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Week of 5 February

Waiting to see if his hangover kicks in any time soon. If not, hammer time. -- Paw print.jpg 22:17, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
1 monthBraydie 16:42, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie 16:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
Two days. -- Paw print.jpg 15:45, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Infinibanned. —rc (t) 06:40, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
2 contributions that aren't breaking any rules. Also, checkuser for what? it's most likely one of the people that are involved with that forum. —Braydie at 12:46, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
Caught an infinite upside the head care of FF. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/9 22:28
Never mind; if there's one thing Famine is on, it's the ball.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
If you use the {{user}} template and click the "all" in the preview, you don't end up posting people here who have already been banned. I mean, theoretically.... Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/9 01:10
So I posted this three minutes after he was banned...I underestimated the speed and haste of the admin cadre. Also, I wasn't paying attention. Mostly that last bit. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
One week, only really affected one page. —Braydie at 22:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
1 month I think.. —Braydie at 22:12, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
1 weekBraydie at 08:35, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
3 days. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:05, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Yep. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/8 03:15
No longer editing, due to a severe case of Tompkinitis. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/8 01:06
Seems to be unable to edit. No idea why. Ok, I know why..... Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/8 01:06
1 week Indeed. —Braydie at 23:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Infibanned by Rad. —Braydie at 16:37, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Already banned. —Braydie at 18:57, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
3 daysBraydie at 20:12, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Week of 29 January

I would ban this account, but because sannse is away I can't get a checkuser. If I remember I'll get her to do it when she gets back. —Braydie at 00:02, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Codeine also has access to checkuser aswell, I think. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:24, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Couple of weeks. —rc (t) 07:24, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Few days. I usually treat multipage blankers much more severely. —rc (t) 07:24, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Cat got the mouse. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02/3 02:29
2 weeksBraydie at 16:05, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
2 monthsBraydie at 21:50, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Block expires in 2022. —Braydie at 17:11, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
I'll use my hammer to take care of both problems in the same manner. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/31 23:04
Not really all that severe. One day, and directed to you know which article. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
That thing you wrote on the block log - priceless :) ~Jewriken.GIF 18:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I swear I didn't see this BP entry until I blocked him with the summary "serial blanker." Great minds...—rc (t) 00:11, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Hehehe... I just think he/she deserved an infiniban. Seems like that troll had no other purpose in his/her life. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:13, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Blanked. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/30 14:52
Repeat vandal from self-stated school IP. Gone for awhile. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/30 14:52
He was moved by my request to not do that. Permanently. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/30 14:52
InfiniteBraydie at 07:54, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
1337 daysBraydie at 07:54, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
He had one shot to be funny, per Rule #2. And Failed. Gone forever. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/30 14:52
Hmm, I was deciding this one for some time (5 mins), I'm guessing that Spang is around 10 years old now, so I think that 6 years should do it. —Braydie at 21:41, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
One weekBraydie at 16:35, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
I timeouted both users for 2 hours, however if they decide that it is funny to do it again then it will be longer. —Braydie at 15:18, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
2 weeksBraydie at 14:57, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
4 yearsBraydie at 14:59, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Week of 22 January

1 weekBraydie at 20:18, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • 1 week, same time as the username ban. -- Paw print.jpg 12:34, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
I gave him a week. —Braydie at 12:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Time-outed. —rc (t) 06:20, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Wrong address, but don't worry, I think I got all the redirect vandals. —rc (t) 04:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
1 week Sockpuppet was infibanned. —Braydie at 15:28, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
2 monthsBraydie at 15:34, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Got batted out of park by Codiene. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/24 00:43
Freed to wii on some other website. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/24 00:43
1 week - That will give him some time to read those links on his talk page. —Braydie at 14:55, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
1 monthBraydie at 14:48, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Week of 15 January

Death by Todd. —Braydie at 15:14, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Death by Todd. —Braydie at 15:14, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Death by Todd. —Braydie at 15:14, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 18:38, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

3 days - Let them think about what they had done. —Braydie at 18:45, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Infinite - All were external files. —Braydie at 18:45, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
3 days I doubt they'll come back, but this is just in case. —Braydie at 11:16, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Hinoa got 'im. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:37, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
1 week - It seems he got off lightly for doing something last week as well. Maybe now they can think about what they have done. —Braydie at 15:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment-Also according to the IP's wikipedia talk page this I.P. is not only used for one secondary school but a network of secondary schools...--Scott 04:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
3 hours, so the vandal should be in class by then. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:16, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Got 'im for 5 hours, after which I expect he'll give up. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:55, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Asked politely for him to stop. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/17 02:08
Mhailled to the cross. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/17 02:08
Buh bye. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 00:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Time for reflection. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 00:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
1 week enforced vow of silence. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:52, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Infiniban. I have no more tolerance for stupid usernames. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:52, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Comment This is deffinetly the same person, if you check his contribs. Time for a range ban I think. I'm tired of reverting after him....Well, not really tired. A bit drowsy. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:45, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Week of 8 January

That ain't too horrible. No ban.The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:32, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Are you sure you got that right, Insinerate? I checked his contribs, and I didn't find a single one. Even if his edit was reverted, it still would be a contrib. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:32, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Braydie pointed out the correct IP over IRC, and he's banned for 1 week. H.23:37 UTC, 01.14.2007
12 hours. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 04:49, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
1 week. I'm not going to block everyone from editing now, am I? —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 00:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
I know that my life of crime has led me to this sorry fate...and yet...I blame society. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:35, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

*216.224.121.143 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) Blanker. —Braydie at 14:46, 13 January 2007(UTC)

Err, I don't think it's wise to block this one. —Braydie at 15:31, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
3 days HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:53, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Just a weekend block, as it seems to be a shared computer. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:53, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
I vandalised him back. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01/12 00:56
3 days and needs to learn the rules of engagement. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:12, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
FAM-INE-ATE!The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:12, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Day.The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 21:30, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
I hate these "only contribution is a bad one" IPs. I've put him in my redflags.js file so I can keep an eye on him. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 19:40, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
Taken care of, but if it's a range, be sure to use the {{range}} template in the future (with CIDR notation). —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 19:41, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Happy New Year! Week of 1 January

He must not have known enough not to pull Tompkins' finger. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [23:02, 6 January 2007 (UTC)]
Derezzed. 3 days (because that's what I give everyone for everything)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:46, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
I can't give partial blocks for partial blanking, so 3 days. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [23:02, 6 January 2007 (UTC)]
One biblical ass-kicking to go, please. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [19:47, 4 January 2007 (UTC)]
Working on the latter and infinibanned the former. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [15:47, 4 January 2007 (UTC)]
Mhaille got him.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:44, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille took care of him, as I informed him via IRC. —Braydie at 16:26, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Went back in time and pwnt him for 3 days (and his little dog, too). —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [05:41, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]

Week of 24 December

Got him. Infinate ban for being more clever than I am.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:54, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Please let me off with a small ban. I have got rid of all my Drama crap. I plan to be a good user from now on. --203.164.179.50 15:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
Given the week off.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [21:26, 27 December 2006 (UTC)]
1 week.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [22:34, 24 December 2006 (UTC)]
30 seconds because I don't care. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [22:34, 24 December 2006 (UTC)]
1 day.Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [22:34, 24 December 2006 (UTC)]

Week of 17 December

One day. My benefit-of-the-doubt-ometer thinks that these were mistakes borne out of ignorance rather than malice. Pointed in the usual direction. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:17, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
I gave him 3 days, because I was feeling in a blocking mood. Next time it happens, it'll be longer. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:38, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
I'd never ban such valued contributers to this website. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/19 21:57
Luckily, he didn't mess anything else up before I got to him, eh? :) Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/19 21:57
Stalked user for 2 days due to questionable edits. Left for one day, and returned to this pile of crap. Thanks for all the reverts. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/17 16:58
Learning how to be funny as we speak. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/17 16:58
You'd think after all the community discussion about not adding usernames to articles, he'd be smart enough not to add usernames to gay sex. Oh, wait - his "faglist" was all broken code. Guess not. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/17 16:58

Week of 09 Dezember

Gone. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/17 16:58
Taking a holiday. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/17 16:58
Editing ability removed for three days. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/15 22:28
I wasted my "polite request" for the month on this guy. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/15 22:28
Bizarre, a week --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
2 Weeks I'm pretty certain about this.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
A Bit --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Some time--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Can't Remebr 2 weeks I think--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Mhaille got him. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:08, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
1 Month --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
2 weeks --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
2 Weeks--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
1 Week --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
His edit to uncyclopedia may just be him being bold and try to remove cruft (god Sophia knows that article needs it!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:25, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Glad that my general hatred of mankind comes in useful sometimes. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/15 00:02
Hinoa gave him a timeout --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:25, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Looks like he might actualy be doing something with Early Africans so gets a pass for now. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:25, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Famine got him --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:25, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
2 Weeks --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:05, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
2 Weeks--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:05, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
Given a 3 day tickle, hopefully he will get a clue.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:05, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
banninated for 2 weeks. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 01:55, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Everything below the line has been taken care of in some form or another. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [15:05, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]


Would you like fries with this block? —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
Speedblock, HOOOO! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:39, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
Mysteriously vanished. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:41, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]
Umm, he messed up mine too, in addition to other things. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:59, 11 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?
Inter-wiki infiniban. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [02:41, 12 December 2006 (UTC)]