:10, Saturday 27 February 2010  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per aboves. --Mn-z 23:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft. This whole interstate thing is a tragic, tragic failure of an idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:05, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of fail. Check the other interstate articles too, they all seem to be equally failtastic. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Huff and redirect them all to Freeway or something     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:10, Saturday 27 February 2010  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really can't see how anyone could write a funny article about a highway. Except how that town along the highway is gay and retarted and fat. --Mn-z 23:22, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wibble, nonsense and random words blended, melted and poured over a corn tortilla. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Tries way too hard to be random. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:30, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Usual randumbo mix including Diego Rasputin as the only thing that caught my lazy eye. And then ends in a shit shower of lists. Pretty much structured for the short walk to the long drop --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:27, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • A brain dead retard on Nachos --Roman Dog Bird 00:59, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, unfunny and a bit random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • lolololplolololololo --Roman Dog Bird 23:55, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pompous piffle. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:11, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Happytimes, when an author sets out to write a section on a topic, and the only thing he can come up with is a single word, that is bad writing (non-writing). To say this is one of those cases where bad is funny means you are claiming this article is so bad it's good. I say it's just memes and lists. Spıke Ѧ  01:58 25-Feb-10
    I respectfully disagree. Yes, the majority of the time you are correct. But sometimes it works for comedy. In this instance the one word section drew a chuckle from me. Indeed, it was the only laugh I got (aside from some smirks at the fan-cruft, but I'm a fan so those don't count). Article is still pants though. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:37, 25 Feb
    I actually like the article as a short stand alone, and as a supporting stub. Expanding this would ruin it, although it could use a little clean up.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:05 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short, unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 15:11, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • One shall stand, one shall fall. I'll give you three guesses as to which one is which. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:34, 25 Feb
  • Delete Minimum effort put in, lumps of lard caught in your teeth. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:50, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Papa Smurf was captured and sent to a concentration camp in Caesar Palace, and was tortured by pictures of mating sheep. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:25, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:20, Feb. 26, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No intro; Section 1 reveals that it's about nothing; readers who continue onward receive babble. Spıke Ѧ  01:22 26-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Unfunny randumbo. The worst sort. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.jpg Smite. as unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Bob Marley H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bob Marley was born the son of the mythical Medusa. You know the one with the snakey hair? Not the character in The Rescuers. Yeah. It is still unknown who fathered it. It was a creature of many interests, and is mostly popularly known as a musician, although that was by far not its greatest accomplishment. Its greatest accomplishment was the creation of those plastic things that go on the end of shoelaces that fall off after a few months. A very rare user 23:29, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not so good. I scanned a few older versions but they seem to expand the wibble more then the solid themes. If anyone finds a decent version please tell me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Unless the joke is that this article was written by someone high on pot at the time, it must go. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:51, Feb. 26, 2010
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  • My Spidey-sense is now going crazy. Spıke Ѧ  01:28 26-Feb-10

Kept Wake up kids. UN:BP next time. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:37, Feb 26

🔒 Spongebob Squarepants H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. SpongeBob SquarePants was a gripping Academy-Award winning Dramatic Television Series following the story of a War-Torn Undersea Nation known as Bikini Bottom. Known for its overzealous non-human emotion and stunning visual effects, S.B.S.P. is set in the Northern Atlantic Ocean Undersea Nation of Bikini Bottom, where the U.S. Navy rules the poor sea creatures with an Iron Fist, much like is so in Iraq. It stars Slim Shady as SpongeBob, Samuel L. Jackson as Patrick (he's in everything), Jackie Chan as Squirdward, George Dubya Bush as Sandy, Former United States Gov. of Texas and Ronald McDonald as Mr. Krabs, Homer Simpson as Plankton, and Rosie O'Donnell as Mrs. Puff. Also guest-starring Ricki Lake as Pearl (P.E.A.R.L.). It should also be noted that the show took place during an era of time in which really obscenely long names were popular. He is currently a member of the Legion of Doom. Since 2005, Spongebob is the Vice President. A very rare user 23:25, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete, though I'm sure something equally terrible will be created in its place almost immediately. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:45, 26 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article is every bit as defective as this nomination. Spıke Ѧ  01:24 26-Feb-10
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  • I really love how you only provide a synopsis of the article instead of reasons why it should be deleted, new user. </sarcasm> --Wilytank 01:02, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • It's not a synopsis; it is a cut-and-paste of the article's own intro. We are dealing with a nominator who, at the least, cannot write. Spıke Ѧ  01:24 26-Feb-10

Kept Sockpuppet. Wake up kids. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:37, Feb 26

🔒 Simba H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He is best known for his first album The Lion King and the many female lions in his pride that he has slept with. He is the son of King Mufasa and Queen Salami, and the nephew of Scar. His name is Siamese for Spongebob. Like all rappers, he owns a cadillac which he named Pumbaa and has a protege called T-Pimp. A very rare user 23:23, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Finding Emo H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something stupid this way cometh. A very rare user 23:23, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 User:Jonjammin/Teletubbies (the Novel) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While many people will have heard of the live action Teletubbies television show for children, few people have ever heard of the little known book on which the series was based. The story follows anti-establishment themes making strong use of paranoid imagery and by association is considered by many to be a particularly dark insight into the secrets of government that do not normally surface. The book slid into obscuirty shortly after publication but has recently been re-discovered and hailed as one of the previously un-found gems of narrative skill created under the communist soviet regime. A very rare user 23:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Who is this A very rare user, anyway? You can't nom a user space article for VFD. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:56, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. User space is work in progress or personal vanity projects that are kept away from the general populace. They're generally disqualified for VFD nomination. I know Uncyclopedia is a vasta and exciting landscape of comedy but slow your roll, n00b. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid nom per above. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
    But, is it funny, should it be adopted, and why hasn't the user who's space it's in not edited since 2008? A very rare user 00:25, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
    Doesn't matter, anything in user space is safe from deletion. Period. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:30, 26 Feb
    If Socky Says It's Great, then could he adopt it or at least do something similar? Why is it that apperently when someone else tried to move it to the mainspace that wasn't allowed and now it's locked. But then, the log says that user was someone's sockpuppet. A very rare user 01:02, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
    Oh lol. I'm just kidding. But honestly, if it's not cyberbullying or other policy-violating crap, we don't delete stuff in userspace. Also, edits by obvious vandals and trolls are almost indiscriminately reverted. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:08, 26 February 2010
  • What a grandiloquent nomination! This wouldn't be a sockpuppet humping his own article, would it? Spıke Ѧ  01:18 26-Feb-10
  • Obviously keept. Invalid nom. -RAHB 01:24, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 The Notorious Teletubbies H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A small but brutal criminal syndicate who operate globally and stem from Teletubbyland, The Notorious Teletubbies are suspected to be led by arch-criminal "Babyface", who is said to take the form of a baby in the Sun. In the gang's first years, early 2000s, they began recruiting new members through a popular children's TV show, Teletubbies. The show taught children to respect their "homiez" and disobey the "pigz", the "pigz" (police) being shown as shower-like speakers that grew up out of the ground and threatened the Teletubbies with the phrase "Time for Tubby bye bye". In retaliation, this phrase has been adopted by members of the gang as a final motif before a murder. It was reportedly said to the leader of a rival gang, Jake of The Tweenies, before he was shot 18 times in the face by a Teletubbies member. A very rare user 23:53, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This is active article #21 on the VFD page. Avert your eyes gentlemen, this shan't be pretty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:17, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
    New user, probably honest mistake. He's been warned on his talkpage. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:21, 26 Feb
    Poopsmith has been by and it's not currently a problem. Spıke Ѧ  01:27 26-Feb-10

Kept Nominator was a sockpuppet troll. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:28, Feb 26

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Land Before Time (more widely known as The Land Before Orgasm) is a documentation of factual events that happened made by the American pimps Don Bluth and George Lucas, focusing on those wonderful things dinosaurs were. The main aim of the movie was coprophile pornography, but it ended as being a successfull vehicle of lamarckist and communist propaganda. It was also one of the most sadistic movies ever made; in the total lack of CGI at the time it was made, the actors' heads were violently twisted and mutilated into looking like dinosaur heads. A very rare user 23:37, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - A big bowl of random, mixed with pointless drivel. Huff for 10 minutes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 02:46, Feb. 26, 2010
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  • Don Bluth? My Spidey-sense is tingling. Are we being played by a vandal of very old acquaintance? Spıke Ѧ  01:20 26-Feb-10

Kept Yes. Spike: Next time use UN:BP ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:29, Feb 26

🔒 The Aristocats H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. Needs some clean-up is all. Not great, but not delete-worthy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:43, 26 Feb
    But why is it so short and why is it fully locked? How can anyone improve it if it's fully locked? A very rare user 00:45, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
    Looking at the history, I'd say it was protected because it was being vandalized. It's a trivial matter to get an admin to unprotect it so we can clean it up. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:55, 26 Feb
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Aristocats (1970) is an animated full length movie from the frozen mind of Walt Disney and is the vehicle by which the most famous inside joke in the history feline animation is told. A very rare user 23:34, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worse than his talk show. Time for this magic to do a disappearing act. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  heh, magic johnson = magic penis. heh heh heh. Die. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:56, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Magic Johnson is eminently notable: Basketball star of typical promiscuity and self-appointed "spokesman for the [AIDS] virus." This article does nothing with that, but mostly gives him the treatment we saw earlier in the week for Bob Barker. Contains a little vandalism; the stuff about Wilson Chung must be vanity or cyberbullying. If no one is going to take care of it, let's throw it away. Spıke Ѧ  23:14 25-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg AIDS -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:06, Feb. 26, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Excerpt: Sneezing is considered an act of treason. Execution by kittens is the most common punishment. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:21, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Short and stubby and unfunny. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 22:57, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Executing the concept of an Islamic invasion of Scotland is unbegun, especially how that would differ from the current Islamic invasion of the rest of Europe. In addition to all the deficiencies others will note, the article is swimming in malapropisms and encyclopedia clichés: "was voted....it is advised by the government....Needles [sic!] to say....infamous [sic] last words....Contrary to popular belief...." When you have nothing to say, try not to do it so pompously. Spıke Ѧ  23:00 25-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Carp carp crap —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Bollocks to the highest degree. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:59, Feb. 26, 2010
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  • DUFF - Dumb + Unfunny + Forced = Fail.• FreddCan Shredd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 18:03 • Thursday, 25-02-2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Usually there is nearly no cleverness when an author writes a rock band's song anthology, planting a pun in each line; and there is utterly no cleverness involved in translating chat acronyms into dirty phrases. Spıke Ѧ  18:20 25-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per spike. Wild at Heart//Yell at me 18:47, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg D3|_373 |_U|_2 -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:01, Feb. 26, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only one of those seems fun at all. The others are a depressing testament to a tedious and shallow life. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:00, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Was it "Ask an employee for help in the deli." ?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:14 (UTC)
And here I thought being a panelist on VFD was a depressing testament to a tedious and shallow life! Spıke Ѧ  18:57 25-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As a list and a regurgitation of that moronic list of fun things to do at Wally World found all over the internet (which is similar in comedic value: more fun to do, not-so-fun to read about; if you have to make a list for it, you've been trying too hard for too long), it fails to bring any laughs. As per above, nearly none of these sound fun. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:40 Feb 25 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not only doesn't it sound like fun, it reminds me how shopping involves encounters with other people's spoiled brats so much more often than it actually finds something to buy. Churls don't need help being churls and it's not funny when one writes gloating about it. Spıke Ѧ  14:27 25-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As much as I love lists, this is pretty ridiculous. --Wilytank 14:32, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Terrible. Wild at Heart 15:02, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Asian women H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg WTFKeep I believe this page is kind of an Uncyclopedia in-joke. Besides, the pictures alone are worth keeping. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:29, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm too new to know about in-jokes. The article is endearing (the pictures are a big part of this!) but the writing is childish, heavy with stereotypes and lechery. It might be fun to smirk along with the author, but it would be funner if he had a bit of subtlety. Spıke Ѧ  02:48 25-Feb-10
  • Keeper Some writing help needed, which is maybe what Puppy is telling us. If he had said "And then I undid my undo" he should have won the Nom. of Nom. of the month award. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains a few minutes later
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Wait, there are words?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:10 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just undid a blanking on this page, and then wanted to undo my undo.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 02:24, 25/02/2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete Not quite not annoying enough. If anyone thinks it's worth keeping for the pictures let me tell you about something we call "The Internet". Not only can you get pictures of Asian chicks there with zero effort, some even show their boobs! --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:26, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept someone pass the tissues. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:46, Feb 25

  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - I don't care if I did miss the voting period. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:27, Feb. 26, 2010

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  • Keep I wonder if you know what BJAODN was/is Wild at Heart. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:35, Feb 23
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  • Delete. Too short and unfunny, cites clichéd memes such as "all your base are belong to us." Wild at Heart 18:32, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
Your user page has consisted of nothing but a queue of articles that "someone" should bring to VFD. If this one goes, your user page will be blank. What you gonna do then?! Spıke Ѧ  21:11 23-Feb-10
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  • Pray tell, o ye olde-tyme gods of Uncyclopedia, what is BJAODN and why is it worthy of salvation? Is it an in-joke, and further, are in-jokes worthy of salvation? YouFang 19:34, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • I too would like more inside information before voting. (Hint: If this article is funny, and if its jokes need such an explanation, it fails.) One interpretation is that it is an attempt to write down an episode in the history of Wikipedia, which presumably Wikipedia would view as outside its own scope. In this case, it doesn't belong in Uncyclopedia either. Although the tale is told whimsically, the point is not humor. Different interpretations are welcome. Spıke Ѧ  21:09 23-Feb-10
These days chaps, there is this wonderful thing called "The Internet" you should try using it sometime! It's got stuff like this thing called "Google" and something else called "Wikipedia". :P ... Anyway. look here. Uncyclopedia itself actually came from (in many ways although not exactly) BJAODN. The idiots at WP killed it a few years ago unfortunately. Bye the way SPIKE your comment "If this article is funny, and if its jokes need such an explanation, it fails" is wrong in my opinion. You are obviously entitled to yours... We are more strict with town/band cruft, but there is no "rule". On another note... If you are going to make nominations in the future it's best to check the internet first to see what it is you are talking about/voting on. Some things are based on nothing, others are not. Perhaps people will still think this article is pants if so, vote delete. However to make an informed decision on voting/nominating you need to know what you are talking about first. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:36, Feb 23
To conclude/extend my rant... Uncyclopedia is a humours parody of Wikipedia. When Wikipedia is off the mark, we should be more on it. When Wikipedia is closer to the truth, we should wander further from it. That's just the way I think Uncyc should work anyway... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:25, Feb 24
I would not try to assert a rule covering funniness, though yes, if you write a joke and have to buttonhole me to explain it before I get it, then in my opinion, your writing fails at its purpose. The article refers to a Wikipedia repository for jokes, including those that were products of vandalism; the Uncyclopedia article portrays it as truth they couldn't handle. I don't agree with the implication above that we have any mandate to fill gaps in Wikipedia, nor joust with it, unless doing so is funny. I'll continue to abstain, as the article might be funny to its very small target audience. Spıke Ѧ  03:20 24-Feb-10
I was not implying that we have a mandate to fill gaps in Wikipedia. However truth is often funnier than nonsense. I do think we should joust with it. That's what parody is. It should always be funny though. If it's funny or not... That's up to personal judgement. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:01, Feb 25

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The Church of the Heavenly Wood

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a list. It ain't funny. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:17, Feb 24
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Listcruft - Although replacing Jesus Christ with Ed Wood gave me a small chuckle. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:20, Feb. 24, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists full of shit. --Wilytank 12:42, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Coulda been okay, but they fucked up with the lists... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:19, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Listing badly. Abandon article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:16, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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The Ten Commandments vs. The Five Pillars of Islam

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not only does the article contradict itself; it's stubby and a very bad topic for humor. Ooooooh okay I see what you mean. It was late and I was tired...gotta start thinking more before I post... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:36, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well, it's crap I give you that. As for it being a very bad topic for humour??? WTF? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:20, Feb 24
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I disagree with Pely. This could make very good religious humo(u)r if executed correctly. Unfortunately, as it stands it's simply random bollocks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:22, Feb. 24, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An abandoned work. No chance this one is going to be carried on. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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The History of the Universe

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  So bad that I nominated it. (Moved relevant bits to Universe which itself is a work in progress.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Feb 2010 ~ 06:56 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - A promising title, a plausible concept, but content doesn't live up. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:25, Feb. 24, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Slides effortlessly into randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:14, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:03, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Section 1 gives us a rare form of bad writing: Sudden and inconsistent use of the "vivid present" tense (using the present tense to describe the past). Most of the other forms are already there: Nonsense numbers, overemphasis on the storytelling rather than the story. If you're going to use a Kansas State Board of Education template, you'd better be ready with some sly allegory ridiculing Creationists and Evolutionists. This author won't be capable of this for a decade. Spıke Ѧ  02:02 25-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Antifunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:43, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • poop --Roman Dog Bird 02:44, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is a fart joke pretending to be an article. Spıke Ѧ  02:51 24-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is a fart joke pretending to be an article. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:26, Feb. 24, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is a fart joke failing to be an article. --Wilytank 14:35, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 5 letters needs 8 more letters: HTBFANJS. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:28, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:37, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Unnecessarily stupid and really pointless. --Wilytank 00:22, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Chink! Is it a character from anime? A humble Glaswegian boy? A bit player in Star Wars? Or Chuck Norris? Nimble imagination, unaccompanied by any coherence. Spıke Ѧ  00:31 24-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  per above. Wild at Heart 03:18, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh heyyyyyllll no. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:17, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • what --Roman Dog Bird 23:53, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Effortlessly makes the transition from Ebonics to listcruft to an incoherence finale. But never manages to work in Shrek. Spıke Ѧ  00:39 24-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! . Listy. Wild at Heart 03:19, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Pointless drivel. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:29, Feb. 24, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A shitstorm of random 2006cruft --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:44, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:14, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete because I didn't read the whole thing. The overlong WARNING and all of Section 1 are hype about what a great story author is going to tell me. Like the drunks at Karaoke who cannot revel in their drunkenness until they force me to appreciate it. Intro itself is mostly about vagina. I did see listcruft at the end, and in the several places in the middle where my eyes alit, they quickly told me to take flight again. Spıke Ѧ  21:17 23-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  tl;dr. Wild at Heart 02:45, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:18, Feb. 24, 2010
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🔒 Unununium H T D

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg 3/4 Keep From what I see, this has potential. Just a bit of a clean up and it should be fine. --Wilytank 23:24, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
    We are not looking at the same article apparently. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:26, 18 Feb
  • Keep Seems interesting and with editing, savable. How many articles about obscure elements are on Uncy? We need more, not less, imnho. Unununium fanboy 19:37 20 Feb. MMX
Did an edit and addition sweep of the page, removed the infections and now needs some bedrest. as do I. Aleister in Chains 15:58 24or3 2 2MX
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Formerly Delete. You've already brought it up to baseline article quality, and it seems you're not done. Spıke Ѧ  16:29 23-Feb-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Aleister appears to have taken it into his element. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:10, Feb 23
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  • Delete. I hate this article so much!!!! >.< -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:15, 18 Feb
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Unununfunny. Nothing salvageable. Wild at Heart 02:48, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article does everything wrong; total, pointless babble about a made-up element. Wilytank, you are risking becoming the new Jupiterfox--our canary in the coal mine whose collapse proves it is safe to rush in. Spıke Ѧ  15:11 19-Feb-10
    For the record, Unununium is the theoretical name for element 111 on the periodical table and is synthesized by bombarding Bismuth-209 with nickel-60. --Wilytank 16:53, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
Not in my frickin' house!!! I'll take your word for it; then, total, pointless babble about a real element with a made-up name. Spıke Ѧ  02:49 20-Feb-10
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  • Attempting a rewrite and save because the table of elements up in this number range has a weird assortment of uuuu names, so this has potential as a humourous take on that strange ungodly fact. Changed the atomic number to 119, as 111 is already taken. Aleister in Chains|Element fanboy 16:02 23 2 2MX
In addition, our Periodic table, though funnier, could be even better if one of the periodic tables in the text were a clickable HTML image by which to get to other "relevant" Uncyclopedia articles. Pie, for example, declares that it is the 92nd element (symbol Pi). Spıke Ѧ  16:21 23-Feb-10

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The Katurran Odyssey

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Unfunny, attacky, bitchy. Reads like an ED page only less funny. Wild at Heart 04:24, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg EDelete - Wow, that sucks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:26, Feb. 23, 2010
  • Smite lightning.jpg SMITE THIS!!! I have no idea why I used that template. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:47, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:23, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From Line 2: "Its [sic] mainly about mispelling [sic]." I might abstain on a parody of a book I haven't read (especially one about a "parallel universe" with attacking jew forces), but this writer needs to be diverted to his true calling: Street-sweeping. Spıke Ѧ  12:14 23-Feb-10
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🔒 Garfield H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Actually, Wild at Heart makes a strong point about it being ED-style crap. Considering I actually haven't read this article in 2 years, and WaH seems very passionate on this stance, I withdrawal my keep vote. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:51, Feb. 23, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't care if it was FA. OMGWTFBBQLOL Garfield strips shooped to include shit and sex jokes. Hahaha. I thought this was Uncyclopedia, not Encyclopedia Goatsematica. The rest of the text is just shitty attack in ED style. Quote: "The art in Garfield is very minimal, usually just the same exact frame of Jon and Garfield sitting at the counter (actually just a line) with bored expressions on their faces. This strip is drawn by a committee - that's how much work this stuff takes." Or "Also, [Jon]'s a depressed homosexual loser whose only aim in life is to find female companionship, which he is unable to do, which is also hilarious." Yeah, that's not funny, that's whining. Wild at Heart 02:58, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Pathetic. Author talks about himself in the first photo caption. First two sections (12 words total) are about the author impressed by being an author. Rest of Section 1 is moralizing (in addition to a little nagging in the intro) and then listcruft. Section 2 proceeds apace--Don't know anything about Davis, but what a loser he must be! Section 3, the examples, has only one joke: Twist the comic so that everyone is always talking about shit. Awful--Trade it to ED for future draft choices. Funny is leading the reader to a conclusion so slyly that the reader thinks it is his own. Just running the comic strip down yourself is unfunny stand-up, and Don Rickles isn't walking through that door. Spıke Ѧ  03:27 23-Feb-10
  • LISTEN TO THIS MAN. HE SPEAKS TRUTH. Wild at Heart 04:22, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Abstain. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:55, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept. It's featured. If you don't like it, revert it to the featured version or rewrite it, don't bring it here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:42, 23 Feb 2010

🔒 Drug Use H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Using the classic fail formation of Oscar Wilde quote, paragraph, list, list, list, list, list, list, list, paragraph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's its format; and its only humor is oh, wow, Man, I am really wasted! Spıke Ѧ  21:20 22-Feb-10
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Delete and redirect to Drugs. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:24, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
  • pdblpdlbdpldlbdbldpbldpbldpbldpbldpbdpbldpbldbpdlbdlbpdlbdlbpdblpdbldpbdpbldpbldpbldpbldpbldpbldbpdlWAAAHHHHHH!!![;d[d[ldld[ld[ld[bl;ld[blpdldpbmwopglorflogg --Roman Dog Bird 00:30, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • DeleteWhat SPIKE said. Wild at Heart 02:11, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Mad Max

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mad Max: Good encyclopedian or terrible article? Perhaps both. This article is a desolate wasteland, devoid of theme where humor is gang raped and shot with crossbows. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:41, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I cite Line One: "WARNING: YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A HUMOUR FREE ZONE." That is, I'm not funny and you can't make me. Spıke Ѧ  01:47 23-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:50, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Ironically, MadMax will probably redirect it to himself. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:24, Feb. 23, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and move to my userspace @ User:Happytimes/VFD/Mad Max please. (I can't save this crap but I can start again with the fumes.)
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Redwall

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  • Delete. Whiny, unfunny, ED-esque attack page. Hasn't been changed in ages except for one n00b IP who made over 9000 edits without changing anything. Wild at Heart 19:31, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Classically bad writing: Starts out with a list, proceeds to an "excerpt" of the latest badly written novel, indistinguishable from the author's own bad writing, and finishes up as a chat. Spıke Ѧ  20:34 22-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:37, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not quite acceptable, even in older versions. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:14, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Sucky suck suck. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:07, Feb. 23, 2010
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Ric Romero

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  • Delete. Too short, too unfunny, no jokes at all. Unchanged since March 2007. Wild at Heart 19:29, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A detractor of this California newsman writes a hatchet-job on his career. Tries to be funny, for example on the matter of polygamy and divorce, but doesn't get far. Ultimately not a notable person. Spıke Ѧ  20:31 22-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:40, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Better than a Rickroll, but still damn unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:46, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - If this guy were more notable, I might be willing to vote keep. However, the little Wikipedia article and his short life as an internet meme doesn't cut it. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:21, Feb. 23, 2010
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  • I feel I've looked at this page before, but it doesn't seem to have been through VFD before--in fact, it's mostly the work of one author. Two of the other Romeros are clerically in at least as bad shape. Spıke Ѧ  20:31 22-Feb-10

🔒 George W. Bush H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It seems we have two main pages on Bush: this one--written from a starry-eyed admiration for him--and George Dubya Bush, with open derision. Some day I want to write another Bush article that tells the real joke: an affable moderate who set out to do a series of common-sense things and achieved the exact opposite in each case. In the mean time, please don't call a page especially poorly written when all that's going on is that you disagree with it. Spıke Ѧ  18:14 22-Feb-10
  • It was an FA MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:28, Feb 22
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Considering this was featured, no one's going to remove this article just to please one person. --Wilytank 18:52, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • lol nigger wat --Roman Dog Bird 19:16, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Fucking annoys the shit out of me with it's shitty shit shitness. sausage lol 16:48, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Kept, what. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:48, 22 Feb 2010

George Takei

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  • Short, incoherent, and total ass. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:52, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per above. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:55, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I can say to the author of this:don't give up the day job. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:56, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, just no. --Wilytank 23:30, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wild at Heart 23:46, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. George Takei is notorious for being (1) a supporting actor on the original Star Trek, (2) out of favor with William Shatner, and (3) gay. How do you write an article without making fun of any of that? Spıke Ѧ  00:02 22-Feb-10
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Category:Guys who make Chuck Norris want to go home and cry

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  • No that isn't saying something. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:52, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:58, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Chuck it despite the fact that Arnold Palmer is in the category. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:55, Feb 21
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another automatic vote to delete another category that doesn't categorize anything but only wraps your article in someone else's past cleverness. Spıke Ѧ  00:03 22-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I don't care if it is technically anti-Norris, it's still a useless category spamming the Chuck Norris meme. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:13, Feb. 22, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Terrible--Yutsi 15:49, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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Auto-suggestion alteration phenomenon and Auto-suggestion alteration phenomenum

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  • Delete. Insanely short, not funny. Both are nearly identical, supershort clones of the other. Wild at Heart 17:50, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not sure if it's valid to nom them both like this, but they do both suck. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:59, 19 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pseudo-intellectual humor, with a final paragraph of goofiness to humor the rest of us. Spıke Ѧ  22:37 19-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 03:02, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:20, Feb. 22, 2010
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I will forgive it this one time, as the joke is obviously based on the two articles. Don't make a habit of it, but we are not monks. This should have been two separate nominations. The new rule about multi-page nomination is only for the game namespace. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:04, Feb 20

HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater

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  • Delete. It's almost entirly lists... --※ 20:14, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:53, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Some minor potential here, but would need some serious work to redeem it. Some interesting template choices in there too. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:57, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dull, listy randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Too listy. Wild at Heart 23:46, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Remember the Titans H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Reverted and Kept You all suck big fat donkey balls. Anyone check the history? This has got jack all to do with how it was... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:45, Feb 22

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Are you talking about me again? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:56, Feb 20
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  • Sorry, Mr.N., I abstain: Podium is an odd word you can take in any direction, as I did to Plectrum. This Anon is a fine writer, but I'm disappointed that Section 2, where he tries to relate his History digression to the actual piece of furniture, is mostly babble, then speculation. I'd vote Keep in a heartbeat if I thought he (or one of youse) would come back and improve it. Spıke Ѧ  01:11 20-Feb-10
    I'm not MrN. I'm Roman Dog Bird. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:20, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Yes you are. MrN had previously editorialized against abstentions in VFD. Spıke Ѧ  03:25 20-Feb-10

🔒 Game:Confucius Says H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep Looks like different material and a slightly different angle to the fortune cookie thing. I tried 10 times, and got a few giggles. Looking at the edit text, there are loads of em. Sensible place to dump funny Confucius quotes I would reckon. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:52, Feb 26
  • Happytimes say: Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. • FreddCan Shredd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 07:12 • Friday, 26-02-2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Hokey and a bit stale, but not to a criminal extent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:46, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Not. A. Game. Also, it's a blatant rip-off of the fortune cookie "game" (or the other way around, ICBA to check). -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:53, 25 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, just not going to work. --Wilytank 01:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Thanks Socky. You hear that you other guys? WE NEED LINKS TO GAMES WHERE IT'S NOT ALL INCLUDED IN THE PrefixIndex of the MAIN GAME PAGE. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:34, Feb 20

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  • Delete. Another abandoned WIP, this time from YTTE who ought to have known better. Where'd that guy go anyways? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:23, 20 Feb
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This game gave me a headache. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:29, Feb. 21, 2010
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:35, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Entertaining in some parts, but not enough to save it. --Wilytank 21:11, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Abandoned work in progress. Also completely unneccesary. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:39, 19 Feb
  • Delete. Destination Termination for this sludge. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:05, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - We don't need a Zork 5. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:18, Feb. 21, 2010
  • Delete This is probably the best of the five - but still bad.mAttlobster. (hello) 23:28, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
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  • And here is the second page. Luckily the author inserted his own name so you can leave a thank you on his talk page. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:45, 20 Feb

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Kept Those who voted delete are BAD, BAD people. That's BAD in the Michael Jackson kinda BAD. That's BAD man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:53, Feb 21

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it. I've always liked it. "A thrilling time is in your immediate future."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 09:27 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - Very amusing, just needs to be made funny. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:31, Feb. 21, 2010
  • Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:22, 21 Feb 2010
  • Keep. Not totally full of penis. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:49, Feb 21
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I'd link the subpages, but there aren't any. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:16, 20 Feb

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  • Is it just the one page? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:56, Feb 20
    It would appear that way. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:35, 20 Feb

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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You do know this is a 226 page game tree? I'm making no statement on its quality but it is a fully developed Uncyclopedia game.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:55, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'm well aware what this entails.

“Feel free to nominate the landing page on VFD, and your trusted admins will be happy to remove all 500 pages related to that game”

~ Mordillo

Mordillo has already pre-approved this, so don't worry your pretty little head about it. :) -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:51, 19 Feb
That is (obviously) so long as the nominator provides a way for the admin to find all the pages which might be huffed. Some games can't be found with PrefixIndex, and those need links on the VFD page (which can be included under the 1 nomination). MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:38, Feb 20

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Actually, I think this is one of the best games ever. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:20, 19 February 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep Bigger image, and it's a win. sausage lol 01:25, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is accurate on basically every level. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 02:01, Feb 20 2010
  • Keep I guess it relies on being a bit of a 'fan' of Conservapedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:07, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep I added some stuff to it, don't know if its that good but I don't think it should be deleted --Uncle J 15:38, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keep per Uncle J putting forth the effort to turn it into an actual article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:59, 20 Feb
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  • Delete. Short, unfunny, terrible formatting. Wild at Heart 22:05, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Total shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:14, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Failed attempt to write FSM-based humor. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:28, Feb. 19, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. for no other reason except it has the gall to expect someone to write an article called "Benjamin the Donkey". --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:37, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. School-cruft, heavily seasoned with vanity. Spıke Ѧ  14:17 20-Feb-10
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  • Delete. Unfunny template, used only on the now-deleted Flea Market Montgomery. Wild at Heart 00:59, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Automatic. Spıke Ѧ  01:12 20-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only purpose was for a failArticle. --Wilytank 01:36, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! !!!! Not at all funny. Tries to make the obvious Family Guy (Q, Q, Q, bat-signal) and South Park (NAGGERS) jokes and fails at both. Sample quote:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. In the 90's the hacker always hack the $5,000 space on the wheel and that illegal to do. The game show was recalled Wheel of Hackers LOL. These hacker are Called "The I don't wanna solve gangsters" and also hit the Puzzle Board. Hacker hacked it and iwon $1,00,000 LOL. Wild at Heart 17:54, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

  • Delete. Yeah, that's terrible. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:57, 19 Feb
  • DDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 20:45, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful, and older versions were still unsatisfactory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:46, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete on the strength of the above excerpt. Retards write the darndest things! Spıke Ѧ  22:41 19-Feb-10
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  • Delete. Some noob created this in userspace in 12/08. I thought this might have potential, but after sitting on it a while I changed my mind. It's crap. If deleted, also get {{Flea Market}}, used only on this article. Wild at Heart 15:01, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I did read it. It's just like a mini-mall; and the owner is Black. The article hammers these points home but neglects to mention the relevance of either, or of the location itself. In other words, Who gives a bleep? Spıke Ѧ  15:14 19-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Move it back to userspace. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 19 February 2010
  • Not as cool as swap meets. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:12, 19 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:38, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. I first thought this was about Field Marshal Montgomery on a skim through here. Oh, it's about some unremarkable flea market.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:56, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Low marks in every category. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:24, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Send this to hell  Please, what was the point of this? --Wilytank 14:15, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Blatantly racist in an ED kind of way. Wild at Heart 14:56, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Worthless. Pointless racism poisons the well for our award-winning funny racism. It should be huffed, not just tagged with an animated template. But worse than the race is the density of the memes and the nonsense numerals. Spıke Ѧ  15:19 19-Feb-10
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  This is crap. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 19 February 2010
  • Nigger. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:10, 19 Feb
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  The 300 reference is funny but egregiously misspelled; the SNL references are limp; the rest is unfunny game show cruft. I'm a game show fan and I didn't laugh once at anything, except for the fact that someone could misspell "Jeopardy" so badly. I mean, Trebek a robot? Not funny. Wild at Heart 02:46, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bzzz! "Random crap." "I'm sorry. You didn't phrase your answer in the form of a question. Like this article, you fail, n00b!." -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 11:32, Feb. 19, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Alex, What is, "Delete"? It would get better immediately with the deletion of Sections 5 and 6. But still not funny. Spıke Ѧ  15:17 19-Feb-10
  • Jepoardy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:04, 19 Feb
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:14, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
  • LOL. This is apparently an attempt to invent a fictional character and insert him into a real cartoon and then mash it together with GI Joe. Epic fail. On a side note, I loved M.A.S.K. toys as a kid. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:02, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:27, Feb. 19, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anyone old enough to remember this cartoon should be too old to write this badly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:35, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? --Wilytank 14:41, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. Shouldn't this be gone by now, since it has more than 5 delete votes? Wild at Heart 14:57, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Indeed. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:04, 18 February 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Ganados in iron masks are immune to psychic powers and the evil eye, so attacking with a spoon is the best plan for feeding them milkshake.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed, why do novice writers of an "encyclopedia" article think that the format requires them to include a listy instruction manual? This could be Mariachi bandcruft, except that it has nothing to do with any actual band, or anything else. Substantially unchanged since September 2006. Spıke Ѧ  12:46 17-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:33, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:02, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Spike. Wild at Heart 22:07, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A few good lines, but not enough to save it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:05, Feb 19
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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. As one might expect, there's far too little flesh on these bones. And the little flesh that's there isn't exactly tasteful. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 18 February 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A skeleton on which to pointlessly hang jokes about sex organs. Spıke Ѧ  15:47 18-Feb-10
  • Dickslol. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:37, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - The concept could work if written correctly, but the execution here is terrible. I might consider rewritting it in the future. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:32, Feb. 19, 2010
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Doesn't even try. Wild at Heart 02:40, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Math has some good stuff, perhaps some of it not original; and pursues themes of interest beyond math geeks, such as how girls do at math. Mathematics looks listier and has some nonsense numbers. At the least, someone knowledgeable should attempt a merge of the best stuff. Spıke Ѧ  17:58 18-Feb-10
  • Keep. Not great, but certainly not delete worthy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:32, 18 Feb
  • Keep. Popular articles should have their history checked for a better version, and err... shouldn't be deleted just to make room for a better article with a different name but the same subject matter. I think? Fucked if I know, I'm not a sysop. --Matfen 21:11, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
Close enough! The bit about checking the history of all pages was kinda the point that mattered... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:40, Feb 18
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  • Deja vu much? --Matfen 17:36, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
Sounds to me... That Mr Matfen here knows how this here VFD page thing works. Why don't you explain it to Mr Snowyowl over there? Go on! You can then become like one of us old farts who troll around VFD looking for people to swear at. It's great fun. Honest! :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:02, Feb 18

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Probably a copypaste from somewhere. Definitely a load of bullshit. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 18 February 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So many empty links. --Wilytank 14:44, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (1) Author tries to shovel crap from Wikipedia into Uncyclopedia and (2) can't even do that right. Spıke Ѧ  14:55 18-Feb-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:38, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looking at the talkpage, the author seems to have made this for the sole purpose of it to be vandalized. Too bad for him, It went untouched for 4 years until Socky came. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:50, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. "Hey, let's throw in a couple scientologists and polar bears and give the article some whacky Chinese name!" —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:30, 18 February 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, it's not some random Chinese name; it's the name of a rock group, a one-hit wonder mostly noted for its lyric, "Everybody Wang Chung tonight." As the author admits in the final sentence of this babble essay: "Who fucking cares, really? I just wanted to put in an entry for Wang Chung." Spıke Ѧ  14:53 18-Feb-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:39, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:47, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. per Sockpuppet. Wild at Heart 22:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Get rid of this. It hasn't been changed since 2006. --Wilytank 14:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We ought to have an article on Lake Ontario: It's big, it's notable, and it's in the template. But this particular article has nothing going for it, except the very last sentence. Spıke Ѧ  14:20 18-Feb-10
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:06, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first paragraph had some potential, but it commits suicide in the second. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:38, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Based on the title, I was hoping this was some science humor lost on Socky. Nope, it's simply pointless drivel. Sorry I doubted you, Socky. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:26, Feb. 18, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts with an encyclopedia cliché, the first hint that, if you can't dazzle 'em with content, you're going to baffle them with bullshit. Spıke Ѧ  13:37 18-Feb-10
  • I like bullshit as much as the next guy, but come on. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:04, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per spike. Wild at Heart 22:06, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Odd and dull. Should have been ICU'd. Wasn't. So here it is. Have a quick look, yawn, then vote delete, you know it makes sense. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:13, Feb 18
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It's apparently about toilet paper, which is fitting, as this article is a turd. Yet not a good turd, like the corny chunks that make going to the bathroom fun on occasion. The unspecial kind you have to get out of your system and immediately flush only as an obligation. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:47, Feb. 18, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thank you for starting my day with that, Kip. Anyway, for Section 1 to be named, "The Little Bit At The Start Where You Find Out What This Article Is All About" means the real subject of this article is the exhilaration of a 10-year-old at getting crap published. Spıke Ѧ  13:36 18-Feb-10
  • That's pretty bad. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:03, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 18 February 2010
  • Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Fuck this article. That series was awesome. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:32, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Been here ages. Hardly been edited in years. Not linked from anywhere. Really dull, shading to boring. No jokes. Ends up listy. The idea may have been funny to the author, but not to anyone else. And there are already too many Zelda-based articles. "The Thunder Sleeper". Really? How droll. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:15, Feb 18
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Long and boring, like having sex with <insert name here>'s mom. Seriously, that woman is incapable of having an orgasm. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:34, Feb. 18, 2010
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, the concept is presenting, as though it were a (sigh!) video game--what?--the plumber? the electronics industry? home improvement? And the execution is typical of all articles that present something as a video game. An instruction manual that even gamers won't appreciate. Spıke Ѧ  13:33 18-Feb-10
  • Delete. Though I feel I should mention that I managed to give <insert name here>'s mom an orgasm okay. Did you try anal? She loves that. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:01, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Less punny, more funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:00, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Get it? They're all gay and that is, by extension, automatically comical. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anal rape is one meme that makes me stop (at line 9) and ask whether I really need more information before voting. Nah. Spıke Ѧ  19:10 17-Feb-10
  • failfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfail --Roman Dog Bird 20:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. This article sucks 37 dicks. In a row. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:50, Feb 18
    Try not to suck any dicks on the way. I love Kevin Smith movies. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:56, 18 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - This article leaves the taste of piss and flies in my mouth. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:31, Feb. 18, 2010
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EMMET FAIL! --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Quick, Marty! You must go back and huff that Uncyclopedia article about me or humanity is doomed! Yes, Marty, it really is that shitty. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 18:42, Feb. 17, 2010
  • aahahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 20:30, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:02, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ah, I understand. He invented the Earth, and has a comedy Jew. Spıke Ѧ  01:42 18-Feb-10
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Welcome to wibble world. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:10, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How to fast-track a new article to VFD? Decide that the subject is a nation, with Infobox (or a theme park?) Make the intro mainly discuss what is not known. And pack as many memes into Section 1 as you can. Spıke Ѧ  13:07 17-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Pointless drivel. I was hoping the quoting ending the article would at least be clever. It isn't. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 18:49, Feb. 17, 2010
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:34, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Definitely keepable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 17 February 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Come on, people! Would the EU really adopt as an anthem a song about a German crocodile with Nazi sympathies? Keep Keep Keep! But the entire verse has been cut out of the English translation of the lyrics, and what follows is idle speculation and wank-cruft. Spıke Ѧ  19:07 17-Feb-10
  • keep Could use some work, but there's nothing wrong with it. --monika 19:52, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I've edited it in place to correct the problems I reported above, notably restoring the full English translation. Spıke Ѧ  20:57 17-Feb-10

Kept Someone should make RDB an admin or somethin. :D MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, Feb 18

Ami Pinkberry Girl

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's so stupid it shouldn't even exist. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Have not been able to determine whether it's based on anything, nor whether the nexus to global warming and Al Gore is based on anything. Failing that, it's so stupid it shouldn't even exist. Spıke Ѧ  19:15 17-Feb-10
  • facepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalmfacepalm --Roman Dog Bird 20:25, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Ankh smite.png HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so funny. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:31, 17 February 2010
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif She has all the power of Godzilla and more, plus she has the strength of 5 Godzillas.  —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:08, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
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Baron von Brunk

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🔒 History of 3d Animation H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Concept is cute--a pioneer in animation works so glacially slowly that he gives it up and (fatefully!) starts the Nazi party. Author's Daddy must be an appliance salesman; there's too much hype and randomness. Garage sale? Why not? Spıke Ѧ  04:26 17-Feb-10
  • keep Some of the jokes in here suggest the author knows more about the subject than most people. I'm not going to say I have some ideas on what to do with this, because I know what happened last time I did that... --monika 05:45, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Nazi Garage Sale! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:40, 17 February 2010
  • RepreiveThis one has a good storyline, as Hitler pages go. Uncy has a reputation and task to uphold--to cover every possible permutation of alternative Hitler histories--and with a few minutes time from a few people this page could take its place in the lineup. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 18:35 17 Feb.MMX
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:01, Feb 17

🔒 YouTube H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete. Right, this page is a massive hunk of crap that already has the steamroller tag upon it. "But we need a page on YouTube" cries a conservative user. Well, what about moving the page on YouTubers to this actual article? It'd be better to move it now before it gets VFH'd on an article space we might have preferred to be named different. --Matfen 21:40, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Agree on the "massive hunk of crap" thing (Section 1 is a pure ego-rant) and on the remedy. Spıke Ѧ  00:26 17-Feb-10
  • DeleteOr, another idea, move YouTubers to YouTube and YouTube to YouTubers. The new page is very funny, and works well for YouTube, better than this one. A name change for both of them may split the pony. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 00:31 17 Feb MMX
After the swap, we'd need a new vote on deleting it under its new name, as it would still be just as bad! Spıke Ѧ  04:28 17-Feb-10
  • Delete. Some articles here act like fly paper , attracting all the ugly insects to leave their unfunny deposits. This is one of them. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Kept That was a truly pants nomination, so I'm closing it. CHECK THE FUCKING HISTORY BEFORE NOMINATION You guys voting should also know better. It took me 1 min to find a FAR better version. I'm going to start giving out bans at some point if people don't bother to check the page history for a better version before nomination. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:13, Feb 17

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  • Keep. If the pointless list is lost and some excess fungi removed, this isn't mind crunchingly awful. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:11, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good to see you in this box! This article does everything wrong--anthromorphizes a piece of food, freeing the author to have anything both ways, it's written in the spirit of a 10-year-old wanting everyone to notice he's writing his first real article, memes, lists, SHOUTING, choice of topics (war and mating, obviously). There is only one good thing about it: the title. Here is how I see it: Modern society is rebelling against processed foods and people are going back to whole-grain and multi-grain toast. This article is Uncyclopedia's way of putting us in touch with our past, before toast was domesticated at all. Spıke Ѧ  12:59 16-Feb-10
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 17 February 2010
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  • The above theme is now a new intro of Wild Toast. As usual, I await the addition of a new History section from Romartus, upon which things will snowball. Additional section headers are carved out to extend the article to other ways of politically correct eating, and back to Jam Jesus. Spıke Ѧ  00:30 17-Feb-10 post-edited

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Pixie and Dixie

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. About as funny as the horrible cartoon it's based on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:21, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author MrCleveland recently told Mr.N. he never reads HTBFANJS, also threatened to boycott Uncyclopedia until Easter. He understands what an article should do; he's just not good enough to make it do it. And this one won't be missed. Spıke Ѧ  12:59 17-Feb-10
Not sure how I missed that one. MrCleveland requested that his account be removed, and I thought I had huffed the lot. Well, all those which were not significantly edited by anyone else anyway. If there are any others which I missed post a link on my talk page. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:24, Feb 17
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  • The article does attach Dixie to the Winn-Dixie supermarket chain, as I linked game-show host Bill Cullen to the King Kullen chain. (This could be done at Dixie Chicks, but somehow we have no such article.) Spıke Ѧ  13:02 17-Feb-10

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🔒 User:Zith Melle H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete. Another Runescape vanity page created by IP's. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:15, 16 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ  20:35 16-Feb-10
Rescinded. Upon further review, this useless page was not created by IPs but by the user "Zith Melle" who also contributed on the Runescape-cruft we voted on below. I don't care what he has on his user page. Spıke Ѧ  20:37 16-Feb-10
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  • Yeah, I found User:Zezima because this guy contributed to the page in recent changes, so it's invalid. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:39, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Let's not go and nominate userpages for deletion, shall we? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:21, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Okay, before you all go off on me, I'm pretty sure this isn't an actual user as the page was created by IPs and it has no contributions. The page itself consists of RuneScape vanity cruft about some guy nobody cares about. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:09, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:11, 16 Feb
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Sure. Any time. Spıke Ѧ  20:33 16-Feb-10
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What Pelagonium said. Really conceited shit about a person nobody's heard of on an internet game that a lot of people don't really like. --Wilytank 21:12, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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  • And that one as well. You don't think there is actually a user? Go to QVFD or talk to an admin, don't waste precious VFD space over this. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:22, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

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Eric Theodore Cartman

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Over the years it's evolved from a regurge of Southpark catchphrases into a tower of epic cruft with Southpark catchphrases sprinkled in liberally. At no point did it seem to be very good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Fat-ass homo sexuals. If Cartman was a South Park character, he can only be done justice to if someone starts over. Spıke Ѧ  18:47 15-Feb-10
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:47, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg This is stupid! - Screw you guys, I'm going home! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:52, Feb. 15,

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  • Delete. The opening paragraph perfectly introduces you to the style of the following article:It's going to be shit all the way down to the turgid bottom. Thanks author for the warning. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:14, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Porno Titles That Should Exist, But Don't H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep Again, a good edit sweep, some photos, quality writing, etc. would cure the illness. As mentioned, this is a popular title, so a couple of people working on it should pop its cork. IP's must enjoy adding in a title or two once in awhile, why not leave them this pond to swim in. Aleister in Chains 19:25 14 Feb. MMX
  • Keep As usual there was a version in the history where someone with a mind had edited it. Why was that version not nominated? Still the same format mind, but with far less shit. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:25, Feb 14
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:59, 15 February 2010
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Perhaps there should just be a section here for lists (good ones) as I did laugh at 'The Lion, the Bitch in a Wardrobe'. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:22, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. It helps me write my screenplays.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Feb 2010 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:23, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is everything bad about listcruft, plus everything bad about bandcruft when it endeavors to amuse by converting every song title to a pun. It is funny when authors devise a horrible movie title, then realize that the horrible porn industry had already stooped that low. But authors are often explaining their own jokes to the reader. Spıke Ѧ  19:20 14-Feb-10
  • No. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 19:28, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete Who would ever look at this and be entertained? mAttlobster. (hello) 19:30, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Nominator is going to get heavy pushback, as this is the 297th most-read article on Uncyclopedia (683 hits), well ahead of the National Hockey League and the PlayStation 3. Spıke Ѧ  19:20 14-Feb-10
Hi. Where are the number of hits listed? I really like the Wikipedia daily hit-count, that makes edited there really enjoyable when the right article is worked on and improved. Aleister in Chains
The above stats are from Special:Mostpopulararticles, a report run once a day. Spıke Ѧ  19:50 14-Feb-10
Thanks. Are those daily, weekly, monthly, or total Uncy history? Will look at them later, off to see the Wizard now, as well as my Valentines Day crap duties. Al, few minutes later.
Those stats are a load of crap IMO. I doubt they are accurate. It's probably old data. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:28, Feb 14
Good question, Aleister; I'd say they are monthly hits as they don't bounce around from day to day. I disagree that good editing, or anything else short of Full Frontal Nudity, induces a lot of non-Unc fans to start visiting an Unc page. I've improved a couple of the pages on the list; the rest of the world is pleased, and moves on. Spıke Ѧ  14:01 15-Feb-10
Hey people, check this out: Special:Mostpopulararticles = Special:MostRevisions. By "most popular" they just mean "most edited". —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 15 February 2010
So that explains why, after I fix up an article, its "popularity" drops off. It would be a stronger statement not to be on this list, as a really good article convinces Mr. I.P.Anon that he can't improve on it. Spıke Ѧ  17:46 15-Feb-10
Well, we rewrote Stereotype and deleted List of Stereotypes, the most popular article on Uncyc. We should delete this before it gets overwhelmingly huge and unfunny like the former List. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:06, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
If you want to rewrite this, that's fine. But it's completely absurd to delete an article to prevent it from being edited, when articles can be protected. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:45, 15 February 2010
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. - This is a situation where I want to vote keep, similiar to the vote on List of Profanity, but with a stronger urge, yet I'm worried it's the ol' snickering 13-year-old in me talking, of whom I must keep under warps due to concern over the welfare of Uncyclopedia's quality, as releasing him would cause an immediate merge with my subconscious Id, creating a disaster of monster movie proportions, also, a run-on sentence. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:49, Feb. 15, 2010
Where the hell is Kip the Dip? The man who seriously and genuinely thinks Fisher Price is actually a good article? Who is this imposter? I'm calling the police. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:07, Feb 15

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  • Comment. As Orion Blastar is still around, I suggest it is given back to him before It is removed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 01:21, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
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