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Uncyclopedia is a bunch of shit. You dumbshits think you're hilarious, dontcha? DONTCHA? Well you're not, you fucking faggots! You can all go to hell! For example, there is no quality control here. I mean, COME ON! Euroipods??? Kitten Huffing??? What a crock of shit! Those articles, and many more, are motherfucking tasteless and plain uninformative. I came here from a link at forum for an, and I quote, "alternative to Wikipedia". What I got was an encyclopedia Dramatica ripoff, only less funny. You douchehats should be ashamed of yourselves. Here is a short list of what I know you bastards do all day.

  1. Wake up.
  2. Masturbate to hentai.
  3. Edit Uncyclopedia.
  4. Masturbate to more hentai.
  5. Suck the big cock.
  6. Edit Uncyclopedia more, or maybe make a piece of shit article.
  7. Masturbate to more hentai.
  8. Go to sleep.

You fuckers make me sick.--71.70.221.221 01:57, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

I am so putting this into Uncyclopedia is the worst.--Emmzee 17:22, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
Nobody is forcing you to stay here. --- Jaques Pirat IS NOT FRENCH! TP, F@H 17:02, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Check the new "I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA" article there. I <3 Wikis, don't you? Rock on, UC!
  • We're a rip-off of Encyclopedia Dramatica? Oh I see. Just a little note: we far outrank them according to Alexa. Have you even seen the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica (and you tell us that we have to "quality control")?! Hah! I spit on your mother. And for your information, hentai is not just entertainment...it's an art! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:15, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
Don't take the bait like that. It's what the troll wants. --- Jaques Pirat IS NOT FRENCH! TP, F@H 01:50, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
I did take the bait, we went on a lovely fishing holiday, and i caught an impressive amount of fish. If this is what the troll wanted, i for once would like to say "thank you troll" --- Mmmmm

Sorry mate, but this has already been done before. Looks like you are ripping off that other Anon IP.--Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:59, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

You took the words right out of my mouth. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:57, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
You picked out Euroipods. Don't judge us based on one crappy article. "ED ripoff?" Please allow me to pwn you for a minute.
  • ED's Anonymous vs ours. We win.
  • ED's You article, a one sentence flame, vs ours. We win again, even though "You" isn't one of our best. It kicks the crap out of ED's You.
  • ED's Grue article proves to me that they have no sense of humor, so instead they have to create an article entirely to bash us. We win based on that fact alone.
I could mention a ton of other crappy ED articles that are stupid and not funny. They get humor out of pissing people off, we get it by entertaining people. There's a huge difference. Go back to under your little rock, sir. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 13:41, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
Its funny, i was at the library when i read this, and all three of ED's articles are blocked for Sex, so there you have it, that just made my day. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
ED is probably mostly made up of perverts and pedophiles and people with no life, as supposed to people with actual taste like us. Also, look at their language selection. Ghey? Lulz? How are those words funny? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:34, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

You know, if you don't like it, you can always click the little x in the corner Mistress of the Clow ~ Cardcaptor Stacey Icons-flag-gb.png Snoopy.gif [Talk] [Work] [Uncyclopedia Fanlisting] 14:27, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

The IP address is right. We should be ashamed of ourselves. Tisk tisk tisk. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 04:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
You're the one bitching at us and starting a whiny forum topic just because you don't like the site. See that X in the right hand corner? Click it. You'll never have to put up with us again and you can go on with your life. NOBODY'S FORCING YOU TO READ THESE ARTICLES, THERE'S AN ENTIRE INTERNET OF OTHER SITES OUT THERE. --User:Nintendorulez 00:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I agree with Nintendorulez. Whoever forced you to come here and yet you make your own account? Encyclopedia Dramatica is stupid and more offensive. Try this to the same article on ED. Of course, websites are tasteless. Why don't you lick the computer screen for another website? --Scoombie 23:31, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

71.70.221.221 for admin

Score: -1,5

It has to be done. I'll abstain this time. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 13:41, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Smiddle/forum

  • Half-against. --General Insineratehymn 00:45, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. because people deserve to know the truth about what we suffer every day!
  • Admin if it's technically possible, UOTM otherwise. - User:Guest/sig 18:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I liked the other IP better. Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 20:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Fixed Routine

  1. Wake up.
  2. Brush Teeth
  3. Masturbate to hentai.
  4. Eat breakfast
  5. Edit Uncyclopedia.
  6. Eat Lunch
  7. Masturbate to more hentai.
  8. Suck the big cock.
  9. Edit Uncyclopedia more, or maybe make a piece of shit article.
  10. Eat Dinner
  11. Masturbate to more hentai.
  12. Go to sleep.

Here, I fixed it to truly mirror our real routines. What an idiot. -- Baramos 01:13, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Well, I have tabbed browsing, which I use to masturbate to hentai and edit Uncyclopedia at the same time. - Sir Real Hamster {la} {talk} {contribs} 15:58, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
    • "Hi Steve? Yeah, it's Procopius. How you doing? Great. Say, my appointments are kind of backing up today -- can we shift my hentai masturbation to 4:30 and just suck a small cock today? I'll make it up tomorrow. Thanks Steve."--Procopius 02:40, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
      • LMSO@Precopius! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:22, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
        • That's a pretty schedule. My own is similar, except point 8 is replaced with "Write critical analyses of Augustinian philosophy." It's good other than that. --UtarEmpire 00:56, 5 November 2006 (UTC)


I think this guy is spying on me, he has my life well documented :o--Passerby825 03:06, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Quality control

  • !!!!!!!!Quality control!!!!!!!!! Sig.GIF 20:53, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

In the new spirit of bipartisanship...

... why doesn't ED ask us for help? After all, UnCyc can only have one article on each topic, but with us having dozens of satirical and comic geniuses just sitting around with our thumbs up our asses because someone else already wrote the piece about Italy or toast or whatever, maybe if they asked us kindly we could let them milk us a little (Ooh yeah, but a little slower. And can you take your rings off? Sorry... it's just that they scratch a bit.) -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 10:53, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

WHY DO I SEE TROLLING IN BENSON'S HALLOWED HALLS?

IT'S ONE THING TO BASH UNCYCLOPEDIA. IT'S ANOTHER THING TO DO IT IN BENSON'S HALLOWED HALLS. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 07:56, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

AGREE --User:Nintendorulez 22:35, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
Agree to disagree/Disagree to agree wrap your head around that one. Here's an easy way out: + and - in a multiplicative scenario always results in a -. I also object to your little fixed routine gimmick. That is totally ficitious. We 'suck the big cock' BEFORE 'masturbating to hentei.' --AmericanBastard 07:36, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
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