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Grue crossing.jpg
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 The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Penis de milo.jpg
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 The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Leonardo.jpg
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 Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy. Image credit: Rei |
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Helloapocalypse.jpg
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 "Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?" Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Bass player.JPG
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 Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes. Image credit: Col.swordman |
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Pontius pilot.JPG
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 The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you. Image credit: Savethemooses |
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Aoushot1.jpg
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 A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Goatsebusters.jpg
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 There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call? Image credit: RadicalX |
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Armstrong moon.JPG
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 The famous 1969 Life cover featuring The Apollo Program's culmination, the successful landing of Louis Armstrong on the Moon. Image credit: Gerrycheevers |
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Armed monkeys.jpg
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 The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps. Image credit: Sunsneezer |
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Apple pie chart.jpg
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 The apple pie chart: A winning presentation. Image credit: Okochama |
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American goths.jpg
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 Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be. Image credit: Splaka |
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And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg
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 This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever |
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America nrv2.jpg
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 One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list. Image credit: Spang |
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Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg
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 Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb". Image credit: RadicalX |
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Africamapclear.PNG
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 Africa is widely known by those in the US to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also filled with monkeys, like those parks where they tear your car to shreds. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. (Rwanda sucks and has a very retarded name.) Things from Africa include: zoo animals, human trials, like monkeys; lots of fruit...um... AIDS? AIDS is from there, right? And black people? Hey, is that where African Americans came from? Yeah? Well, who knew? Image credit: Jordanus |
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Admin-pms.png
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 The pill for what ails our administrators. Image credit: RadicalX |
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9-11.png
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 9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun. Image credit: FreeMorpheme |
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28gayslater.png
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 28 Gays Later is a post-apocalyptic horror/shocker film released in 2008. It has become a cult film in the city of San Francisco, as much of its imagery and drama hit home with many fans describing it as the most hoboerotic experience since Top Gun. The film's sequel, 28 Twinks Later, proved to be a box office disappointment. Image credit: Sonje |
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1up.jpg
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 Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda. Image credit: CartoonDiablo |
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100AcreSuspects.jpg
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 "The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Image credit: Mhaille |
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Matrixdickjoke.jpg
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 "After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..." Image credit: Isra1337 |
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Tide Pods Candy.JPG
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Uyabba |
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GalleryofWTF.png
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 The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world. Image credit: 90s Kid21 |
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 In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market. Image credit: Kharpert |
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 The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport... Image credit: Sonje |
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TsarwarsIV.jpg
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 Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope Image credit: Sannse |
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ColossusofBarbie.jpg
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 One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's Valley of the Dolls. In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared:
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Stephenmartyr.jpg
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 St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred. According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday. St. Stephen is depicted here in a 12th century Orthodox icon. The grenade in his hand is probably anachronistic. Image credit: Isra1337 |