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People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness!

PEEING Top Secret Headquarters.

This is a group dedicated to creating, submitting, and, if you feel like it, whoring quality Pee Reviews.

• Users that wish to join to help improve the quality of Pee Reviews... SIGN UP HERE.
• General whoring or whinging about wanting a Pee Review... WHINGE ABOUT WANTING A PEE REVIEW HERE.
• All members, and prospective members, should live their PEEING life by... OUR HOLY BOOK OF GUIDELINES.
• A list containing every pee pissed and every pisser going back to December 2007 is regularly updated... CAJEK'S LIST.

This page should generally be used for nominations, announcements, and excremental party business.

For general discussion, please use the TALK PAGE.

Recent News

• No recent news. Everything is fine. Obviously.

Guidelines

Taking the piss is serious business (it's not personal)

There are currently only 2 rules for membership in the Society.

1. You must give quality Pee Reviews. I will may probably won't be going through Pee Review every few weeks to make sure that members are giving good reviews, but that's OK, because some other guys do it almost daily. This means being completely honest in the review and giving at least a couple of suggestions for improvement (if improvement is needed). Otherwise, you'll get a good firm talking to.
2. You must give at least 1 Pee Review per month. Obviously, we'd like you to do much more than that, but if you don't do at least that you'll end up with the smelly ol' retirees. Our goal is to make sure that the authors of potentially good articles receive the help they need, and to do so we need to make sure that articles actually get reviewed. Doing more than the required amount of reviews every week will likely result in promotion to a higher rank. Whether or not that's a good thing is all up to interpretation.
3. Don't always believe what they tell you about the number of rules.

Membership Requests (currently 0)

You can't bribe your way in, you have to do some Pee Reviews!

Place requests here. An Attending Urologist will be along shortly to check you out. 5 good reviews and you're in. (We decide if they're good, not you!)

Members

Ranking

(1) Piss artists of rank Fresh Stain and above

• Entitlement to {{PEEING}} which may be added to their user page identifying as being of high urinary quality.

(2) Piss artists of rank Attending Urologists and above

• Must have been a contender for RotM, and be nominated for this rank by another member of Peeing using the talk page. ChiefjusticeDS or UU will then judge the suitability of the candidate, and promote as appropriate. Their decisions are final. They also get made when they feel like it.
• May patrol recent Pees and contact those distributing particularly piss poor Pee Reviews and encourage them to improve. That's without pissing them off.
• May update Cajek's list at any time, provided they know how to.

(3) Piss artists of rank Steel Kidney and above

• Automatically gains rank of Commander.

Captain Catheters

• UU - natter
• ChiefjusticePS2

Fresh Stains

• -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
• |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill |
• RAHB
• $Fe^{+3}AlFe^{+2}$

OEJ skilfully performs his work

Attending Urologists

• Black Flamingo

Steel Kidneys

These badasses can piss for hours, while asleep, without a break, in the Arctic, with a bunch of whiny n00bs bugging them. They also won the Reviewer of the Month award.

• OEJ (Nov, '07)
•   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec, '07) (Pee list)
• MrN  Fork you! (Jan, '08) (Pee list)
• UU - natter (Feb, '08) (Dec, '09) (Pee list)
• ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  (Mar, '08) (Pee list)
• ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), (Apr, '08) (Pee list)
• Mightydandylion (talk) Fk (May, '08) (Pee list)
• Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise (Jun, '08) (Pee list)
•    Orian57    Talk   (Jul, '08) (Pee list)
• Hyperbole (Aug, '08) (Feb, '11)
• SirGerrycheeversGunTalk (Sep, '08) (Pee List)
• — Sir Sycamore (talk) (Oct, '08)
• BlueYonder - CONTACT (Nov, '08)
• -kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." (Dec, '08)
• Mn-z (Jan, '09)
•    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   (Feb, '09)
• IronLung (Mar, '09)
• —The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs) (Apr, '09)
• Saberwolf116 (May, '09)
• Staircase CUN^t (Jun, '09) (Pee List)
• ChiefjusticePS2 (Jul, '09) (Oct, '10)
• Pup (Aug, '09)
• El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? (Sep, '09)
• —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein (Oct, '09)
• WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} (Nov, '09) (Pee List)
• • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} (Jan, '10)
• ~ (Feb '10)
• -- Sf13 (Mar '10) (Pee List)
• Black Flamingo (Apr '10) (Nov '11)
• Matfen (May '10)
• --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) (Jun '10) (Pee List)
• —John Lydon (Jul '10)
• (CUN) (Aug '10)
• ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) (Sep '10) (Pee List)
• (talk) (Mar '11)
• OliOmniOmbudsman (Apr '11) (Aug '11)
• ShabiDOO (May '11)
• (Jun '11)
• ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) (July '11)
• Mattsnow (Sep '11)
• Anton (talk) (Apr '14)

Retirees

Sometimes, PEEING members need to take a break, either from Pee Review or all of Uncyclopedia, and either temporarily or permanently. However, we still love them (except for that one guy. You know the one.) and they are welcome back anytime they wish. For that purpose, they are forever preserved here, ranks intact.

• Fresh Stain Manforman
• Fresh Stain Premier Tom mayfair
• Fresh Stain Narf, the Wonder Puppy
• Fresh Stain Pieface
• Fresh Stain Mordillo
• Fresh Stain Doovad
• Fresh Stain Uncyclopedian
• Fresh Stain Jim Groovester
• Fresh Stain TheLedBalloon
• Fresh Stain Unknown_user
• Fresh Stain An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
• Fresh Stain Serq_fet
• Fresh Stain AE
• Attending Urologist Finnius
• Attending Urologist Javascap
• Fresh Stain Optimuschris
• Fresh Stain Gladstone
• Fresh Stain THE
• Fresh Stain Fag
• Fresh Stain Mrmonkey72
• Fresh Stain Yodel monkey
• Former Captain Boomer
• Fresh Stain Syndrome (Pee list)
• Fresh Stain DJ Irreverent
• Fresh Stain Cap'n Ben
• Fresh Stain Docile hippopotamus
• Fresh Stain Kit paddle
• Fresh Stain CheddarBBQ
• Fresh Stain Zheliel
• Fresh Stain LongLiverh3
• Fresh Stain Methamphetamine
• Fresh Stain Luvvy
• Fresh Stain Happymonkey39
• Fresh Stain Miley Spears
• Fresh Stain Sequence
• Fresh Stain Nameable
• Fresh Stain Electrified mocha chinchilla
• Fresh Stain Striker2117

Rather depressing, isn't it?

Awards

Separate to the RotM award, this group may bestow the following awards on those who produce copious quantities of healthy piss...

Or maybe even...Or Perhaps...Then of course...Or the greatest award of them all...What more incentive could you need??? Get pissing!

Ranking Templates

These templates may be added to the User pages of PEEING members, providing they have attained the correct rank.

{{PEEINGFS}} Fresh Stain P.E.E.I.N.G.

{{PEEINGAU}} Attending Urologist P.E.E.I.N.G.

{{PEEINGSK}} Steel Kidney P.E.E.I.N.G.

Thanks to Skinfan13 for their creation, he truly has more time on his hands than the rest of us.

Current Pee Review Artists

Updated by lots of different people, including Cajek, Under User and ChiefjusticeDS, but not MrN9000 cos he's a lazy ass.

Top 10 All-Time

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	√ ChiefjusticeDS	201	201	100%
2	√ Black flamingo11	134	134	100%
3	√ UU	132	131	99%
4	√ PuppyOnTheRadio	108	105	97%
5	√ Lyrithya	102	101	99%
6	√ Hyperbole	101	100	99%
7	√ Saberwolf116	100	94	94%
8	√ Gerrycheevers	89	82	92%
9	√ Orian57	77	75	97%
10	√ Mnbvcxz	75	73	97%

Top 5 (Placeholder)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Under user	100	100	100%

Top 5 last month (Placeholder)

User:Cajek/Pee
#	user	# of reviews	# of "in-depth" reviews	% of reviews "in-depth"
1	Black flamingo11	60	60	100%