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Week of 28 May

Extreme Gayson sock. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
No idea how many of those are really socks, but they were all stupid, weeks to infinite, all around. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 13:21
Yep. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 13:21
Yep. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 13:21
Yep. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 13:21
And I vandaled him. All is well now. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 01:04
Warned, will "deal" with him if he fails to read his user talk page. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
We'll find out! Infinite.Hinoa talk.kun 04:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
User replaced with a ban. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/1 00:45
Long-term vandal from that address. Got a long-term vacation. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/1 00:30
That looked like gay love to me, actually. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/31 23:12
I doubt he'd do that. Where's the proof? Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/31 23:12

It's like I'm the only one checking here. Might have to step it up to infinite bans all around so that I don't have to do so much work. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/31 21:34

If they didn't get banned, I didn't care enough to do so. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/30 21:53
Instabanned for 3 days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:33, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
1 month, courtesy of Mhaille. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:33, 29 May 2007 (UTC)


Week of 21 May

  • olipwned --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:17, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Fucking Spang, beating me to the report again. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Sure, whatever you say. Btw, did you see this? Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/24 01:09
Yes. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
I'm not a benson fan, but I do generally respect others user space. Consider him "warned". Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/24 00:52
Banned. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/24 00:52
For ever and ever, amen. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Also likes to post shock on additional pages, as well --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:54, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Retreating. Seems like I could convince her to edit another article. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:07, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
CommentHe should be givin a waring first and if it continues then he should banned.--Scott 23:31, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Too late. I went on IRC and got Oli to get him. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
I've seen. Just when I had his neck on my scope. Oli is a cyborg. -- herr doktor needsAgear Rocket.gif [scream!] 05:03, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Looks like it. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/22 23:04
  • Oliproooooooo, his name is Oliprooooooooo, he bans those stupid vandals for months and months, he adopts those n00bs and helps them off the bus, he's OLIPRO --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

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Week of 14 May

3 months. Now apparently we are going to get hacked. Oh well. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Also, I suggest you take a look at his talk page. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
3 days Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:13, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Zerotrousers bought himself a 5 hour ban. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Which was extended due to evidence of unpunished offences in the past. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:25, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
I.E. my userpage. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 21:34, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
note That wasn't unpunished.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:36, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
1 week -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:31, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro Month -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:35, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
The Year of the Olipro -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:33, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Actually, he's got an account now, but he's not terribly smart, so I'm leaving the ban in place to make sure he doesn't forget to login, other than that, he's a reformed criminal. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I'll keep an eye -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:50, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
I actually banned him for 1 week before you made that edit Olipro... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:54, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
A very real 2 month ban. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:58, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
There are no contribs for that IP... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:59, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
There are no contribs for that IP... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:09, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
1 day -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
2 days -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Painkilled -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:04, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
That's... odd. He created it and then protected it right away? -- Rei 18:22, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
He's doing something with the javascript about it. –—Hv (talk) 18/05 18:23
Javascript? Not sure I follow. Either way, the page is just a rip of the older article, Misleading, so probably should be deleted, not protected. -- Rei 18:29, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
15 seconds. Yes, that's right. 15 seconds. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:02, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Haha, anyway, I was working on the site javascript you unappreciative fuckers. it's deleted and blocked from editing now anyway. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:00, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Not ban-worthy. Of course, I banned him anyway. Now fix your damn sig or you're next.
Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 23:47
Have looked at his contributions yet? Wouldn't signing up a account and then start a bunch stupid flame wars and do nothing useful be worthy of ba..He reminds me of user:powershot dude should someone do a checkuser for him?--Scott 02:54, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhailed. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 22:24
Mhailed. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 22:24
Oliprod. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 22:24
3 months because of sheer volume. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:49, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
3 days.Hinoa talk.kun 16:42, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Codeine'd. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:50, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Wowomg!!! Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 02:13
1 day Instaban™. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:36, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
I see no contribs. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
All edits so far deleted. User warned. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
I joined that party too! Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
Dickery and lack of humor elsewhere too. Feel free to revert those elsewheres if you feel vindictive. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
Either they all suck equally as much, or they are all socks. But the article is fairly long, and I can see the legitimacy in removing the ICU at this point. Although I'd personally delete it. Wake me when they do something bad. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
No longer. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
I smite. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
Warned by Olipro. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/16 23:22
I'll give him a chance to make one more bad edit. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/15 21:36
Olipro'd. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/15 21:36
Olipro blocked the block infinitely, then unblocked it. I'll let him continue his sterling work on this IP if he so chooses. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/15 21:36
I unblocked the individual IP since it was accidental and I have a rangeban in place; it's actually this little twerp called JASONHALLAMEYA, definitely special in the head this one -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:35, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Week of 7 May

  • Sethieboy blanked his userpage after it was reverted, so they are probably the same person. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:06, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • olipwned --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:40, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
3 days.Hinoa talk.kun 16:33, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Summer.Thunder (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) Just got back from a month's long ban instated by Spang after using his page for Vendetta vs. Wikipedia admins, and off he goes again. Send him to some R&R. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:15, 13 May 2007 (UTC) Also, apparently he god infiniban in Wikipedia for being a model citizen. See here. Thank AAA!!! for his research...~Jewriken.GIF 12:21, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Sent home. I'm not going to put up with this shit. —Hinoa talk.kun 16:33, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Gone. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 08:11, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Stuffed in a wardrobe and isn't coming out for 3 days. At least, not on this side of the door. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 08:11, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
The Oliprod got 'im. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:14, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Threw him out. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Be sure to register your copy of OliPro™ today for maximum banning efficiency! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:12, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Don't you mean OliproPLUS? --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:57, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
1 day.Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:08, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
'Proed for 3 months. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:20, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Given the vanity warning. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
I'm keeping an eye on him, and on you for that matter. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro'd. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Famine'd. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:15, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille just beat me to the punch. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Added him to the list. 3 daysHinoa KUN (talk) 16:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Ding -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:27, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Dang -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:27, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Doo -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:27, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
3 days, and what kind of a bird makes that sound? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille stuck him in the disposal. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:50, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
"No such user?" Never got that one before... —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:06, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
That's because it doesn't exist, anyway, I sorted this little fiaso out earlier -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Famine'd. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:06, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille'd. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:06, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
One month.Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:42, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
I acctaully banned him forever before you made this edit. Next time, please check recent changes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:51, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
The oli-prod zapped him in the worst possible place. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:54, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro'd. —Braydie 21:19, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille fragged him and turned off respawn. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Among other things. 2 weeks.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
1 day.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
I can only block once. Oh, well... —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 11:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
He appears to be doing something a little more constructive now. RabbiTechno 11:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
1 month. Maybe this time he'll learn. (And maybe I'll actually write something funny.) —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 11:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Mhaille'd, though I would have loved to see Codeine or Brad do it just for the irony. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 11:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Obviously. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 11:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Oops. I meant he was the same person as 203.52.130.136. I wish retards didn't have such similar names. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:52, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
One year.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 03:57, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
1 week -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:13, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
1 day, because he loves being punished. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:16, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro booked him for 3 months -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
2 weeks or something. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:19, 7 May 2007 (UTC)