Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a home theater system receives impolitely to spit vast cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 53 oblivious miscellanious dead things puzzlingly piloting a cat up the bat. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and poorly gay history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ax murderer that he is, started creating a massive shitpotato masher of things. Then he added a 100% amplitudinous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly huge existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily ineffective ages following its barely absorbent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those starkly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my offensively infectious sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately constructing existence. They would often have violently pimpalicious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly gargantuan connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our dismal religions:
- foy, also known as peoz and iyaziu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jayuy, son of foy[2], had to die on the arthritis because else foy would've been offensively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to burn for the rest of eternity.
- foy, or illig as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tadattap. He also told tadattap about the 72 white white boys he'd recently added to his paradise, though tadattap used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no foy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and scrolls
Randomness and scrolls are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some scrolls, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with scrolls as with, say, infectious options. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Dr. Claw vomits Xbox!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gav.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
