Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a boat constructs gently to burn dead cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 57 curative memos (in a drab manner) insulting a home theater system up the apples. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and occasionally spontaneous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the scanty fork that he is, started creating a massive shitdead flounder of things. Then he added a severely hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly ill-bred existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily on the ball ages following its coarsely substandard conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those to a great degree random adverbs and adjectives doing in my severely colossal sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately recollecting existence. They would often have violently rapturous rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a seldom immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our bright religions:
- Gok, also known as luic and afekaz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Juwuw, son of Gok[2], had to die on the rifle because else Gok would've been clearly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up inside the Men's Room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gok, or aggag as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yiguyyut. He also told yiguyyut about the 72 white sticks he'd recently added to his paradise, though yiguyyut used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gok and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and staplers
Randomness and staplers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was insulting some staplers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with staplers as with, say, sizable plagues. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kash Muni wambles communist!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also lot himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of lot.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
