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LandoftheJews.png
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 Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead. Image credit: RabbiTechno |
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CheckpointCharlieSign.png
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 Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it. Image credit: ScottPat |
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BSoD box art.png
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Uyabba |
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GalleryofWTF.png
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 The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world. Image credit: 90s Kid21 |
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Tide Pods Candy.JPG
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 Insert image caption here Image credit: Insert image credits here |
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Psycho.jpg
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 Children's books as they should be, without sugar-coating. Image credit: Bonjo Nelson |
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Crop circles.jpg
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 I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time... Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Grue crossing.jpg
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 The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Satan-job.jpg
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 Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you? Image credit: RadicalX |
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Leonardo.jpg
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 Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy. Image credit: Rei |
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Admin-pms.png
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 The pill for what ails our administrators. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Mickey Pill.jpg
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 Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers. Image credit: Rcmurphy |
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Helloapocalypse.jpg
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 "Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?" Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg
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 "Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus." Image credit: Some user |
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Trojan horse.png
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 Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". Image credit: sannse |
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WikiSphere.jpg
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 Imagine a world in which the sum of all human knowledge is in your hand. Image credit: SunnyChow |
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Mavis Beacon.jpg
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 A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment. Image credit: Rcmurphy |
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Cool-wilde.jpg
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 Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day. Image credit: RadicalX |
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 Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired. Image credit: Blah Blah Blah |
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Chainsawcharge.jpg
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 Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war. Image credit: Asahatter |
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Ctfo.jpg
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 Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Imperialism2.jpg
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 Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism. Image credit: Thetoastman |
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Canadian Soldiers.jpg
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 In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. Image credit: NewMess1ah |
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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing. Image credit: Bezdomniy |
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Hand grenade.jpg
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 The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you. Image credit: Mosquitopsu |
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MrT-stained-glass.jpg
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 Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Aoushot1.jpg
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 A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Pontius pilot.JPG
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 The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you. Image credit: Savethemooses |
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Gi-jew-movie.jpg
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 GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real. Image credit: RadicalX |
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TsarwarsIV.jpg
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 Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope Image credit: Sannse |