Uncyclopedia is the worst
“If you fucking put this shit in any fucking article, I will come to your fucking house and punch all of you in the cock.”
To everyone who will listen to me, please do not go here because Uncyclopedia is the worst! None of its entries are ever funny after the first sentence. It is a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!
For example, it makes fun of India, New Mexico , America, and many other countries. World terrorists who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebrities such as Bob Saget are treated as dictators! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you go here that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start kitten huffing to make yourself feel better.
You guys suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you all of being sophomoric lower beings, possibly Americans, who still have not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Jimbo Wales and Wikipedia. Why? Because you are control freak humour FASCISTS. The only purpose for the Uncyclopedia is to let a group of internet fASCISTS spend all their days e-burning e-pages. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers. Oh. You are buttmunchers. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit? Not funny in any sense ever. Your injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? Stop masturbating or you'll need brail computers. What's up with you people? Are you high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!
I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!! I HAET UNCYCLOPEDIA!!
Just a poor imitation of Encyclopædia Dramatica!
And what the hell is that logo supposed to be - some sort of snake's egg? What sort of idiot thinks that looks good and by the way it is badly designed. If it is supposed to look like Wikipedia's logo it is just a feeble attempt at copying and copycats are just GaY!! As gay as a burst basketball would look. and What the hell are those featured pictures about. At least Encyclopædia drmatica use proper photographs and have some editing skils! Get photoshop you morons! Do you ever look at what you draw? Microsoft paintbrush became xtinct years ago! And MR. T stopped being funny yaers ago. GET A LIFE MORaNS!
Uncyclopedia is just a less funny version of Encyclopædia DRamaticca(which it copied)! This website isn't funny, at all, ever, in infinity!! They just try to ripoff ED, except G rated with unfunny people! Boring and dumb and all over the place. If Uncyclopedia were a house it'd be a condemned crack house. Who wants to read an article about some nerd's next door neighbor? Not me. Who cares about any of this crap? None of is real and your facts made me fail my history test. You know how wikipedia is useful and interesting? Well, uncyclopedia takes all of those sober, boring writers and gives them a place to attempt to write comedy material after they've been fired from UPN. Do you really want your nerdy classmates doing standup? I don't. Do you really want your nerdly classmates trying to play the Internet equivalent of paintball? The popular kid in school is encyclopedia dramatica - it's actually FUNNY!!!
CRAP CRAP CRAP CARP CARP!
Dont even get me started on 'kitten huffing'- this is just the sickest of the sick. What sadistic piece of shit came up with that? It might have been good if it was sunny but this is just a lack of intelligence. What sort of xample are we setting for kids reading? YOU guys should be SO SUED. Little immature think-they-are-smart children like me are going to grow up abusing poor little kittens and have warped senses of humor after reading this junk! This so called HUMOR is less fun than watching Barney! I LOVE BARNEY! BARNEY IS TEN TIMES THE DINOSAUR YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE! The fact that you abuse my favorite purple dinosaur makes my heart cry. Just a load of cheap jokes and bad jokes that are so over used that they become funny. But only to LOOSERS LIKE YOU. GETOFF THE INTERNET YOU JErkS!!!!!!!
The whole atmosphere is just warped and twisted. Everyone is an asshole. Useless Gobshite of the month? You are supposed to be rewarding good writing and general wikietiquette, not praising idiots who flame other innocent users and vandalise articles! If you ask me all the content on Uncyclopedia is much funnier vandalised. Your hostility towards 'noobs' scares potential new users away, and I am surprised you have more than 50 members! Crappy organisation! Junky junk junk.
A load of nonsense
Everything is just nonsense! incoherent madness such as AAAAAAAAA is treated as 'the pinnacle of literary exfcelence'. The winner of your poo lit surprize was just a freakin blog for Pete's sake! Who the hell are you kdidng? People are alllowed to rant on about how much they hate the barmuda Triangle and YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY when it is just JUNK. There is so much JUNK on this webcite I could sell it on a yard sale! Africa the birthplace of farting? Everyone knows it was Scotland! CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAP CRAP IDIOTS.
It's amazing how you guys lack any sign of intelligence and are completely uncapable of constructing a cynical, sardonic phrase or caption. My grandmotther, who be a teacher, once read your cite and gave it a F.
Your so called 'News' page is terrible! Just 'reporting' on George Bush and monkeys invading embassies is NOT funny! How can you laugh at this? It sucks! It gives me a hadache! HATE HATE HAT! Who edited all this? Some 12-year old on crack? A fifty year old blind man with three fingers on one hand? Eighty year old chinese men in panties? I like old chinese men in panties because they come to my house and dance for me. Anyhow, not like the scientists who carfully craft each Wikipedia article. People actually put care, effort and,most importantly, information, into them wikipedia articles. UNVYCLOPEDIANS just think up random crap and make a web page out of it. That is so NOT cool! :( NOT cool! NOT COOLEVER.
Oh and by the way, did you know that the founder of this wiki named Oscar Wilde is gaY??!?/ I hope you realise that. And because he is gay that means you are gaY to. HA HA HA HA AH HA!! If ya don't believe me just check out his biogarphy! This is just homophobic, humor Nazi nonsense! And none of his quotes are real - just made up ones by some totl nincompoops with no sense of humor! NOT FUNNY AT ALL EVER IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!1!!!1!!11111 JUN JUNK JUNK!
wat da hell?!?!?!
And wat the hell is THIS???!!?!(see below)
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THAT IS INDEED AA LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!!!!!!! every article on this website is bat fuck insane, whatever that is. If you don't know this by now, YOU ARE A RETARD!!! As is EVERYONE WHO GOES HERE!!!!! YOU ARE ALL SUCKY RETARDS SUCK SUCK SUCK SUKC SUCK SCUK!!!!!!!!!1!111
Racist Humor Nazis
How Uncyclopedia has survivd this long is completely beyond me. It should have been shut down by the Internet years ago. Why even visit here when you can just go to Wikipedias Bad Jokes and deleted nonsence page? At least people there have even a trace of a sense of humor! Uncyclopedia is just JUNK JUNK JUNK and CRAP CRAP CRAP CARP CRAPPY CARP!
Why do you hate other wikis so much? Is it because you are jaleous? Talk about racism within wikis! You portray the Average Encyclopedia Drmatica user as an illiterate foolish yokel, when they are clearly much better amd nicer than you. And what have you got against Jimbo Wales? Without him you wouldn't be here. You should be kissing his ass and honoring himm on a daily basis and thanking your lucky stars that he even allows you the honor of copying his site instead of suing the hell out of you.
If you want a good wiki, go to Enclyclopedia Dramatica where thay at least know how to spell, let alone form a funny article. DUMASSES. Uncyclopedipoop is just a pale imitation of it! You are all humor nazis at Uncyclopedia. Just like Hitler. At least ED is funny! Nobody cares about Uncyclopedia because it is just junky junky junkJUNK.
bURN UNCYLOPEDIA DOWN!!!1 BURNBURNBURN!! bURN IT AND LET US WATCH11!!!!!1!11111 URN UNCYCLOPEDIA AND SET IT IN SMOK AND LET IT BURN BURN BRUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11111!!!!!
I read an Uncyclopedia article and it almost made me CRy, because I realised that whoever wrote it must have a lot of hate in their heart to think of things like that. I hope you find Jesus Christ. I don't think it's funny, and if you do, you're not entitled to your own opinion ats it is horrible, cruel, and I think it's twisted. I'm sure there are better tings to do with the Internet. In fact I am going to find them and while I am doing that I am going to get you shut down. And copying a site that does such a service like Wikipedia just makes it SIckER!!! I don't know what the point of writing this is, I just feel saddened... it seems like you are all assholes and the world will be a better place when twisted people like 'Jonathos Huang' and 'Jack Thompson' decide to end their miserable existances. FUCKERs!
The site is essentially a kind of vanity site for those who are overly interested in its parent, even to the extent of including "witty" articles about particular "personalities" on the latter. Very reminiscent of the humour issue of a student newspaper, with lots of material that will tickle the fancies of the editors and their pals.
Reading anything on this site rather hurts my brain than my feelings. You guys are so clueless I'm really not gonna write anymore..........................
Why you guys suck
I don't know, blows my mind though. I can't imagine people laughing at this. And how many retards do you have to actually write over 20,000 articles. Make jokes that are relevant to something, ANYTHING. Quit talking about Oscar Wilde, hes dead, and was actually clever, you are not. YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!
ED is better? Hell no YES!!!11
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Uncy and ED, once again, you're BOTH unfunny CRAP. uncy it's stupid 'cause looks too much like wikipedia you know, at least in those major articles like jews and this stuff you can't mess up with, there are LOTS of things you see someone who LIKES the stuff just run and wrote it with some poor jokes but being gentle before someone could attack and humilliate the beloved shit. you're so unfunny that you got around 1 thousand different articles about hitler, an old old target that everbody hates so you can just write any shit and it will be fun like he's a faggot stupid biééééééetch (wow that's really funny) or other stupid things like micheal moore or "your mother" (wow that's new) and that's what people punch all day. ED it's just TOO agressive with everything and everyone with that stupid admin and LJ shit and in a few seconds you read pretty much everything because it seems that shit just got 5 articles and they're all linked all the time, right sometimes they "got teh lulz" but all in all it's just another virtual close-minded stupid bully bitches based on sex and the same old hitler biéééétch and stupid poles and jesus and in the ass and american political scene and frenchs and your mother. do you know what's funny? anarchopedia.org, because it's fucking hipocrit stupid nonsense and ape-minded that you just got to laugh til pee your paints just 'cause the domain exists. they'd win the context and then cry themselves to sleep. come'on i got a NPOV 'cause i've felt insulted and bored at both. so trust me kids, stop fighting over it 'cause none of you got the best slice of cake. make a rule that whoever makes fun of a clique will be shot. you made me type all this, bastards.
A Trained Scientist Writes
I am a professional humerologist with a bullet-proof brain. After examining the contents of this "site" I must say that in my opinion it is dangerous, dribbling and probably Communist. I believe that this "site" will cause fine young men to expand in subversive directions. Fine young men, the flower of youth, will be turned into dribbling clowns who run around smashing up dustbins and kicking animals for no good reason. It is for this reason that I cannot recommend this site for approval to the National Council for the Safe Perusal of Jokes.
Uncyclopedia is full of lies
We at IWETHEY do not find Uncyclopedia funny at all. Uncyclopeida is full of lies, and is part of a conspiracy to spread lies on the Internet. One of our former members who we caught using Sockpuppets on our forum, wrote a lot of articles on Uncyclopedia and contributed to the IWETHEY article that is full of lies about us. Not only is the IWETHEY article completely untrue, but it has stuff that actually happened in real life, and thus it makes it unfunny. It is like seeing a Road Runner cartoon and then finding out that the writer had fallen off a cliff and then was hit by a train and died, just like that character of Wile E. Coyote did. That makes the Road Runner cartoons unfunny, and are really Anti-humor, because the writer died that way. We therefore protest Uncyclopedia as it only feeds the paranoia of our former member that contributed to IWETHEY, and Uncyclopedia admins would not let us blank the page about us that is not funny at all. We feel that we have a right to blank Wiki pages, and that Uncyclopedia took away our freedoms and only promotes lies on the Internet. We therefore consider Uncyclopedia to be a Major source of misinformation on the Internet and just another web site Wiki that one can spread more lies and bullshit about stuff that we should be serious about instead.
Fuck Uncyclopedia
You guys think your sooo funny, but you are all horseshit. Encyclopedia Dramatica is way better than you fucking douchebags. Uncyclopedia is full of bullshit admins who fucking hate everyone. They deleted all of my pages for christsake! Those were good pages too! You fuckers have nothing better to do with your time than masturbate over Euroipods and make minor edits to shitty articles. I bet none of you have ever kissed a girl. And don't fucking lie and say you have, because I know. And what the fuck is up with the goddamn Cabal? IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY. I get the joke, and I get that it sucks big cock. STOP DRAWING IT OUT. Fuckers. And you guys think you have such clever takes/parodies on people, like John Cage and George W. Bush, but you don't. Those pages, like every page on Uncyclopedia, are a bunch of horseshit. GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS! Uncyclopedia is like someone shit in a hat and decided to call it pie. Or like the aristrocrats. NOT FUCKING FUNNY. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT. You guys can go to hell. Fucking bastards. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! You like the hard cock, I just know it. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UNCYCLOPEDIA? FUCK YOU ALL! I'M GONNA FUCKING VANDALIZE EVERYTHING FUCKING THING THAT FUCKING MOVES! FUCKERS!
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, and neither is ANYTHING ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! I FUCKING HATE YOU! Nothing here is ever funny, except for what I put on here, but that got fucking deleted by menstruating admins who have nothing fucking better to do than sit on their asses all day, edit Uncyclopedia, and watch hentai. Everyone who spends any more time than 10 minutes of their day on Uncyclopedia is a fucking nerd who probably hasn't seen the sun since school let out for the summer. Here's a helpful tip: GET SOME FUCKING FRESH AIR, YOU TURDS! Nobody who is a registered here knows anything about comedy. You douchehats need a constructive activity to do instead of being shitty editors on this shitty excuse for a Wikipedia parody.
You fucking faggots shouldn't feature this, because IT ISN'T FUNNY. Oh wait, neither are the other featured articles. So fuck you, you fucking faggot! The pussy admins with sand in their vaginas will never feature anything of mine because they suck total hard cock! Nobody who is a registered here knows anything about comedy. The "featured" articles are even worse than the non-featured articles, which is quite hard to do, but they get featured anyway because you faggots don't know shit. You douchehats need a constructive activity to do instead of being shitty editors on this shitty excuse for a Wikipedia parody. Now, I'm gonna fucking blank every fucking page I can fucking find, you fucking horsefuckers. If you fucking put this shit in any fucking article, I will come to your fucking house and punch all of you in the cock. Fucking faggots. "PENISPENISPENIS". I mean, come ON!
I hate Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia is a bunch of shit. You dumbshits think you're hilarious, dontcha? DONTCHA? Well you're not, you fucking faggots! You can all go to hell! For example, there is no quality control here. I mean, COME ON! Euroipods??? Kitten Huffing??? What a crock of shit! Those articles, and many more, are motherfucking tasteless and plain uninformative. I came here from a link at forum for an, and I quote, "alternative to Wikipedia". What I got was an encyclopedia Dramatica ripoff, only less funny. You douchehats should be ashamed of yourselves. Here is a short list of what I know you bastards do all day.
- Wake up.
- Masturbate to hentai.
- Edit Uncyclopedia.
- Masturbate to more hentai.
- Suck the big cock.
- Edit Uncyclopedia more, or maybe make a piece of shit article.
- Masturbate more to hentai.
- Go to sleep.
You fuckers make me sick.
This is hands down the worst website that ever existed you should all be ashamed of yourselves
I hate all of you at Uncyclopedia. Everyone that I hate are really bad people. I'm sure there's a place reserved for them in hell if it exists. I hate this website and everything it stands for. Its stuPid and stinky and you should be ashamed if u even think of going here.
This stUpid steenky website was born out of fun and games then turned into an tool of oppression by Nazi administrative types. Uncyclopedia is the worst website in evry sense of teh word. Everything it strives to be it is the worst for. Not funny! Not smart! Not anything! Its just st00pid and stinky! The inside jokes are comepletely inayn, not even in a funny way! The constant banning and buttsecksing of the users of tihs site prove that its the worst piece of bullcrappy bullcrap website ever. Anyone who doesnt agree with me is an st00pid and steenky retard.
I, an totl ideeot hoo took up the name of Hardeehar, is never using this god forsaken website for any purpose other than ridicooling u st00pid steenky morans that encerage it.(none of you are okay)
I'm signing out forever, and then I'm returning as my IP to insult u evn moar. You should all think about what you've created here.
YOU AND UR GODDAMN SHITTY WEBSITE SHUD GO DIE
I fucking hate all of you and your shit website. You think your so funny with articles like AAAAA! and and euroipods and Uncyclopedia is the Worst (don't fool yourselves, it IS) that you think are so funny but 99% of humanity knows is TOTAL BLOODY STOOL. Your just racist fascist people who hate everyone and everything and write articles about childish mysogynistic stuff (wtf? you even have a category about that) and Hitler. Everyone knows Hitler is evil its a dead horse thats been beeaten for over 60 FUCKING YEARS get over it!!!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ you even featured an article about nazis yesterday. Holocaust tycoon? this is unfunny shit THAT NEEDS TO BE BURNED!!! If I knew where your computers were I would take an axe, set it on fire, AND PHYSICALLY HACK EVERY ONE OF YOUR SERVERS TO PIECES!!!!! then set those pieces on fire so no one can be corrupted by your unfunny fucking brand of "humor", EVER. you have about nine billion oscar wilde quotes. Yes I get the point, he was a witty guy! NOW STOP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE its down to bleached bones. YOUR SITE SHOULD BE DESTROYED FORVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you fucking asswhores are real clever, arent you?
well congratulations, you just put my forum post "You and you Shitty Website should go die" into your article, complete with added misspellings, so I'll look stupider in everyone's eyes. I bet your just patting your asses with pride, you racist fascists, at your "ironically humourous" accomplishment in making me look like a flaming jackass. I'm here to tell you you arent worth the shit on the bottoms of your shoes. why don't you go back to playing pokemon instead of polluting the internet with your worthless writings? shit like How To Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male (you REALLY need that bad), Oscar Wilde (wtf your making him out to be like some kind of god. He was a gay faggot who really wasnt that great), AAAAA! (how the fuck is one letter over and over again funny? you guys are LAME), making false history that really isnt that funny (1927? GET A PROFESSIONALY HUMOUR WRITER), Redundancy (I FUCKING GETIT!!!! REDUNDANCY REDUNDANCY REDUCNDACY omg this is funnay), 001 (OMG you are SO NOT FUNNY!!!! wtf a guinea pig? the only people who think those are funny are 10 years old. AND GAY), you even make fun of jews, asians and black people!!!! thats old, unfunny, and people dont like it anymore except racists like you!!!! YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER FIND YOU BECAUSE I WILL TOSS YOU INTO A PIT OF BURNING METAL ALONG WITH YOUR COMPUTERS SO YOUR SITE WILL BE ENDED FORVR!!!!11!!!!!!!1111
CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CABAL CABAL
We are nameless. We are legion. We are a force to reckon with. Fail to comply and you risk facing our undying, unrelenting wrath upon your site. We are sick of the way you control information on your site so that no one can expose the truth, so that only your side is shown, The APOV, the administrative point of view. This is UNACCEPTABLE and is going to end.
You are part of one of the lowest tiers of the World Order, whether you like to admit it or not. They are the ones who hold all the chips and strings, who want to keep us ignorant, buying their products, happy, and healthy (but not too healthy, too many people living too long creates demographics problems). they have not deleted this post because that would make their monitoring too conspicious, they WANT you to think we just want to vandalise some pages.
The other day I was talkiing to my girlfriend on messenger. I mention Kyle from South Park at some point. Later I searched for something on Google, and someof my results were in HEBREW!!!! How can this be a fucking coincidence???? they are not only watching me, they are toying with me. HOW THE FUCK WOULD A SEARCH FOR STORIES BY H.P. LOVECRAFT TURN UP HEBREW RESULTS??? GOOGLE ISNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT UNLESS I TELL IT TO!!!1
This only proves that you have fallen too far into their web for me to help you. You'll have to realize on your own that your attempts to control information are wrong. you refuse to see the truth, all around you. I have only begun to stumble upon a conspiracy which goes far beyond anything you can possibly comprehend, so I don't know why I'm even bothering to enlighten you. Just unprotect the pages, which is what I came here for in the first place, kplzthx. It is not by myself nor through this site that I plan to save the world from the clutches of the World Order. But if I manage to free this site of its tyranny, it is one more forum by which we can spread memes against them.
I'ma go play grand theft auto for a while. Probably be back in a few hours. If I come back and find those pages still protected (even semi-protected) I'ma have my operative baleet fucking everything. K?
A Criteek
OKAYY.. i am a black women, and i hav e read this site over and this is just WRONG, you people have to realize that us people out there do make a difference. look at martin luther king, i dont see any of your lil white a$$'s doing what he did, and rosa parks? what about her? w e do make a difference and continue to. we dont wanna be tyreated like this and go on the internet and find that people like you are bad mouthing us. when we had notthing to do with you. sure maybe you have a problem with 1 OR 2 black people, but that doesnt give you the right to discrase the whole culture.
Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever
Get the fuck out of the Internet, cockfags. Uncyclopedia is the gayest shit ever, and I'll prove that right now.
- Uncyclopedia is a total ripoff of ED.
- Uncyclopedia is full of faggotry-ridden admins who hate America. It's true. You fagpants feature shit like Africa and retarded pseudo-scientific FUCKSHIT articles like Decapitation Disease!
- The goddamned admins hate me! They deleted my articles even though i have to say they were better than sex. Looks like you faggots don't know what quality is.
- It's based in England. If there wasn't a more gay country, I don't know what is. Ah, I remember, of course, it's America, and more particularly the litttle halfwits who think that calling something "gay" is big and clever. At least Wikipedia has the poor sense to be American, unlike you cockfags.
UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER!!!1 AMERICA IS THE MOST ILLITERATE SHIT COUNTRY EVER!!!1
You guys have no sense of humor!
I came up with the best shart page and you just basically took a shit on it....cant you guys just accept humor for once????? have you know life?????? at all??? suck my hairy jiggily johnson.....wait nvmd BECAUSE IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU HOMOSEXUAL FAGS!!! wait is there one or are you guys having a giant gang bang as we speak??? wait a gay gangbang......nasty fat old that have no lives
Unclycopedia doensn't is funny
unclycopedia doens't is funny!!!! is every boring!!! thea rticles EUROPOIDS and etc. are every boring!!!! there they are only DORMAN HUMOR and UNCLYCLOPODIA INJEKTS nobody in the wrold can understand!!!!!! this is not funnny in th world!!!! uncyclpopeda DOENSN'T IS FUNNY you are only stupdo people who dOsn't't know how to write &and think you are SO FUNNNY!!!!!! you are the BORING MOST EVER!!!! AND THE PEOPLE WHAT LAUGHTS WITH UNCLYCLOPEDIA IS JUST STUPID EVER!!!! stupid upid ever!! why doensn't you do something FUNNY!!! you do only BORING!!! no FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!BORNIG!!! and doensn't YOU make funny of my post because THAT IS BORING AND N'T FUNNY!! every people that make funny of my post is stupid how GEORGE BUSH!!!! AND NOT FUNNY ONLY STUPID EVER!!!!!
DIE UNCLYCLOPEDIA!!! GO TO HELL
HELL IS WHERE UNCLYCOPEDIA IS WANT TO BE
So you guys don't like PARAPODIA?!
WELL FUCK U!
Their wiki is a hell load better then yours can ever hope to be you guys are one of the unfunniest sites ever made. Have fun thinking that Steve Irwin being a car repair guy is funny while we make fun of his sex life and how he got killed. Oh yes I photoshoped that isting picture. Serously you guys are fags join over to the good side where Gay, nazi, emo, mass murder and rape jokes are funny.
Hat Ucnlyclopeadi
OK DaNTT MAK fuNy off of Me. Ples i m jus sayI I HATT UCNYCLOPDEIA. U RACYSIST FREIKS. go suOck off my Cok. u Thank u ar Soh Fony Wel Yoo Rong Lusirs I Hat Of Al Yoor Articols Coss You Thank Yoo Fony N Mak Jocks Lik Ueroipdos And Cuhck Nsuris And AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAEEFDAAASAEDASAAaEDADasa. WE<<L +DDEY STOOPID N GO HOUM LUSIR. LEAF ME ALOUNG N DANT MAIK FUNY OFF OF ME. I DROP OFF FIVE GRAD IN MESICO OF IMNIGRNT SO DAN MAIK FUNY OFF OF ME. PEPUL SEY I STOOPID WELL U GHEY N UNCLUDOPEIDIA IS DGHEY LOUSIR LISR LOUISR LOSUIR LIUSR LOISUR GO HOME RACYSIST
YOROO MOTHR HAT YOO GO DYE OF HELL FOR STOOPIDNESS LUSIR. yoo THank Yoo ar soh funy wel U THOT RONG. go eet shit. LUSIR THANK UR FUNY. i jus now u goin maik funy off of me. WEL U NOW WOTT, MY DADY LOYER N HE SEW YOO LUSIR IF YOO MAIK FUNY OFF OF ME.
Uncyclopedia sucks
I'd just like to say that UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A LOAD OF SHIT!
It tries to be a parody of wikipedia when it still has all the rules and regulations of Wikipedia, like all of it's ignorable policies which the name is trying to cover up that they're all just boring, shitty, nothing out of the ordinary, Wikipedia like rules. They still won't let you run pages which are very funny, look real, have quotes etcetera, but are considered to violate Uncyclopedia's ignorable policies, which are just shitty wikipedia like rules. And look, even as I'm editing this page, just above is this, "Pages about you, your friends, your schoolmates, your teachers, etc. WILL be deleted on sight." Why, this is a wikipedia rule and seems to be a load of shit, why would they give a shit, even if it offends anybody it's a feakin' joke site, no one gives a shit. This is just another example of how shit this site is, they try to make it a parody when they still have all the rules wikipedia does.
Uncyclopedia sucks shit. Screw you, out!
Pigeon is dead
Stupid ginger faggot, spends time on Uncycloopedia, he beeds to SEE THE LIGHT and move his skinny ass to ED which has REAL humor and not bullcrap, and since he edits from college if you ban this IP you'll ban him too!!!!! HE WILL DIE AND I WILL FORCE HIM TO A REAL WEBSIT! YOULL BE HACKED SOON AND YOUR WHOLE DATABASE AND SHITTYV WEBSITE WIPED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i nead heyulp
Fuck u all. This site is all childish dribble. Fuck u the most Sprang and i dont give a fuck what you say becaus it dusen't mean anything, the same goes for the rest of this shithouse. I dont give a dildo if you ban me, ur all cunts and prostate cancers. Fuckin hell hahhahahahh bitch fuck this you volva. Blunt stubs. I hope you all die a horrible way, hopefully slowly.
By noobs.
Fuck this sit hahhahahahahah
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Get a life
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chuck norris is a fuck
Snakes on a plaen for VFH
Uncyclopedia blows
Wow, this site is really, really gay. Nothing is funny and all of it is a boiling pot of everyone's horrible attempt to say something even remotely humorous. I wouldn't have been so upset if one of my articles (on a real subject, see Dry ice oh, wait, that article is not here anymore) wasn't deleted . Despite the fact it was more interesting/amusing to read than the turds of articles that are pinched out every day with nothing worth reading past the first line, this article was deleted because the faggots in charge of this operation are not open to innovative senses of humor/satire. You are all idiots and this site is a worthless mindbomb. Heck, I laughed harder watching "The Return of the Mask". And that's saying something.
A kind message from Geo
Before you delete this, to the moderators, may I just state a point. Please hear me out because I think it is a very valid point.
I think you should stop having a go at everyone and anyone. Do you have nothing else to do? There have been loads of complaints and I would like to address them.
It has been said if someone says that loads of other people suck cock, they probably suck cock themselves, because they have nothing better to do in their poor lonesome life.
A great many people have been angry about what you have said about numerous people, including the band AC/DC, who are legends of rock.
Additionally, many people's pages have been deleted for so-called "crass humour" or being "unfunny" - which isn't even a word. Many of these pages are humerous in the eyes of the viewing public, but have been deleted by sad sacks like you. All you care about is people who have no life, spending every day making a page for this abomination of a site. You should respect that all people do not have the time to do this, and are not wasters like your regular posters.
Finally, Wikipedia should be insulted by this site. I myself have retrieved a lot of my information through the useful tool itself. I don't think you should slag off Wikipedia because it is one of the most well known and greatest sites ever made. This parody is just a javascript copied, content free version, which is funny, but it should give credit to Wikipedia for being the model.
I do think this site is a funny one, but I also think you should try to insult less people and give people a chance. If a page is crass or lacking wit, you should send it back to the person via email, and tell them what was wrong with it. Instead of saying:
"This page has recently been deleted. Don't worry, you didn't miss much, it sucked balls anyway"
This insults the author and lowers their self esteeem.
If you have read this and are just gonna delete it without taking consideration. Fuck you. Fuck the lot of you! However, if you are considering this seriously, I thank you for that consideration
208.53.157.18's flamewar
Excuse me? And you think this page is well-written? [1] Come off it, I've written better crap in my sleep. (But honestly, I wouldn't have expected better. Uncyclopedia isn't really good for well-written pieces of work. And yes I get the "joke" of the page, it's just not original at all). No, I don't have a beef with Mordillo over my writing skills (which are pretty damn awesome) but over his adminship skills (or lack thereof). And he's never deleted my content, so... "the fact that he deletes [my] shitty content" is not really a fact. As far as VFS goes I don't know what that is, don't care, but I know you losers like to stick together (I've seen groups of nerds, tight as glue, they're not much better than the cliques of slutty mindless preteens you see all the time). And hell, half the featured articles are complete crap, do you really think uncyclopedians are intelligent voters? Is it just me, or have I completely demolished every point you made in that comment?
UNCYCLOPEDIA IS SO FUCKING LAME
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Uncyclopedia is shit
Attention all lovers of knowledge. This site is shit. I call upon all haters of Uncyclopedia to wipe any pages or jokes they think are not funny (which is most joke in Uncylopedia.) If you believe in my message then let's unite as liberators of the world from lame humour. Note: Please do not delete this. If you delete this no one else will hear my revolutionary message. Or are you some kind of communist, eh?
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Uncyclopedia is GREAT!
Uncyclopedia is so much fun! Yay Yay Yay! Hurray for Uncyclopedi-*HAMMERED*
You guys are just like Wikipedia
Edits criticising the king of Thailand are reverted? Well, that's just like Wikipedia! I thought this was supposed to be different? I'm less sure why the Thaksin satire was removed. An Isan Monarchist? Unusual, to say the least. Howcome no-one has the balls to make fun of thier cocksucker of a king Bhumibol? I mean, there are a lot of jokes related censorship you can pull on this one... Yeah, thats it fuckwad, you hit the nail on the head. everyone one who is a socialist/antiroyalist is a...klan member! I am not even sure if they let west indian Trinidadian americans like me in the clan, but hey, mr. oh-so-knowledgeable about other peoples cultures is majoring in foreign relations at oxford, so he MUST know more about me. I know more about fucking Thailand then I ever wished to know (still more than you, you pretentious jackass) so now you are going to pull out the web credentials on everything your fat ass has learned from wikipedia to make it seem as if you actually have been there!. and I don't know how me hating a king of a third world nation (look it up! it sure as hell ain't a developed economy) translates into hatred of all asians! guess what: i am part punjabi! does that make me racist against asians? oh you ignorant royalist scum, you will do anything to impress the asians just so you can say to your pizzafaced white buddies "look at me, I am with an asian everybody I am MULTICULTURAL!" get a life; anyone who patrols the web for king comments on a page that is SUPPOSED TO be making fun of the Thais (not all clean and censored so no one gets their delicate feelings hurt) needs to get laid, or stop using his blow up doll once in a while.
Response
Forget to say, sorry to hear that the Klan interview didn't work out. Those bastards. http://uncyclopedia.com/w/index.php?title=UnNews:Klan_to_become_equal_opportunities_employer&action=edit
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You Sucks
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Uncyclopedia is only less interesting version of the Encyclopedia dramaticca (copy), are on this page is no laughing matter, forever, forever! You just try to ripoff, in addition to the Customs and Excise Department, unfunny grams, a lot of people! Silly, stupid, and in any place. Uncyclopedia is a blow to the House of Representatives in the House of Representatives. Good hope, I read the relevant part of the board next door neighbor Laogu » I did not. I began as follows, each of fat » I have nothing but the real facts, my historical research. Wikipedia is useful to know how interesting it » Now, take all Uncyclopedia serious, boring and writers trying to give them a place to write after, UPN comedy material shooting. I really hope that the nerdy to the standup class » I do not know. Do you really want to play nerdly and his colleagues through the Internet equivalent of Paintball » Most children are in school dramatic encyclopedia - is really fun!
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The whole atmosphere is distorted and twisted. Who are the people who hate. April Fool's Day wasted a month » They are incentives, good writing and generally praised the flame wikietiquette not deceive other innocent members of the article vandalise! The way, I think it destroyed the entire contents of the Uncyclopedia very interesting. He hostility, "first time" a deterrent to potential new members, I find it very strange, you have more than 50 members! Organization fool! Spam spam
NONE OF YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
THAT IS RIGHT. None of you have any sense of humor whatsoever. Not even one of you. Now, probably you're thinking
- "Oh, I'm the exception! I have a sense of humor! Ergo, I prove the rule. I am the exception that proves the rule. QED."
To which I say: No. No, you are wrong. Here is why.
- I am unable to find anything funny unless it contains many many words. What is it with you assholes and extraneous words? It seems that half of you think the funniest incarnation of the chicken joke is "Why, for example, did the lustrous chicken, who is a chicken, take steps to traverse the road, walking across the road as he did so, and what was the meaning of this traverse? To reiterate: why, for example, did the lustrous chicken, who is a chicken, take steps to traverse the road, walking across the road as he did so, and what was the meaning of this traverse?" The sentence I just typed would be eight thousand percent more likely to be met with approval than the simple and classic incarnation of the chicken joke. And why? BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLE HAVE NO IDEA THAT THE SOUL OF WIT IS BREVITY. That's right. None of you could find your ass if you were given a stethoscope and a pair of pliers.
- I don't think racism and homosexuality are funny!! It's true: all y'all are brainwashed by leftist Marxist socialist communist hippies. See, someone goes and writes a story about how he murdered your whole family and you're all like "LOL LOL LOL FEATURE!!" But if that story had been about how he murdered a black guy's family, you'd be all like "hey racism isn't cool" or "hey homophobia isn't cool" or "why does every article have to feature a gay guy?" And then you'd be totally losing sight of everything because the article was in fact about a black man. Not a gay man. Fucking morons. And then you'd put it on QVFD. Same exact fucking article, no less tasteless, except it had the word "black" in it. Or "porch."
- I only find things funny when they have a 275px picture flush against the right margin." Seriously, put that picture after the ToC or something and you're all like "Hey this article is so poorly done it couldn't possibly be funny." That's all it takes for you fuckers. Move the pic up, "LOLLOLLOLLOL". Move the pic down, "Meh." Move it back up, "LOLLOLLOLLOL". Move it back down, "Huh, I can't remember why I thought this was funny." Imbeciles. I'm convinced that the literacy rate at Uncyclopedia is around 55%. Are you in that 55%? The answer is no.
- I HATE THE FIRST PERSON! Waaaaah. 8jtnnm. If the pronoun "I" is in an article, you can't find it funny. If the pronoun "you" is in an article, you can't find it funny. If the pronouns "we" or "your" or "our" or "my" are in the article, it's "meh meh meh meh pretty stupid." Oh, but modulate "your" into "thine" and you're all like HA HA HA HA IT'S SO FUCKING LITERARY despite the fact that "thine" is singular and "your" is plural. But you wouldn't be expected to know that, right? Because you're laughing at your own fucking faux-literariness. Too busy to actually become literate.
- I laugh at your joke because I understand the reference." Seriously. If all of you had seen Fargo, all someone would have to do is start an article called "I bet that was your partner in the wood chipper" and the text would be "Dontcha know", and you'd all be like LOLOLLOLLOL FEATURE!!! Even though there's no trace of humor there, you vote based on the fact that you're in the loop. And then we see a myriad of VFH like For. I'm in the loop. Against. I'm not in the loop. Abstain. I'm not in the loop but it would be cool if I was.
- I have no namespace prejudice except if someone wrote a shitty Foot, it would be worth eight thousand reasonably good Why?:Am I writing about feet? Like in a six thousand word article, the eight-word title will torpedo the whole goddamn thing because it starts with "Why?" and everyone thinks "Why?" is stupid and whoever came up with it should be shot. Sure you don't have any namespace prejudice.
- I like incredibly shitty crap. And then there are those of you who try to be "different" by promoting the most dumbass crap ever written. News flash: there is absolutely nothing funny about Euroipods, and there is even less funny about its talk page. There's nothing funny about "penis penis penis penis penis penis penis" or "this page contains nothing but a dot" or "LOOK IT'S THE FUCKING LETTER A".
- "My taste is better than that guy's taste" And then on top of that, people come here and whore their taste like it was a /b/ camgirl's tits. Well, guess what: we don't want to look at either. We don't want to look at your taste, and we don't want to look at your tits. I mean, if you were a female version of you, we wouldn't. Because you're fucking gross enough without bags of fat hanging off your chest. So anyway, people are like "What? Seven people voted to delete this? Then it must be the FUCKING BALLS." Or they succumb to groupthink. Either way there are no fucking individual appraisals of articles. The only people who do that are the IPs. Which brings me to my next point:
- You're not logged in, you must be an asshole. Revert! VFD! QVFD! Comma splice! All because the person didn't call themselves something fucking ridiculous, like "ZombieGuyLuvsDolphins," before typing. Think you could do any better? Of course you do. But you're wrong.
- I understand nothing at all because I'm from Great Britain. Seriously. You assholes actually take pride in the fact that you live on a shitty little island in the center of what used to be an empire and is now a shitty little deforested island. Do us all a favor and move to France. At least they have fucking orthidonture there.
I could go on, but what's the point? None of you have any sense of humor at all. Especially you. You're a douchebag.
tl;dr version
"I want attention. Give me attention. You all suck. Things you do suck. I am right. I know better because I write great articles like User:Inebriated/Tits or GTFO, but they will never be featured because they are too clever for you pitiful morons to understand. You should change everything about the site, because I am the only one who can see that it sucks. I am special. You are all assholes. Please take me seriously. My mother never breastfed me."
Uncyclopedia Sucks. It isn't funny anymore. The Star Wars Article Sucks now.
I hate this place. Hate it. Period. The article I created was deleted. "Unfunny Gamecruft." Fuck this shithole. I'm not coming back. It used to be cool, but now this place isn't worth the bandwidth. I'm outta here.
Dear Bangladeshi brothers and sisters please spit on these bloody maniacs faces if anyone of you sees him
[[This should not be done by any body or any "Great Philosopher”, please do not tease any country, one country can not be bad or worst by itself, it happens just because of few cunning people who are leading our society, having known this scenario you people (who ever write this article about Bangladesh)must not behave just like a jester, try to do some important thing for human being]]
Disgrace!
Uncylopedia is the worst website I ever been to.They write inapropriate language every where.This website is a disgrace. BY CARAMELPRINCESS
COMMUNISM!
COMMUNISM SUCKS, so does uncyclopedia. I've seen lots of your articles and 99% of them are PIECE'O'SHIT. Making fun of PS3, Apple, Microsoft, making fun of great celebrities who do not deserve such a crappy treatment. Say, what about the cabbage article? Quite funny huh? (NOT!!!) I hope you all mindless jerks go to hell. And take your site with you.
Notice
I just thought I'd give you all a little notice. I have reported this article to Paws, Inc. (ever heard of them?) and you all should be getting a letter from them soon forcing you to remove this stuff immediately. Now, don't try to remove it, just let them do their thing, then remove it. In fact, you all might just be closed down!
I'm not kidding around with you guys, I'm serious. I never liked this web site and I intend to have Paws, Inc. close this place down. You all should be getting a letter soon from the Paws, Inc. legal department saying to take down this stuff immediately. Tell you what, send an email to this address: glenn@pawsinc.com and ask him if anybody has reported this site to them. If you all don't take it down, well, you'll be hearing from Jim Davis's lawyers.
I'm serious. Paws, Inc. is not laughing at me either, you guys are. I emailed them and they are not happy with the content of this page. Either you guys remove it, or get a nasty letter from Jim Davis's lawyers.
I FUCKING HATE this wiki
how dare you mock her like this. She was a beautiful talented generous human being who met a tragic end at an early age. You laugh at her serious problems, laugh at her early demise god I HATE YOU. I am so sick of talentless unfunny shits who can't make a joke just be nasty for no reason, tell me assholes did steve coogan have to mock a women for her appearance did John Cleese have to insult a dead women to make Fawlty Towers funny you'ree sick and obscene all of you. Even if this does get changed it doesn't matter you kept this obscene article up for way too long (before she died was written about her here was still disgusting) I am going to vandalise as many articles on uncyclopedia as possible as revenge and I have also instructed all of my many friends to do this and they will fuck faces
UNCYCLOPEDIA IS RUN BY PEDOPHILES WHO DESERVE TO DIE.
UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A WEBSITE CREATED BY SAD INSECURE BITTER VIRGIN TROLLS FOR SAD BITTER INSECURE VIRGIN TROLLS.
UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A SHIT WEBSITE RUN BY FAILED COMEDIANS WRITERS PEOPLE WHO JUST FAILED AT EVERYTHING.
See also
- I hate Uncyclopedia - One of the few pages on this site that makes sense.
- Wikipedia
- Flame War
- Anti-Uncyclopedia
- Why?:Boycott Uncyclopedia
- Uncyclopedia:Praise
- Uncyclopedia is the best
- HowTo:Make a Fuck You Uncyclopedia post
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