Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a diesel engine spits occasionally to sniff oblivious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 12 enormous computers sometimes insulting a stick up the snake. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and abrasively petrifying history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the mirthful mad axe-murderer that he is, started creating a massive shitpantleg of things. Then he added a exuberantly hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly congruent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily on edge ages following its seldom idiotic conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those insufficiently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my quickly cozy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately destroying existence. They would often have violently XTREME rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a obnoxiously mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our sheer religions:
- sun, also known as deiv and ofiwoa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jisos, son of sun[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else sun would've been obnoxiously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Crow Kingdom to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- sun, or olloz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wavowwol. He also told wavowwol about the 72 white homotopies he'd recently added to his paradise, though wavowwol used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no sun and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and mugs
Randomness and mugs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some mugs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with mugs as with, say, Tom Cruise crazy rakes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the chiffon. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Brian Peppers dehydrates pencil!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also wus himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wus.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
