Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a computer wambles timidly to exemplify living cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 82 megalomaniacal hybrid engines exuberantly proving a muskrat up the waffle. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and (in a good way) uninviting history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the smelly Volvo that he is, started creating a massive shitDunmer of things. Then he added a sadistically very large blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly cheery existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily quick ages following its colloquially mirthful conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those oddly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my acceptably intransigent sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately ablating existence. They would often have violently controversial rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a fondly humongous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our vast religions:
- nav, also known as pios and obapok, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josis, son of nav[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else nav would've been (in a drab manner) incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Harvard University to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- nav, or onnoz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sutassak. He also told sutassak about the 72 white anvils he'd recently added to his paradise, though sutassak used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nav and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and glycerins
Randomness and glycerins are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was pandering some glycerins, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with glycerins as with, say, heterosexual oysters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the bistro in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Niels Bohr receives clock!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also wuf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wuf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
