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Diane Sawyer

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  1. The formatting is ugly, the writing style is annoying, and it's not particularly funny. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:38, Jun. 26, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:10, 26 June 2011
  3. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:37, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. KILL IT. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:44 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Torch it.  ~ Humbuck.png Talk 13:08, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  NOW! --Scofield & 1337 16:10, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
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List of animals that don't exist, but should

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I could really fix this up and make this into a better article. Who's with me? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:14, 26 June 2011
If this is a delete you can have it I'm sure, but seriously This faggotry has gone on long enough ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:22, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This faggotry ends now --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:30, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:47, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. yup --Roman Dog Bird 04:39, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Some of these could probably be moved to the bestiary, but most of them are just dumb and picking them out just... ugh. Maybe Lollipop'll be willing? *looks at him hopefully*

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:41, 26 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:09, 26 June 2011
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Chris Crocker

Score: 3
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  1. Keep Maybe we have to keep some articles like this to please the 12 year old who are visiting the site, hooking them like crack. Plus, this buffoon is an Internet phenomenon. Not tyhat I find it hilarious, rest assured. Talk Mattsnow 12:53, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. But only if Meep does that thing he suggested. Hi Meep! --Black Flamingo 11:31, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. No.png This one gets the paddle because it smells like vanity and needs to take a shower. Bad, bad article. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:20, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Although, pot and kettle. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:44, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. if not the whole article, then at least that quote section please --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Best lost it.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:48, 26 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. *pukes blood* --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:04, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Replace I say that if it is deleted we just replace the page with the iconic image, captioned beneath in big whiny text with "Leave Chris Crocker alone!!!", and maybe some of that jazz. Or not. --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 20:24, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
    That would work (if this discussion doesn't reach a consensus or if it survives the vote). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 22:48, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 The Battle of Chickens H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. See Romartus in the comments. He rewrote it all and it's good! Talk Mattsnow 12:56, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Me likey the tapestry. And the article wasn't excessively hurting anyone. --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 20:27, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. We can delete this next year. It's not too terrible now.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:48, 26 June 2011

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  1. I sure saw a lot of randomized crap in there. Flush the commode please... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:52, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's a Final Fantasy wacky war. No other words need be spoken. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:04 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I removed some crap and added lines. Perhaps it could stay now as it isn't a bad article as such. I liked the tapestry. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, June 24, 2011 (UTC)


Chowder (cartoon character)

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  1. This show got cancelled for a reason, and the article is about as random as the character. How did Harry Potter references get mixed up in this? I can't find a better version either; it's pretty much the same across the board (except for spellchecking). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 23:29, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. yup, this show sucked balls --Roman Dog Bird 23:40, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Awesomely bad. --Black Flamingo 11:29, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bad.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:45, 26 June 2011

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The Civolutionary War

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  1. Another fictional war article I found while searching terms involving highly-deletable articles. Puns are the only funny things in this article, and they weren't the funniest (or most numerous, for that matter). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 23:04, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Bad enough for me. --Black Flamingo 11:39, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Just not funny, and really ugly to boot.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:46, 26 June 2011

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🔒 Windows Hitler H T D

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sure, it's awful in parts, and okay in parts, but there's a lot of it. Someone or a few someone's did lots of work on this page, and trimning and editing are better honor them more than huffing it. Aleister 23:09 21-6-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Maybe revert to this version? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:45, 22 June 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Revert back to an old version. Not quite delete-worthy. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 09:05, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Reverted to the version Sockster found, which is much better. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:52, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is awful. --Scofield & 1337 15:41, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't decide if this is Windows Hitler or Windows Seven. Pick a redirect and attempt to call the party again. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:19, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Someone spent a lot of work on this piece of shit" is not a valid reason to keep. It's still shit. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 14:10 Jun 22, 2011
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I dunno... It's very crufty, but the images are decent. As Aleister said, some parts of it are good... I shall leave this to a more qualified individual. And I find that I am usually explaining Windows to the Geek Squad, so by that I mean less qualified. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:52 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • As for the reversion thing, I did check the revision history of this page, but these older versions are still full of pretty flat and obvious jokes. I don't see much of a keeper or a decent parody here. --Scofield & 1337 13:10, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, the pictures I liked the best were deleted in the revert... I really liked the "Version 3.1 7.0" one. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:24 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Bring the pictures back! mAttlobster. (hello) 07:10, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • This seems kept.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:13, 25 June 2011

Russian Mafia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random stuff about Nazi Mel Gibson and predictable lines like "They're coming for YOU!!" It may as well have been called "Noob Mafia." -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:47 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't think "von" is a stereotypical Russian's name. If you're going to use stereotypes of powerful Russians, please get them right. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny paragraphs, unfunny lists, unfunny non-existent pics. The subject could be good though. Talk Mattsnow 12:59, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What or who are 'Swedish Russians'? Rest of it was thrown against the wall to see what sucked. All of it. Randumbski. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:25, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:A UTP: Dating Adverts From Hyrule

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  1. Vile memeism. I detest this horrible stuff, and the amount of sex jokes in this article outweigh the amount of humo(u)r in this article. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:44, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Sterilize.  The sex jokes don't even qualify as jokes. I'd say the author desperately needed a hit of espresso. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:56 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yes.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:20, 24 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. YUCK!!! --Scofield & 1337 07:58, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:29, 24 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Vape & Rebake Concept could work, but you gotta keep it Zelda. Otherwise it's a yuky doody that reads too much like real personals might horrifically do. "You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy". --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 20:32, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

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Tube

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh, sweet Jesus. I know you may think of me as biased against all these Under/Overground articles but really, this is utter garbage and we already have London Overground which I cleaned up a bit a while ago. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg Err, what? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:00, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I don't think I've ever seen something so uneffectively random whilst still remaining largely on-topic...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:24, 24 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:30, 24 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should be thrown in front of the next passing train. I think Rudy Giuliani got in the wrong carriage. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:32, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:New STPMO test

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg ????????????????????????????????? What the fuck is this random shit?????? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:39, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like an aborted idea. Should go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:46, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundant redundancy. Don't we already have a template like this but cleaner? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 08:55, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wut? Talk Mattsnow 12:58, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless somebody can tell me why we need this. --Scofield & 1337 13:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 23 June 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Disrespectful to templates.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol wtf vote.svg Hilariously Bad. This ED-cruft actually made me laugh at how awful it is. That's worthy of inclusion in my userspace hall of shame! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:11 June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  9. STPMO must mean bad formatting ahead. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:58, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Dsmvwlng

Score: 4
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  1. Kp. Nt tht bd. You ctlly hv t thnk. Talk Mattsnow 13:00, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png BRNNT.  Writing an article without vowels doesn't really make it funny; just unreadable. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:21 June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. nt fnny. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:53, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More suited to wackypedia or illogicopedia. Not sure which. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 09:07, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lacks vowels. Also lacks humour or any real concept or even, really, readability.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:16, 23 June 2011

  1. Yet another butchering of the English language. It's worse than leetspeak... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:55, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. pregnancy related. --Mn-z 00:17, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. More YouTube Poop nonsense. These stupid memecruft articles are only funny on rare occasions (the same goes for YTP videos that are well edited). I thought humo(u)r was supposed to make a person laugh? That was pretty unfunny with no satirical purpose. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:46, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. no comment --Roman Dog Bird 20:21, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Roman Dog Baron Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:47, 24 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes please. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Pregnancybaron --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:59, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Yet another Zelda-cruft article. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:37 June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Burn, but don't delete the images yet. I need them. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:51, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I hope Wilytank won't mind me using his template, but Ugh.gif Ugh. The Philips CD-i creates so much fodder for junk articles around here... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:48 June 25, 2011 (UTC)
    I do love watching these things get deleted. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:04, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Cremation Museum

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. This thing is so random, I had to keep checking the (incorrect) title to actually see what I was reading about. "Cremation" somehow becomes "Creation," the museum "is an idiot" (Symbol wtf vote.svg ...), and Hitler runs it for Emperor Palpatine. How this monstrosity escaped QVFD is beyond me. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:38 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Cremate  What was that filth? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:23, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambling, and looks to be part of a broken series, from the redlink in the article. More ranty than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 09:03, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't recover from confusing 'creation' with 'cremation' for no obvious comic effect. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:34, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Α&Ω

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  1. I assume this was only written for a specific purpose that Uncyclopedia wasn't made for. Whoever made this was either horny or bored. Possibly both. I dunno. I found no comedic value there. Also, a(n) wizard IP did it in 2005. So, I say Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. to clear server space in this long, rambling speech. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:13, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ThumbsDown.jpg Flush. Needs immediate burnination. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:46 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm totally serious when I say this is TOO explicit for my tastes. I just think something this explicit has no comedic value at all. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 23:54 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:38, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Emotional rescue H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. I have mercy again. I think it's a poignant read, although not ROFL funny. A pic or 2 would do it justice. Talk Mattsnow 10:52, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Mattsnow. This could be worked up into a really good page. Go, Matt, go. I added two pics. Not a bad article now, but needs work. Aleister 13:26 19-6-'11
I am unfortunately an asshole at expressing my emotions, and am therefore inapt to write anything about Emotional rescue, since I'd need it myself. :P Talk Mattsnow 11:35, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda like it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 22 June 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:05, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can see some sort of an idea here, but otherwise this is just some stupid psychologists-turn-knights adventure which doesn't even spoof the medieval legends nicely. --Scofield & 1337 12:29, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Is it Freudian, or is it Frasierian? I can't see it as being either one of those, since in either case, it would at least vaguely make sense. Redirect to rape or some-such. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:59 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Vigilance.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:11, 19 June 2011

  1. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:22, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Mehkept.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:55, 22 June 2011

🔒 Invisible Mosquitos H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not random any more, the quote was the main random thing. Oscar Wilde isn't very smart sometimes. So I've edited, put back one of the original pics and caption, but won't do much more on this unless paid by the cabal who are again late with their check thank you very much. Aleister 11:39 17-6-'11
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  1. Well, the template is right. This is really random, and not really a good sort, either.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:16, 17 June 2011

  1. Umm, what is that? Oh wait, get the flyswatter. Smite lightning.jpg Smack! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 14:52, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:43, 22 June 2011

🔒 Responsibility Land H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Erm, I didn't think it was that bad. In fact, I liked it. Yup. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Wha? This is a great idea, and the page isn't bad at all at all. Needs some work, but farrrrrr from VFD quality imnho. Wha? Aleister 13:08 19-6-'11
  3. Keep I like this. This shouldn't be deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:24, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If anybody's willing to make this concept work. --Scofield & 1337 10:35, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
    Check it out again, I spouted fake ink on it. Aleister 23:11 21-6-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 22 June 2011
  6. Keep Also, 2007-cruft is definitely not a thing.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:32, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2007 cruft and not funny --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:39, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. 2007-cruft indeed. It would be QVFD'd today. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:52 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 09:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Vigilance.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:07, 19 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Will not be improved. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Has been improved, maybe enough for a keeper. Aleister 10:48 21-6-'11
  2. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:15, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
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Elapsed time: 8828 hours LOLOLOLOL --Roman Dog Bird 05:26, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 The typing impaired teenager H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep You see? We need to raise awareness about this topic. Yet, it could use some list removal and a move to a more less typing impaired title. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:26, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It wasn't total crap. What's the deletion policy these days? Anything that a single person, with their single world view, finds unfunny? No, seriously. I dunno. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:12, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    I think that's pretty much the gist of it. The community aspect comes into play with the voting part of VFD. That way, one person's opinion won't trump the rest of the site. I think everybody's nominated at least one article where they ended up being the only user to dislike it. In the case of QVFD, only week-old or newer rubbish articles are nommed there (see my quotes page for some examples). If an admin agrees, it is deleted on the spot. Otherwise, it gets an ICU tag. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:52 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Cool. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:50, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png BuRn1n473!!!  The "stripper" picture is the only thing worth keeping here. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:24 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nothing....

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Roger Bruce "Willis" Chaffee

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  1. I am merciful this morning. It's not too bad at all actually. And since it's short, no need for sections. And a couple of red links in an article is actually a good thing. Talk Mattsnow 10:47, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:17, 19 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It looks like the only thing that saved it from QVFD was its length. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:05 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Too long? I think this article is pretty short, and unformatted (other than a picture and some Bruce Willis and/or Oscar Wilde quotes). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Maybe not too long, but most of the stuff I see on QVFD is a paragraph or less. Articles of this length usually get an ICU instead of a QVFD from me. But yeah, I probably would have made an exception for this one. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:37 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This is too long.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:14, 19 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad. --Scofield & 1337 10:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Pt-br:Garça

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  1. This could very well be the greatest article on Earth, the problem is I don't know this language. Talk Mattsnow 12:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like it's written in Portuguese. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:38, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless someone can explain exactly why it's in the English version of Uncyc, I say get rid of it. While the one mentioned below is quite good, this one isn't even in the same area code as Unregistered User. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:29 June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Mattsnow. --Scofield & 1337 10:36, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. You wanna see the greatest other-language article on earth? Just look at the pics, and link on the captions. Should have been featured lonnnngggggg ago, imnho. Aleister 12:58 19-6-'11
    Oh, now I get that Quetzalcoatl thing or whatever it is. You're right, "gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber Mexican Air Force gibber gibber gibber Felipe Calderon gibber gibber" is actually quite hilarious (though I can't really tell the joke properly). It really took some skill to put that together, I'm just wondering if it's real language or just Lorem Ipsum-type gibberish. One of us should VFH it one of these days. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:29 June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Gary Dicker

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Gary F-ing Oak.  Football and Pokeymans; everybody's two favorite things rolled together into one random package. Fun for the whole family. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:06 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Hi, random stuff that apparently has very little to do with the guy...

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  1. delete. Talk Mattsnow 10:15, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's based on a real guy, but makes too feeble an attempt to make fun of him, and is unlikely to be improved. --Scofield & 1337 10:46, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I'd like to hear from someone who knows who this guy is. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:05, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Invader Zim

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  1. I think it's time I stuck my neck out and said that this PoS should be replaced with my shiny new one Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:05, 18 June 2011
  2. as long as we delete what's there, i'm cool with that (this show is for faggots) --Owns the whole series on DVD 22:27, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate  the old one, Symbol for vote.svg Feature Jack's version! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:46 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Per TSF. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:04, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Per above's per above. Oh, and edit protect it from IPs. I just hate it when they ruin articles... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Yup.

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Lili (Tekken)

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Bleah!  Gamecruft, and lots of it. Mostly random nonsense. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:20 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Sucks. Talk Mattsnow 10:19, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg NEXT! --Scofield & 1337 10:39, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Thomas and Friends

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No doubt this is the biggest dick magnet on the site its really stupid and full of jokes about penis size. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:34, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Incinerate. Wow, that's quite awful. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:49 June 19, 2011 (UTC) 08:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Cruft.

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  1. I'm just too lazy to read it all, but that looks bad. Talk Mattsnow 10:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. this joke has gone on long enough --Roman Dog Bird 19:07, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Peanuts

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  1. What?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What indeed. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 06:30, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first few sentences show promise, but then it strays way too far into randumbo territory. It is essentially a good, but undeveloped concept. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:44 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. delete. It will be missed. Where do you find all this crap? Talk Mattsnow 09:14, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's a bit, you know, generic. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:09, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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This is not Sparta

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vigilance and very very very very very very very crap --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. That sucks ass Talk Mattsnow 09:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Neither is where it's going. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:21 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bloody hell.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:08, 19 June 2011

  1. This is poor. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:03, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not worth it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg I refuse to read this whole thing. But from what I did read I can tell it's carp. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Nelson Mandela's Bathroom H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Well written, referenced cleverly in other articles. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:39, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If it's good enough for Mandela when he has to go to the bathroom, who am I to put itching powder on his toilet paper? Aleister 11:49 15-6-'11
  3. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:08, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky diplomacy in wacky war style? The pictures don't seem to add anything to the article, and it doesn't seem to really go anywhere. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:17 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Mild Delete. Should not get away without several improve tags at the very least.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Blah blah blah... Random. Any questions? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:35, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Well-written, it's just that the concept seems rather weak to me. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:19 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • This is one of NoNamesLeft early attempts. Just shows that polishing and more polishing help a page, and a fast and good writer can maybe grow with his experience here on VFD and go back to work on such pages. Aleister 3:36 16-6-'11
  • Kept.

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🔒 Bureau for Editing Time Itself H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Weak keep. I like the concept, but execution is lacking. I'm not planning on improving it though, so feel free to ignore this vote. Pup 09:31 15 Jun '11
  2. Last time one or two people out of dozens said improve, others, like The Thinker implied "masterpiece". Aleister 12:10 15-6-'11
    I have a good idea for this article. Maybe I could rewrite it?--I love toasters Talk - Contributions 16:02, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Symbol keep vote.svg What are you kidding? I love this thing. Even the hexadecimal translates. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:31 Jun 15, 2011
    The page you see is not the article up for voting. CandidToaster put up a totally different article, which is a very good page but it doesn't really have to use the same name as the old article which many people like (see its first VFD nom for comments) Aleister 3:32 16-6-'11
    Oh. Wow. Someone should really do something about that. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:01 Jun 16, 2011
  3. Keep Why is this nominated? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:49, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Also voted on the wrong version; if you still think this version should be kept, unstrike this. or put in a new vote or something.

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  1. Keep and improve, they said last time. It hasn't been improved. Still sucks, too.

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Since the article itself suggests we delete it, why should we disappoint it? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:25 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    I'm confused... I hereby vote to Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. all versions including the latest one, with the exception of CandidToaster's much better rewritten one. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:16 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stub it out. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:12, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not impressed. --Scofield & 1337 07:26, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. In the spirit of editing time itself, The Thinker's comment last time: "KEEP I'd make improvements very sparingly. This is almost Houdini-like; Uncyc's own version of performance art. THINKER approves. --THINKER 3 February 2008" (Aleister 12:12 15-6-'11)
  2. All I know is that I love CandidToaster's rewrite, before it was reverted. If this whole thing is nuked, I propose the rewrite be reinstated to a separate article. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:18 June 19, 2011 (UTC)!
  • Kept. And the toaster's one is on another name already.

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🔒 Anaconda Plan H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Took the unusual first step of reverting it, this time to the last edit by the original author. Added pics, and will clean up and edit a bit more, but it's actually fine as is right now, imnho. Aleister 12:46 15-6-'11
  2. The truth of the matter comes out... and I'd say I didn't look back far enough into the history, perhaps, but it seems a fair amount improved even from that. But maybe it's just the scary woman with the snake making it seem that way...

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  1. A certain somebody is taking it under its care, so I change my vote to keep. Talk Mattsnow 19:03, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. sloppy in places, but good enough. --Mn-z 01:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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It's really... random.

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  1. ...too random. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:06, 15 June 2011
  2. Too random for Uncyc, too long and tedious for Illogicopedia. Flush to wackypedia! -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:32, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Grr.

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  1. #That's random. Too random. Talk Mattsnow 03:36, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. One day, a car crashed unto ur mon and some people laughed at the street and god killed them.LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!11--Fcukman 06:35, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg GFTO UNCYCLOPEDIA --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:29, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept.

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Great Schism

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It seems to be about the Greek Ortrodox Church being created and giving the finger to Rome, and various bored religious players talk to each other about it as it's happening. It seems pretty smart and well thought out. Held my attention. Aleister 11:14 17-6-'11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Umm... I can`t simply understand this article. It`s too weird, and is this even about Great Schism? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:33 17 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't get it either. I tried. Hard. Talk Mattsnow 11:07, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete. I dunno, it's too redlinky, chatty, as well as being too 2005-AIM-L33T-crufty for my taste. That and I'm too lazy busy repairing the Space-time Continuum to fix it myself. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:53 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Had potential, but was squandered on overdone l33t speak. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:56, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This doesn't work.

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  • You forgot the VFD tag, dudes. Be careful to always put it on. --Scofield & 1337 07:24, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Damp Rising

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clunky, joke free gamingcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I'm assuming since Frank wears retarded clothes, he has a red helmet. How funny. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:43, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Crufty, crufty, cruft!  -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:31 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:55, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Marshmallow fluff stuffed with cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:14, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg I fucking hate rabbits. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:27, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So very random. I'm sad that someone would disgrace a movie like the Ghostbusters... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:20, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. People have been disgracing Ghostbusters since that NES game from Activision. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:25, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
That was pretty bad, wasn't it? I'm gonna' go vomit... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:32, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

St. Peter of Cottontail

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  1. Virtual randomness.Did i heard of it before?--Fcukman 10:53, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The MacGregor threads seem like a good start, but it's nothing more than that and even a little less. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:46, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Random and way too short. Not that I mind short articles, but it could at least use a picture... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:28 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Glacier

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  1. Okay... so?

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  1. Yup, this can go. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:04, 15 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sheet ice is gay. Who would have ever thought. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:11, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:37, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Speaking backwards

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  1. I actually came across the forward version of this and it's terrible. And we already have a sdrawkcab, don't we?

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Incomprehensible and all-around useless. Should we delete the subpage that goes with it? After all, a subpage isn't much good without a... "super-page?" -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:22 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, not much merit. Also not very 'strine, despite what the author thinks. Pup 09:24 15 Jun '11
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:13, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:37, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Mount&Blade

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  1. I tried to qvfd this and the admin didn't appreciate.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:07, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Put it where no sun shine Aleister 15:26 14-6-'11
  3. Snacks --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:18, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Inconsistent and random. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:33, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Chutney

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  1. Delete This was {{deadend}}ed. The guy added links, so I couldn't, in good conscience, delete it. However, it is absolutely terrible, so I'd like to delete it for that reason instead. Who's with me?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:13, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Some links at the beginning is still pretty deadendy. Anyhow, where's your sense of vigilance, man?

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  1. Skreleex --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:18, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Take a wikipedia article, and mix it well with some word salad, and you have this monstrosity. Worse yet, it mentions "gay" in the first paragraph in an article completely unrelated to homosexuality. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:35, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep - I don't appreciate your attitude towards my short sucky stub. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:29, Jun. 12, 2011
    Sorry Kip, but I just went in the history of the article, and you said "I hate myself" when creating it in 2010 lol. I only wanted to give you back the self-confidence this article prevents you from accessing. Talk Mattsnow 08:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Confidence? Bah! I get by just fine masking self-loathing in arrogance. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:25, Jun. 12, 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Quit acting like some emo kid, Mattsnow. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I don't want Kip's self-confidence coming back and murdering my cat. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:31, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this isn't a stub, it is a form-based inside joke or something!! --Mn-z 12:17, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Have a heart, people. --Scofield & 1337 18:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. These things just are funny. And also "Stub" is never a valid excuse to delete anything. Quality, not quantity. This is quality. The ability to seamlessly merge unrelated in-jokes is a talent that few excel at. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:04, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. 'cause of large number of keep votes. Aleister 16:59 13-6-'11
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Pandas. Pandas. Pandas. Pandas? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:20, 14 June 2011
  9. Symbol keep vote.svg Potatoes. Potatoespotatoespotatoespotatoespotatoes! Now I've made myself hungry. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:37, June 15, 2011 (UTC)

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  1. Short stub that sucks a lot. Talk Mattsnow 07:07, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is bad for a my sojourn, and I'd be all for deleting the majority of the things, anyhow.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. These things just aren't funny. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:32, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Need I say more? Why do these things grow out of nowhere? Can I ask more questions? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:05, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stubby McShortie: The Third Dwarf. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:02, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 23:08, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
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  • This seems kept.

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UnNews:Header

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep this. And this. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 23:15, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
Redacted after heated discussion. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 02:42, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Apparently this and the things linked have no further purpose. Would anyone object to this and the linked items being deleted?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Pointless... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Obsolete --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. However, if it should happen that this is somehow used, then move to the template namespace. You know, where we keep our templates. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:17 Jun 13, 2011
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I think I am going to make an Article on:

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:43, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Or is his one worse? Than that other one I just nominated, I mean. Or do they go together? Or should they?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:09, 12 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Scofield & 1337 18:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Each time that picture is duplicated, it gets twice as bad. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:55, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Surprised this hasn't been tranquilised and then shipped to VFH for further 'entertainment. A Wizard Done It Eh? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How do I get this graphic to duplicate? I want to show how much I think this article should be gone. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 23:12, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 03:10, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Inbox H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Simply a work or art. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 11:16, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I propose a rewrite in the style of Lonely Hearts Column, as Lyr suggests. I will try to come up with some ideas and urge you to do the same! --Black Flamingo 14:01, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Note - some ideas on the talk page. --Black Flamingo 15:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Can I get in on this rewrite? --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The dark bird will no this justice. Or unjustice, depending on point of view. Aleister 16:58 13-6-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs a bit more, not a deletion. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 23:10, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
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  1. It's a screenshot of a bunch of spam. Something like this could be good if written up with clever and not so clever things like Lonely Hearts Column, but it's literally just a screenshot of someone's inbox.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:14, 12 June 2011

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  1. This is a good idea if there was some sort of odd dialogue going on between the spammer(s) and the recipient of this stuff. It could work a bit like a page of tweets. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:58, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If anyone wants to add some ideas to the talk page, feel free. And then Lyrithya has agreed to do the formatting. --Black Flamingo 20:46, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept and I'll... uh... do the formatting, or something. I wish I wasn't so terrible at content.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:16, 14 June 2011

Smog

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  1. Just doesn't strike me as funny. And might as well be put to a vote eithger way, considering what it is.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:09, 12 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg -cough- Delete. Dang environmentalist hippies trying to make a statement... Also, Spellcheck. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:12, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A ye oldie jokey not done very well here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:00, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Penis --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:46, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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UnPoetia:Mecha-Bach

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  1. What?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:02, 12 June 2011

  1. I'm torn on this, but am settling on delete. I enjoyed reading it, but it's not funny. --Black Flamingo 13:58, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This doesn't compare to the humor found in watching burning orphans... in Nigeria. That's not funny at all. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:08, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Hmmmmmmmmm??? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:47, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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11

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  1. This article strikes me as so ridiculous it is not even funny. At least that's my impression.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:25, 12 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You should have QVFD'd this. --Scofield & 1337 18:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redirect to eleven. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:49, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Game cruft? Not funny. End of story. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:52, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the fuck? How did this get away? --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:44, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Your mind on drugs H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. BEND Lambs dancing, grass moving, invincible. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Funnier with the tomato. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:14, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As an in-joke. --Scofield & 1337 18:19, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. You on drugs, or somethin'? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 18:47 Jun 12, 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I can fix this up and make it the most fucked up page in fucked up history. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:58, 13 June 2011
  6. Conditional keep if someone fixes up the image to make it flash and go crazy. It may already do that and my browser's just retarded, though. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:10, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong Keep --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:45, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very nice, thanks for finding it. Never saw my mind on drugs exactly this way. Should be a great addition to uncy's feature collection. Aleister 16:56 13-6-'11
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  1. Just not funny...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:23, 12 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To infinity and beyond...no. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No.png Where do these keep coming from? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 16:52, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:UnNewsAudio/Releases

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  1. What's this for?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:11, 12 June 2011

  1. Seems to me like an incomplete list of UnNews articles with audio versions. And hence I say Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Scofield & 1337 18:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:25, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Ludocrisy

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  1. I just shot this beast and it didn't resist, it seems it begs for death. Unfunny. Talk Mattsnow 04:58, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Blah.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:53, 12 June 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written in someone's sleep. A snore-bore. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:04, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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John Gruden

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  1. Huff UnFunny article about a hockey player apparently (according to google). Classic load of shit throwing suck. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:17, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yup, nothing but... basically nothing.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:49, 12 June 2011

  1. What? --Black Flamingo 13:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short trousered abuse page. A variation on 'this town/club/person/admin etc is crap' style article which at least lays out its unfunny cards at the start. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:07, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Eminem H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It would be more suited to use a rewrite template I believe. There are some good passages. Talk Mattsnow 05:02, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    You know I respect you as a writer and as a person (to what limited extent I can say that), but I entreat you...where?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 05:04, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    The discography... :S I admit the rest is awful for the most part. Maybe it would be better to start anew, because a rewrite... Well, I based my keep vote on the fact it needs at least a rewrite since the guy is so popular. Talk Mattsnow 05:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Fuck? Really? I rewrote this from scratch to make an article with distinct comical themes relating to the subject matter back when it was huffed about 18 months ago. Even if the current version is not good there's a 100% chance that some version I revert it to would be acceptable for me.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'll do some spellchecking later... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:59, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:01, 13 June 2011
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  1. Delete Apparently this person finds Eminem painful to listen to now, as opposed to some earlier time. By contrast, I don't think there would ever be a time in my life during which reading this wouldn't be painful.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:16, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Fires are good. They clear the rubbish aside and allow new growth to reach for the sky.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:38, 12 June 2011

  1. One for UN:REQ. --Black Flamingo 13:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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I change to abstain. Maybe huffing it would be better than a rewrite. It is however certain we can't keep an article about such a star in this decrepit state. And we have to have one on him, for sure. Talk Mattsnow 05:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Before you huff it check out this older version here. This is the version I did after the previous version was huffed. While I and a handful of vigilant Uncyclopedians have protected it from major vandalism I tried not to be such a pet project whore as to revert it to my version every time someone made a little change. If neither the original release version or the current version is workable for anyone, well, it's the people's will. If this does get deleted I'm going to stick exclusively to VFDing other people's articles because I have NO FUCKING CLUE how to write for Uncyclopedia. I simply can't cross the vast divide between what I and the average reader here finds funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Reverted to the version that The Count mentioned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
    • Addendum: Don't be afraid to make it your pet project. The article is too high risk to allow it to be ravaged by awfulness.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 05:20, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

YouTube Poop

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. My poor little page! How dare you! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:14, 11 June 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a completely factual article with little of what one would consider "jokes". ~jcm 21:10, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Total poop -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:12, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Lacking anything of value, unfortunately. I'd say 'besides stuff of the thing itself', but the thing itself doesn't really have any value to it either. Not that it'd make a difference here if it did.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:36, 12 June 2011

  1. Sorry Lol, but it is a bit messy and lacking in jokes/pics. --Black Flamingo 13:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete It's got the word 'noob' in it. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I think I may have (attempted) to review this once... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:01, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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There are a lot of obvious typos and not much pics, you should focus on that, Lollipop. Talk Mattsnow 05:11, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I corrected the typos in an act of kindness. Talk Mattsnow 05:24, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. It is more or less a factual article, but then again I myself am partial to YouTube Poops :O --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Don't know where to vote on this... --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:20, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Comment If this dosen't make it, move it to my userspace. An interesting note is that Happymonkey39, who has a contest named after him, made his final edit on this page. I remember him being very eager to edit the page. So just in case he returns, move this to thy userspace. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:28, 12 June 2011

PokeBitches

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. :D Equivamp 04:22, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No, that's a terrible idea! --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:31, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! Almost vanity like. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:13, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. lordy lordy --Roman Dog Bird 21:40, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NO Talk Mattsnow 23:03, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. mentions numerous unwanted pregnancies but does not show images of said pregnancies. --Mn-z 23:51, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? That's just disturbing. It seems as though it might work with extremely careful execution, but I wouldn't trust anyone without the skill level of Conan O'Brien to attempt it. I think we have a handful of such writers, but... why bother? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:32 June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg KILL NOW --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:37, 12 June 2011
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 04:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Delete I worry about the person who wrote this. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:52, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol wtf vote.svg ... --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What a waste. --Scofield & 1337 18:23, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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