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Asperger syndrome/lite
Origin[edit]
Asperger [is] (not to be confused with asparagus burger) gave immediate cause for suspicion by coming too soon on the heels of Autism, which had just paved the way for acceptance of different behavior in a [like] way that even [demonstrated by] your mom and Robin Williams never could.